Richard Frame

@flyabout7 The problem with this is, when with his lordship HE wants a beer too - just for being himself, not worried about it’s your belated birthday gift from a pal as long as he gets something in the deal, a hard life, that’s him out till supper

Don’t you just hate it when you bump into a mate while walking the dog and he insists on buying you a belated birthday beer? 😬🍺🍺 Lord Ralphington is zorsted for the second time today. 🙄😴 #LazyLurcher

@ScrewderiaF1 Formula Hovercraft would be more interring than F1 in 2026 anyway!

Miami GP if the current situation continues

@flyabout7 Oh Ralph is your belly that full that you can’t you even collapse into bed properly?

Ruddy idle hound! 🙄 It would appear that Lord Ralphington is in a sausage & sardine induced food coma. 😴 #LazyLurcher

@NewForestBlake True he needs to realise he can still be seen, black doesn’t hide well behind green

@rafthemaster Yes, but it isn't as good as he thinks it is!

Oh Blakey... We can see you!

@flyabout7 Gotta be a Guinness world record for how fast he cleared that bowl. Taking no chances on the sausages gobbling them mouthful at a time AND he dint drop sardines on the floor!!! Guessing the Lord was hungry from all that laying about he did yesterday…

Wishing you all a very happy surf & turf Sunday from Lord Ralphington! #SausageSunday #SardineSunday

@MrSilhouette @1Nicdar I see it as different but as for the legality …. Yes that’s for a lawyer to check

@rafthemaster @1Nicdar I guess that would be different huh? Hmmm... better ask a lawyer.

Is this even legal? (asking for a friend) 😬

@flyabout7 He won’t like it if there be a wabbit around…

Is that a rabbit I see? 👀🐰 We were chilling near ‘rabbit alley’ when I took this. #AdoptDontShop #Ralph

@MrSilhouette @1Nicdar It’s not concealed - it’s fairly obvious the consequences of pressing the bell

@1Nicdar Unfortunately boobytrapping is considered illegal.

@flyabout7 What a lump - so zorsting slouching round the house all day, off to dream of Sardines but positioned himself at the angle he knows he won’t get anyone else coming to disrupt his sleep.

Another zorsting day of loafing and lolloping for this lazy Lurcher. 😴 He’s taken himself upstairs to bed. Goodnight all. Until tomorrow 🐾🐾 #AdoptDontShop #LazyLurcher #Ralph

@jbroadbent @aakashgupta Yeh but then he wouldn’t have “invented” something if he’d just done what many other things already available could have done

@aakashgupta Or he coulda bought a Philips Hue lightbulb and programmed it to go in at low dimming for that hour. 30 seconds in the app. But then no bragging about writing firmware and other bullshit.

Mark Zuckerberg engineered a custom hardware device for his wife in 2019. No clock face. One faint light. A one-hour window. Priscilla had a specific problem. She'd wake up in the middle of the night, check her phone for the time, and the number itself spiked her anxiety. 4am meant worry about the kids waking soon. 5:30 meant calculating whether to just get up. The information was the trigger. Most engineers approach "can't sleep" by adding things to the bedroom. A meditation app. A Hatch alarm. A weighted blanket. A sleep coach. Mark removed the variable that was running the wake-up loop. The Sleep Box sits on Priscilla's nightstand and shows nothing for 23 hours a day. Between 6am and 7am it emits a single faint light. Faint enough not to wake her if she's still asleep. Visible enough that if she's already up, she knows it's okay to start the day. The rest of the night, dark. No clock. No time display. If she wakes at 3am she has no data to push her cortisol up with, so she goes back to sleep. He wrote the firmware and built the enclosure himself. No team, no procurement, no Meta resources. He posted the result on Instagram and said it worked better than he expected. The design move most CEOs would never run is the personal one. The instinct is to outsource a family problem to a specialist. A sleep coach. A doctor. A consumer electronics startup with a Series B and a marketing budget. Mark intervened at a specific link in the chain. Time data hitting Priscilla's brain at 3am was what broke sleep. The phone got moved off the nightstand and replaced with a box that physically cannot deliver that data. The box has no clock. That's the entire product.

@BoardwalkTimes Yeh hard pass - maybe resorts and cruises should join into 1 app but keep my TV out of it - don’t need the bloatware on my devices, very little chance I’ll ever need either or let alone both the other functions

The potential Disney super app would marry Disney+ with the Disneyland Resort and Disney Cruise Line Navigator apps. (bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)

@JerseyPaul90 @fracorona00 @formularacers_ F1 modern wet race: go out behind safety car, do 2 laps, call it a day - award points as though they’d raced

@fracorona00 @formularacers_ I can’t recall wet tire races in a while.

🚨 | BREAKING: The FIA have declared a Rain Hazard for tomorrow's Miami GP.

@bemorebob2 @DiaryAlfred Good work Bob - nice of you to drop by Alfred’s pad and remember him, he’s watching to make sure that his family are being looked after now he can’t be with them and smiling seeing just how loved he was by everyone

Pals, we’ve been to Alfred’s garden to sit and do some lovely remembrance of our best pal. We’ve snifferated all his best garden spots, played on his favourite lawn and spoke some quiet words up to da bridge about how much we loved him 🌈 ❤️ @DiaryAlfred

@CultureCrave As long as it’s the original release cut not the edited version

‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ 50th anniversary is slated to release in IMAX 🍿 In theaters February 19, 2027

@techknight2 RIP Jeeves

well Ask.com aka Ask Jeeves kinda just went silently into the night

@Holly_Gibbons I get a lot of Amazon deliveries (uk) no uniform is standard. A few maybe have a Amazon high vis at most

Seeing a lot of comments about the lack of uniform, this is in the UK, I don’t think they have uniforms? I’ve never seen delivery people from Amazon wearing a uniform and usually they just pop the box down, ring the bell and leave after taking a quick pic for proof of drop off

Just had a parcel from @amazon and the guy who delivered it asked to come in and charge his phone. For safety as a lone woman there’s absolutely no way I could have said yes to this. I’m scared of even walking around the corner nowadays let alone letting a strange man in my house

@AdjustJeff @slflyhi That would be a great thing if fellow airlines would let displaced staff hitch a ride back home

@slflyhi Can they not still Jumpseat? Our CPO said to watch for them and make sure they get on

If you are a Spirit pilot who previously flew for ExpressJet and the airline shuts down overnight and you are stranded, please DM me and I’ll buy you a ticket home. This is awful.

@ronny_optimist @F1BigData Yes the system should have flagged to race control that he’d exceed. Then RC When organising SQ2 should have known he wasn’t allowed to take part and let Lawson race

@F1BigData I've never heard a more stupid excuse than "However this was not reported to the stewards until SQ2 had commenced" Isn't track limit detection automatic with all the sensors and cameras on both the car and track?? This level of incompetence is just insane.

Massive mess up by race control Albon went off the track during SQ1, so he should have been eliminated and Lawson should have advanced to SQ2 Now they have eliminated all of his laps from SQ2 and his best lap from SQ1

@originalnerdco @Irok_Poloski @SpiritAirlines Probably find a fanatic on eBay that’ll give you $5 for them

@Irok_Poloski @SpiritAirlines Free toilet paper😂