Rob Day

@icanni @Watislifefr @theuncle73 Not if he is self-employed, it isn't. Motoring penalties aren't tax deductible.

@Watislifefr @theuncle73 Tax deductible too 😂

Does the ice cream van @ Harrods just take an £80 per day fine as part of his running costs?

@TheGriftReport Binky Felstead sounds like an Essex village.

Binky Felstead’s PA contacted luxury London bakery Anges de Sucre asking for a free yellow train cake for her three-year-old son Wilder’s birthday. In return? Just one Instagram story post from Binky’s 1.4 million follower account. Owner Reshmi Bennett publicly shared the emails, slammed the “exposure” deal and mocked it with a satirical £1.4m GoFundMe. Binky’s team called it a standard contra request before apologising when it was declined. Classic "celebrity" freebie chase. dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

@msloobylou Margaret Thatcher?

You’ll never guess the Wiki page…

@MediaSOI Makes you wonder why so many of the judiciary go easy on paedophiles.

This is Judge Tracey Lloyd-Clarke, she has sentenced an ex-soldier with PTSD, Daffron Williams, to two and a half years in prison for Facebook comments. She also sentenced someone for posting a video on social media to 12 months. But that exact same judge let off a child rapist called Reese Newman because she said the prisons were overcrowded This is British Justice.

Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@ejames500 3 cunts & another cunt.

I'll start "Islam street preachers"

@BMLSTHolder I'd much rather win the cup. In 20 years time, who is going to look back & say "wasn't it great that year we finished 13th in the PL". It's about memories & trophies create memories.

@Notwokenow And that's how I met your mother.

This can’t have been a real ad. Right?? 😂😂😂😂😂

@SundayChants He should stiffen up the back four.

A rather unusual non-league football story — porn actor Adam Diksa, who now plays in the 8th tier of English football with Mickleover, has insured himself for £800,000. If he were to suffer a specific injury to his p*nis while playing, the insurance policy would cover the full amount.

@SamanthaTaghoy No doubt there will be an exemption from investigation for politicians, especially Labour ones.

The Head of the Grooming Gangs Inquiry says they will investigate public figures who were complicit in the scandal. Alright then. Let’s make it easier for them: 𝗞𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿 Called protestors of Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs “far-Right bandwagon jumpers”, refused a national inquiry until he was forced to backtrack, oversaw the failure to prosecute offenders as head of the Crown Prosecution Service etc. 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗣𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗽𝘀 Voted against a national inquiry, ignored council requests to meet, watered down the Gov’s “local enquiries” until they were scrapped altogether, accused victims of being far-Right, downplayed the severity and scale of abuse, repeatedly denied and shut out victims from speaking out 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗾 𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗻 Repeatedly denied the existence of grooming gangs in London, claimed there were “no reported cases and also no indication”, voted down proposals for an inquiry into Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs in London, took away 4.5 million in funding for the inquiry 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝘂𝗻 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗠𝗣 Labour MP and former Leader of Telford and Wrekin Council, oversaw the fallout of the Telford scandal, downplayed the severity and scale of CSE in Telford, attempted to block an independent inquiry, voted against a national inquiry, protected Cabinet members who played an active role in the scandal (eg. Cabinet Member who said that girls’ claims were “made up on the back of a fag packet”) 𝗔𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗺 Refused to launch an independent inquiry into grooming gangs in Greater Manchester, despite victims’ testimony and police whistleblowers confirming widespread cover-ups 𝗡𝗮𝘇 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗵 Labour MP who told victims of grooming gangs to “shut their mouths for the good of diversity”, trivialising and silencing abuse survivors 𝗟𝘂𝗰𝘆 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 Called Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs a “far-Right dog whistle” and a “trumpet” that is used to unfairly smear Labour, accused victims of being far-Right and exaggerating their abuse 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗔𝘆𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗮 𝗛𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗶 Laughed about the mass rape of little girls by Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs, joked that every Pakistani person is accused of being a groomer, claimed to instigate grooming gang conspiracies Oh, and every single councillor, police officer, social worker, sexual health clinic staff member, and other official who silenced, vilified or turned a blind eye to the systemic abuse of little British girls. Who else?

