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@LeslieMarson25 the algorithm matches you with similar people.... 🤣🤣🤣

Why am i seeing fat ugly people with massive arses, enough to make anyone vomit?

@hussedogru @yanisvaroufakis still want digital id? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

!!! HUMANITARIAN EMERGENCY CALL !!! As of yesterday, German authorities seized the bank accounts of my wife. She is not sanctioned and has committed no crime. As of now we have only ca. 104 euros left — with two newborn babies and one 7-year-old child!!! @yanisvaroufakis @ClareDalyIRL @wallacemick @kennardmatt @Stella_Assange @PLottaz @Miquel_R @irezugasti @RSF_inter @amnesty_de @amnesty @_ZachFoster @CasparShaller @AliAbunimah @MaryKostakidis @der_neukoellner @SevimDagdelen @mkhalili @LaBase_TV @PabloIglesias @falasteen47 @EyeonPalestine @newscord_org @FWarweg @jungewelt @FuocoSavinelli @AlanRMacLeod @MintPressNews @wallacemick @_jneumann @amnesty_de @ChrisLynnHedges @IJFMedia @Fidias0 @johnnyjmils @goldi @CPJ_Eurasia @fehimtastekin @georgegalloway @euobs @AssalRad @OrenZiv_

@LeslieMarson25 @oelma__ 14 ha!

@oelma__ 7

Five for me. I am average. What about you?

@StagecoachSE on the bus

@stumpy_morph Hi are these on the bus fares or are you buying the tickets via the app? Lia

. @StagecoachSouth probably should be SE. £1.80 from dover to guston. £2.70 from guston to dover. £3 from Dover to Whitfield, £3 from guston to Whitfield. Make it make sense. #ripoff #overcharged

@sharpy741 @LloydsBank agree - i've been with lloyds for 40 years, but they are now utter shite.. no branches, no cashpoints, shit customer service, no loyalty. time to take the money elsewhere. btw @LloydsBank , that means you will not benefit from the 7 figure sum sitting in an ISA looking for a home

Thoughtless timing from @LloydsBank The day after they allow many customers access to other customers account transactions they choose to announce they’re cutting the benefits of my Platinum account while, again, maintaining the monthly fee. Time to look for another bank!

Ok Brits. Here’s your chance to take part in the consultation on UK National Digital ID. #ministerialforeword" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">gov.uk/government/con…

@LloydsBank @MichaelMihaul24 how near is "nearby"? 10 miles? 15 miles? because thats the situation here....

@MichaelMihaul24 Hi, We’re sorry to hear about the branch closures — we understand how frustrating that is. We’ll always make sure you can still get support through nearby branches, online or mobile banking, or over the phone. ^Joanne

In 10 years within the @cityoflondon awash with finance, I have had @LloydsBank close 4 branches that were "my branch"! Started at Fenchurch Street, moved to Leadenhall St, then Threadneedle St, then Cheapside. Just received a letter saying the Cheapside branch is closing! 🤨

@StefanFSchubert good luck! high tax, ridiculous regulation and zero innovation. (ex IT bod)

There are now more tech workers going from the US to Europe than the other way around

Good afternoon @RachelReevesMP

@Anna_Soubry @Keir_Starmer this parody account just gets better and better #starmer @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour @10DowningStreet

Getting aside the mistakes - accepting some serious failures of judgement @Keir_Starmer has integrity & a deep sense of serving the country rather than pursuing his own self interest. Those 2 qualities should not be forgotten by his #Labour colleagues. #Starmer needs a fundamental reset, the offer of a clear vision of the country he seeks to change & the offer of hope to voters increasingly sick of all mainstream politicians.

i do not accept unelected minions falling on swords. #elected people need to take responsibility. #starmer #Epstein #EpsteinFiles . @UKLabour try harder...

#mcsweeny has no right to take "full responsibilty" as he was not elected but appointed.. this rests with #keir #starmer . this does not close the matter. @UKLabour

apparently democracy now has an enconomic threshold ... who knew? #burnham #Starmer #Labour @Keir_Starmer @labourpress @UKLabour ... how very #capitalist

no #hys on #burnham #starmer issue? you frightened of the responses @BBCNews ?

@British_Airways @daveinitalia that is not the point

In the @British_Airways Concorde Room the burns night special features whiskey rather than whisky.

@Anna_Soubry 🤣🤣🤣 parody account, right? #Jenrick

I’ve a bit of experience of how you leave your party - with dignity, by not disclosing details of private meetings and not dumping on your now former colleagues - #Jenrick just showed how you don’t do it.

@pauljohnson9691 @Rockfireplc ok - i think i'm done for now... #ROCK has given me quite a few wins in the past (Aruba was lovely 😀), but now I want something a little more serious.

@pauljohnson9691 @Rockfireplc litterally buying today...and have more to do.

I see the #ROCK @Rockfireplc is moving up a little today. I believe the share will be trading considerably higher in due course and with 19.1oz in situ #silver more than underpinning the business I expect that the proper revaluation is not in the distance future. Quite a company.