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Zed_Colonel
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Zed_Colonel
@Zed_Colonel
Dad, stepdad, software engineer (COBOL, .NET, C++, Rust), complex systems addict. GH: https://t.co/eO5oA2cXlx
The Bitter Wilds Sumali Haziran 2012
697 Sinusundan259 Mga Tagasunod
RT @justalexoki: imagine if Jesus was an alien and all the miracles and stuff was just alien stuff
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She leans down to give you a kiss and calls you her big man >>>
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RT @eigenrobot: im never gonna be able to retire but im never gonna be out of a job either
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RT @bizlet7: The issue with the Odyssey is they won't let it be adapted faithfully today. It's not allowed so Nolan's talents are wasted on…
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I see people saying “all the conspiracy theories have come true” pretty often, which I find interesting because so many of them remain completely unproven, and some have absolutely been disproven.
So it’s like a conspiracy theory about all conspiracy theories being true, which
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@ChampionsOTIce2 As someone who finally met my shy tomboy (she was a high school athlete), I can confirm that it’s great
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@Notanormie15 @Cernovich @0xAlaric That’ll come when he gets a little older, right now he’s not even 3.5, he can’t self-regulate yet. He just keeps coming until he’s too exhausted to move
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@Zed_Colonel @Cernovich @0xAlaric Let him "win" every now and then or he'll get bored and lose interest
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When your kids turn 3 or so, tell them to run. It’s perfect form. Falling forward, arms moving, striking on toes. When grappling, they keep their weight on hips, move like cats. Sit down schools really mess it all up. Adults pay big money to relearn what was once natural.
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At the end of their whirlwind first date, Tony and Vanessa retire to her bedroom.
“Oh God,” she moans as he suckles her neck. “That Kraken Crunch Chalupa was sublime! Who knew calamari pairs so well with peanut butter and a Baja Blast?”
“Live Más,” Tony growls in her ear. “But
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I would take such good care of the right slutty chubby arthoe
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RT @RokoMijic: @jimrandomh The harsh truth is that simple gradient-based alignment works remarkably well and has scaled over multiple order…
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