Yvette Pearson

@SW_Help You said people can use the Elizabeth line for any reasonable route. For people stuck at Waterloo, does that include a tube to a station which serves the Elizabeth line?

📢 Until further notice the following alterations will be necessary: All services towards London Waterloo after Wimbledon will not call at Earlsfield, Clapham Junction or Vauxhall. We are very sorry for any delay that this may cause to your journey.

@AshValeCommuter I've always had one in the bedroom! And another one in the bathroom

Finally got #quordle in 7!! 🙌

@AshValeCommuter Yep. The amount of people I see indicating right as they are exiting a roundabout. And driving SO CLOSE to the car in front!

I see that @SW_help are now using pre recorded messages to make it sound like there's a guard on board. 0719 from Woking: guard saying he can't walk down because it's so busy. There are 8 people standing that I can see, and I can see at least 2 empty seats 🤦‍♀️

South Western railway keeping their options open this morning

Doing my Christmas shopping last night and I noticed myself checking the shipping carriers. Anything being delivered via royal mail wasn't ordered and I chose something else

We’re now into December and it seems a good time to remember this time last year when Twitter did my favourite thing ever. If you need a bit of cheer, have a scroll through this piece of perfect craziness.

@MrRayNewman My grandparents lived very close to here for many years. I know exactly where this is. What a lovely find. Brings me back lots of happy memories

I'm pretty sure the number of G my phone gets doesn't actually make the slightest bit of difference to anything

Been sitting on the m25 for the last hour. I'm wondering which brave soul is going to be the first one to get out of their car

Just signed my second consultancy contract!! 🥳🥳

Back to London for day 2 of the @pashowuk Packed train, no seats. At 9am! Nice to see the "new normal" is just like the old one 🙄

@theotherstu @IeSmurfkev @amrachel @fesshole There aren't that many of us

I once didn't go home with someone after meeting on a night out because their name was Gavin.

My partner left his kindle on the train last night (3rd Feb). The South Western service 2253 from Waterloo to Alton. He left it when he got off at Woking. He's registering it lost online but thought I'd try here to see if anyone had seen it 🙏

First day back in the office for ages. It did not disappoint. Some dick came upstairs to microwave FISH. Just like old times

Should probably just wish people a happy new month, rather than a whole year. Take it one step at a time

@Hermesparcels anything? It's been delayed for 10 days...!!

@Hermesparcels the tracking status of my parcel says there's a delay and I should wait 24 hours. This was on 6th December. How much longer will I have to wait? Where is my parcel? It was supposedly dispatched 10 days ago

I'm about to ask a very stupid question. Can someone with some photoshop skills make my profile photo Christmassy. I'm going to regret this.