Dr. CatJesus🍀
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Dr. CatJesus🍀
@Cat___Jesus
The ceiling fan stays on
United States شامل ہوئے Aralık 2024
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@KILLTOPARTY "She wants me to be her 'dom' to her 'sub'"
Then be dominant, and just tell her no? I mean what the fuck is wrong with redditors dude?
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@buckadeath UNINTENTIONALLY (the conspiracy theorists have been saying this for 2 decades)
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@AutismCapital It told me this before. But that was also like a year ago when I tried to get it to draw Andrew Tate
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@MGTOW_Mot Would you believe I wrote an entire essay about this?
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Why can’t we just kiss without men assuming we wanna fuck
22gunner@Gnar1104
A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣
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@k_on_warlord if my wife raped me and drained me so badly to the point i was shooting blood i would still call it love and never rape.
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I WONDER HOW MANY GUYS SILENTLY SUFFER WITH A PARTIALLY BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION
Fiscal Philosophy@MrMachoMog
@KILLTOPARTY I wonder how many guys silently suffer with a partially botched circumcision
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I plan to mass produce 1488 units of Hitlers personal watch that sold for $1.1m at auction, nobody has ever made an exact copy.
I want to crowdfund it, but I don’t believe indiegogo would allow such an item.
Are there any crowdfunding platforms for stuff like this? Revenue would be at least $400k alone


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These pigs said the reason for the stop was that the driver rolled through a neighborhood stop sign.
Neighborhood stop signs are not legally enforceable. They're not DOT approved.
A Man Of Memes@RickyDoggin
Ridin Dirty
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Ask a man how to fix the loser men?
"Take away women's rights! Give all their jobs to men! Don't teach girls how to read!"
This should embarrass you as a man. This grasping demand that someone else fix your problem. This desire to take from others so you have more gibs.
Ketter@KetterStone
@RealDianeYap We can easily fix this. Repeal the 19th Amendment and remove women from the workforce. After a little discomfort wages would rise for men. Or just stop teaching female students to read. This wouldn't help immediately either but it would benefit families in the future.
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If I was a girl I'd just double up on black cotton titey whiteys for a few days
jezz@ABmrJutt
Literally crying at self check out bc the pads I need are 21 dollars and like, i need them. It isnt fai
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i love Beyoncé so much
songs that changed history@iconiksongs
one of the most iconic debuts of all time
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