MexicanStig

Oh come on @BestBuy , its BRAND NEW!! #broken #fail #nib

@RMcElhenney @Wrexham_AFC "First of all, through God all things are possible"

What quotes should I put up in the locker room?

Hey @NewRockstars , did yall private the GR video ?

@SummerHartxxx @thewelloftruth These people dont understand. Decrim is so much safer for EVERYONE involved in these situations. I want to vocalize all the reasons why I personally think it should be made so, but being a guy everyone is just gonna think im using "guy" rationale.

@thewelloftruth Making it illegal has never stopped trafficking. If you care about trafficking victims, decrim is the way. It is always illegal to exploit someone, take their money or harm them. Decrim allows those harmed rights and resources. Further criminalization punishes victims most.

@Esqueer_ Shouldn't it be a couch cushion?

Are you freaking serious @FedEx? Just dropping off my @customoffsets order in the middle of a sunday when I'm not home? Thank God it wasn't anything expensive or something I had to sign for or inspect..... #shipping #Delivery #fail #wtf

@elonmusk This is slander and defamation, and pretty good evidence for a lawsuit

This is amazing 😂

@Ask_Spectrum .@GetSpectrum internet down in my area... But not so down they won't pull a payment. @Google please finish up the set up for fiber in my area, yall ran the lines like two months ago.

@Ask_Spectrum "Texas area" a bit fucking broad don't you think?

@Ruggable They look at the dog, which then looks cute and somewhat proud only for one to say "Glad we got a ruggable" Then you talk about how its washable, yadda yadda. Now THAT'S a real-world application for a washable rug.

Ok @Ruggable , me and a pal were talking the other day, and if you want a REAL reason for people to buy rugs, you can steal this idea for an ad campaign. (Ill take minimal payment) Fam in the kitchen hears dog bark, goes to the living room and sees do pooing or peeing on rug

@POTUS - You know what to do...

@JoeBiden / @WhiteHouse - You've seen the SC ruling. Now is the time, do what needs to be done, get rid of all the corruption in the SC and the other traitors of Jan 6, put the clown behind bars. As a "presidential act" according to them you are now immune to the consequences.

@TheLegalMindset I mean, as a Mexican, I dig it. Waaaaaaaaaaagh-aihaihaihaaaaaai!

@SpeakerJohnson We are disgusted by our tax dollars goin to you breaking a gag order for your god king. I sincerely hope EVERY ONE of yall that went to NY to get on your knees for him gets what you deserve.

I’m disgusted by what’s happening in the sham trial against President Trump. The American people can see it’s politically motivated. Their star witness, Michael Cohen, is a known liar who is clearly on a mission for personal revenge.

Hey @KenPaxtonTX - What the F were you doing at Trump's trial? Zero reason for you to be there... Hey you might have got off here, but at least TRY to make it look like yer not s'ing that d.

@kitthebeefcake I can say, theyre pretty amazing <3

Just how perky do you think they are?

.@YouTube - why did you ruin the desktop layout? Now I cant browse related videos while watching the main? I dont care about comments... Ugh, this format is practically unusable #fail #designfail #layoutfail

@AnnaAkana Well thats good, id imagine it would be pretty cold.

this hot tamale is on tour* AnnaAkana.com/shows *will not be wearing a bathing suit on stage

@RpsAgainstTrump When I was a kid, I would stand like this when I was holding in a poo

What comes to your mind when you see this picture?