@fesshole "Tell her, I don't give a fuck, as if I'm sending you money, will be keeping these for receipts for the blackmail charges"
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Mark Berrisford
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@fesshole Is this A. Bullshit B. True C. Something seen on a TV show or D. Bollocks
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@fesshole Just like the "cat pissed the bed" they knew it was your human stool, no one is buying it, they can tell the difference
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@fesshole Urban legend, as also seen/mentioned on "they think its all over" in the mid 90's
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As an engineering apprentice in the mid 90s I used to work with a lad that copied porn vids by setting up a video camera towards his tv. He brought one in to get passed around and on the screen was his reflection pleasuring himself. Didn't tell him and passed it on
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@Nygeeee @Bill_Bowkett I see your 250k bank account claim, and raise you my diamond shoes, Internet bullshit rules apply
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@Bill_Bowkett I’m 23 no debt. Done an apprenticeship from 16 and have about 250k saved. I do not come from a rich family. You can do it if your determined to
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@RealTimVine Bond needs to start actually killing people instead of them conveniently escaping for 2 hours and killing random NPC in the meantime. Stop trying to make the plot ultra clever, as the trade off is always eye rolling bullshit
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@dravofrap @pyrgopolyn420 @GunloverClub1 Thought they just kept you subdued with the chem trails and vaccinations, why would they need a gun?
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@pyrgopolyn420 @GunloverClub1 It’s also the only thing protecting your family from possible intruders or a tyrannical government, but yes there should be metal detectors and other measures in every school.
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This 12-gauge folding shotgun fits in a standard backpack and goes from stowed to 'send it' in 3 seconds.
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@CallumLyon The normalisation you talk about is often just poor financial literacy. You don't need a new iPhone every year or a car on finance that takes 40% of your take-home pay. Walk more, cook at home, and stop trying to impress neighbors who don't even know your name.
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The UK has normalised being broke while working full time. You do everything right, show up, work hard, stay consisten and still end up with no money left 2 weeks after payday.
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@F1BigData Maybe a 90 second head start over Mercedes would be more useful to him this weekend?
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@WrestlingBios @onlocationexp Green shirt guy has been doing WWE stuff way before on location back in 2009 see the pic
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I have A LOT to say about @onlocationexp and their idea of a "deluxe" WrestleMania experience, and I'm not one of their green shirt wearing "superfans" afraid of losing some sort of VIP fan status.
Video incoming after I get home (flight tomorrow)
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@fesshole Diabetics crack on until limbs go missing, so i doubt shitting yourself or a rash is high up on the list
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@Frenchyyy_9 @TiceRichard Only one of them still has the money in their bank account tho
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There’s basically no difference in this and @TiceRichard . Both committed fraud. Yet only one is being held to account.
Grifty@TheGriftReport
Benefit cheat Bethany Elwood, 31, pocketed £78,057 in Universal Credit by lying she was single for over four years. The mum-of-two from Parson Cross, Sheffield, kept claiming as a lone parent even after her full-time employed boyfriend moved in with her in the mid-2020s. She failed to update the DWP and continued raking in the cash until a member of the public tipped off the fraud hotline in 2024. When interviewed she initially denied it but then made a full admission. At Sheffield Magistrates’ Court she was given a 12-month prison sentence suspended for two years and ordered to repay the full £78k at just £20 a month. The judge called it a “long term, wilful fraud for a great deal of money” that defrauds every taxpayer. £20 a month......
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@BadgerBitesUK @TheGriftReport Who in the Mad-Ai-me Tussauds was this supposed to look like 🤣
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Benefit cheat Bethany Elwood, 31, pocketed £78,057 in Universal Credit by lying she was single for over four years.
The mum-of-two from Parson Cross, Sheffield, kept claiming as a lone parent even after her full-time employed boyfriend moved in with her in the mid-2020s.
She failed to update the DWP and continued raking in the cash until a member of the public tipped off the fraud hotline in 2024.
When interviewed she initially denied it but then made a full admission.
At Sheffield Magistrates’ Court she was given a 12-month prison sentence suspended for two years and ordered to repay the full £78k at just £20 a month.
The judge called it a “long term, wilful fraud for a great deal of money” that defrauds every taxpayer.
£20 a month......
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@fesshole The frequency of it maybe an issue, but I definitely approve of the occasional windy pops, beats "better out than in" every time, or "Pick bones out that fucker" again, frequency being the key
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@fesshole The Andrew formally known as Prince. Do you play it when the police nip round?
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@MOtiki7 @AmusedToDeath1 Ice doesn't melt steal beams.......... did nasa move you on from flat Earth?
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@AmusedToDeath1 The greedy company that built the Titanic were on a tight deadline- instead of the proper rivets when they got to joining the 2 halves they used inferior metal that got brittle in the cold water and snapped instead of bending- saw in recent documentary
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in 1982 Titanic survivor Ruth Becker was giving an interview where she stated the ship broke in two. The treasurer of the Titanic Historical Society actually took the microphone away from her and said she had been mistaken. 3 years later they found the wreck broken in 2
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