@WasAcop @gone_to_Turkish He could always make a voluntary contribution to HMRC for the tax that would, ordinarily, be due.

@gone_to_Turkish They’ve said reintroduction of the LTC is too complicated..

🚨 Keir Starmer’s secret pension perk that regular workers can never get. In 2013, as DPP, he got SI 2013/2588: a custom “Pension Scheme for Keir Starmer QC” that is tax-unregistered. That means his entire 2008-2013 pot dodged the Lifetime Allowance cap (then ~£1.5m) and the 55% tax hit normal people pay on excess savings. Plus full inflation uprating under the 1971 Act — guaranteed. You? Pay tax on every penny over the cap, with no special rules or loopholes. Elites write the rules for themselves. Starmer’s “one rule for me” pension is proof. Hypocrisy level: maximum.

@MiMikebish1 @RacingPost Was going to say that

@RacingPost The end of it.

The Flat is BACK! In your opinion, what is the best thing about the Flat season?

@ColeFusionHQ Used to work with a girl called Throm, short for thrombosis because she was a slow moving clot.

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@BettingSitesCom Is that anything like a sportsman's double?

As a horse racing fan, are you familiar with the term 'The Spring Double'?

@Flynnisaware @whydontyoutube Was he so bad that, after him, things could only get better?

@whydontyoutube My stepbrother was on that doing D:Ream.

30 YEARS AGO TODAY: an unconventional choice for Stars In Their Eyes.

@tobyasky Been saying for ages that, at a time when players have never been paid so much, the overall standard has never been so poor.

6 English teams in the Round of 16. 4 are out. Barcelona 8-3 Newcastle PSG 8-2 Chelsea Real Madrid 5-1 Atletico Madrid 7-5 Tottenham Only one English team will potentially progress, which is Arsenal, and it’s because they’re playing Sporting (no disrespect to sporting). PSG will likely progress ( these are my predictions). Let’s be honest, the football played in England has declined this season. Teams have refused to play, there’s too much money involved in the league, people are too careful to play football now. Lots of time wasting, lots of dark arts football, throw ins, set pieces are the order of the day. Little or no brilliance. These are things I think have affected them. What do you think?

@LeeHurstComic An old accountant boss of mine once said that all taxes should be abolished except one - a transaction tax. So for every purchase you make a transaction tax is applied. That way, the more you spend, the more tax you pay which would probably mean high earners spend more & pay more

IDEA How about we set a legal, simplified tax rate. 15% for everyone on all their income. No personal allowance. Just a flat rate of 15%. Then… The government can only spend that much. No more. It has to live within its means. How about that? Maybe we can the. pay off the debt and then cut the 15% rate further. Sounds like a plan to ne.

@RacingPost He'll probably be back on Thursday. Tough breed, those jockeys.

Three-time champion jockey Brian Hughes has undergone an operation on a broken leg following a fall at Newcastle on Saturday

@DLoesch Always thought his brother Groucho was much funnier.

Annual reminder that Karl Marx’s only positive contribution to the world was to feed the worms with his bloated, rotted corpse. He refused to bathe, work, or at all provide for his family, preferring instead to sponge off of Engles. He slept with his servant, refused to take accountability for the resulting child, and his family was so miserable that his daughter later killed herself.

@TheFishSkipper @kelvmackenzie As opposed to them just talking it.

@kelvmackenzie That's unfortunately where we are in politics. If the Libs hated dogshit and Trump said dogshit was bad, the Libs would create new research saying dogshit is actually good and advocate eating it.

Spectator columnist Douglas Murray makes a good point when he says that although Iran’s regime punishes homosexuality by the death penalty , neither gay activists Russell T Davies or Alan Cummings or gay mags Pink News or Attitude have come out (!) in favour of the Muslim monsters falling. Why? It seems they would rather see their gay brothers’ hanging from cranes by their neck than support the United States. Sickening.