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Mr. Norris

@Chef_Andy_

I fluctuate from being kind to being a cunt. Red vs Blue is for retards— don’t be one

Norhern Potato Head شامل ہوئے Kasım 2022
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Mr. Norris
Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@Zefero5 @KOINNews They do! I have hairy kankles (see below) and I’m sexy as fuuuck
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@suspirant Are all the drug addicted vagrants that literally live out in the public woods by the water who leave drug needles and trash everywhere— registered republicans? Seems to be a retard issue, not left or right.
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@FinancialPhys Yeah, this is why I never feel bad if they’re randomly targeted and I don’t really feel that bad if their family is randomly targeted either. They choose to be pieces of shit while taking an oath to protect and serve the public.
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Financial Physics
Financial Physics@FinancialPhys·
Dropping the charges against the kid isn’t good enough Giving the kid a few bucks printed from nothing isn’t good enough There’s only one penalty a pig should pay for over steping And that penalty should be public, livestreamed, w/ no bag over its head
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: Erika Kirk has canceled their Georgia TPUSA event appearance over serious threats
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US Rep. Mike Turner
US Rep. Mike Turner@RepMikeTurner·
No one is willing to trade lower gas prices for Iran becoming a nuclear state.
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Yugen Farmer
Yugen Farmer@FarmerYugen·
@Chef_Andy_ @CCrowley100 I mean you're so dumb you don't even realize you're making my point. Corn syrup mental retardation syndrome.
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Chad Crowley
Chad Crowley@CCrowley100·
Never forget. Never forgive. Our rage will be their vengeance.
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Brilyn Hollyhand
Brilyn Hollyhand@BrilynHollyhand·
Is @TuckerCarlson America First or Muslims First? The Muslims love Jesus so much that they murdered His followers? Muslims also murder any Muslim that coverts to Christianity. I'm for AMERICA FIRST, not Muslims, Tucker.
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Ac Hampton
Ac Hampton@HamptonAc_·
My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@visegrad24 If y’all can’t learn to farm and live peacefully with one another, then this is what you get. I have no sympathy for you and I don’t think you deserve any help from my country when we have people struggling here. Maybe don’t be so dumb?
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Visegrád 24
Visegrád 24@visegrad24·
🇸🇩 In Sudan, more than 60% of the population is suffering from acute food shortages, with millions forced to eat leaves or animal feed to survive. According to the 2026 Humanitarian Needs and Response Plan, 61.7% of the population, around 28.9 million people, are acutely food-insecure. Tens of millions in Sudan are living on just one meal a day as the crisis deepens. The war between the Muslim Brotherhood-linked Sudanese Armed Forces and the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces, now entering its third year, has displaced millions and fueled one of the world’s largest humanitarian crises. Reports based on interviews with farmers, traders, and humanitarian workers describe how the war is pushing communities toward famine, driven by the collapse of agriculture and the use of starvation as a weapon, including the deliberate destruction of farms and markets. Aid systems are under severe strain. Communal kitchens are struggling to meet growing demand, while funding cuts are limiting the ability of humanitarian organizations to respond. Women and girls are among the most affected, facing heightened risks of violence and rapes when going to fields, markets, or even collecting water. After years of intense Gaza reporting, the international mainstream media is turning a blind eye to the suffering in Sudan. Why?
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@AlTayWeiss I can’t imagine all the idiots that you have to deal with. I’m sorry.
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Alex Weiss
Alex Weiss@AlTayWeiss·
Property management in 2026: Grown Millennials won’t pick up a screwdriver to fix something in their unit that would take 20 seconds. Instead, they write a 400 word ChatGPT essay about it with civil codes…then threaten to sue if we don’t handle it immediately. It’s gotta be the soy milk at this point.
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G.Vazquez MD
G.Vazquez MD@glvazquez·
@JulieLovesFluff I’ve discovered parental abuse during the private visit. I’m usually suspicious of parents who refuse. What are they afraid of their child revealing to the nurse and doctor ?
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Julie
Julie@JulieLovesFluff·
I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@FinancialPhys Noticing how some Jewish people control our country and all of our political leaders
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@FarmerYugen @CCrowley100 I’m totally cool letting everyone in Ukraine die or get whatever they want with their own resources. I don’t want to the US to help anyone else until we help everyone at home.
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Yugen Farmer
Yugen Farmer@FarmerYugen·
@CCrowley100 Funny how Americans are so upset over the death of one Ukrainian but most are fine with causing a war that killed well over 1 million Ukrainians so far. Their main issues with that war were financial not humanitarian.
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Abe | Building Tallow | Seed Oil Free Fast Food
When your restaurant cooks in 100% grass-fed beef tallow, uses gallons of honey instead of processed sugar and avoids hundreds of fake artificial ingredients.
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@ComicDaveSmith I don’t understand how you can appreciate those people when they gave their children Covid vaccines and pushed for other people to do the same. That’s literal child abuse, and people like that should at the very least be publicly shamed.
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Dave Smith
Dave Smith@ComicDaveSmith·
I’ll go on Breaking Points any time they want me on. I love all of those guys. I don’t really have any beef with Kyle. He started talking shit about me for some reason and I responded in kind, I think the way he’s going at people for voting for Trump is dumb but I’d still do his show.
Jaguarguy899@jaguarguy899

@ComicDaveSmith I’d love to see you go on breaking points again and maybe bury the hatchet with Kyle Kulinski and go on Krystal Kyle and Friends.

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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@viperwave Help convince the people that live in the area that having a bunch of mentally ill people on drugs, walking around the street isn’t safe for society and is absolutely a disgusting way to treat people who need help.
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Rocky
Rocky@viperwave·
Im moving to Seattle in November what is there to do there other than work in the rain factory making rain?
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@BryceMLipscomb @Cmfover84 @Patriotess1976 In my experience, the majority of Christians are useful tools of the government and fake. I don’t understand, dedicating your life to Jesus, but being so fake and useless at producing meaningful change in the world and especially your society. The Japanese are so much better.
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Colby 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
If this rubbed you the wrong way, you should probably go out and cut your grass and think for five minutes before you post some dumb shit on the Internet.🤣🤣
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Mr. Norris@Chef_Andy_·
@IDF Parasites should be burned alive.
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