New terrible definition of superintelligence just dropped:

Me, looking at the digital god: "Is this capable of delivering product value for the millions of enterprises that depend on us to deliver world-class language models?"

@ShakeelHashim AGI now means Anything Generating Income

@ShakeelHashim Tbf they’ve all been aligning on that definition

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Yeah I really like where Mustafa has been coming from lately, but I wish he would not call this "superintelligence" as that muddies the waters. If he is calling for powerful and controllable AI tools for productivity (which I *think* he is), that's great but is a distinct path from superintelligence.

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@ShakeelHashim so terrible as to be literally a psyop made to control our expectations so we don't get a different kind of hope about what Superintelligence should have the capacity to accomplish

@ShakeelHashim damn, we lost another one to the borg

@ShakeelHashim They aren't taking the risks of superintelligence seriously & thus it shouldn't be up to them to build it.

@ShakeelHashim Superintelligence now ships quarterly OKRs

@ShakeelHashim “Superintelligence is the ability to build B2B SaaS” so inspiring. they’ll make a documentary about that guy one day, and how inspiring he was.

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@ShakeelHashim funniest part is that they completely changed the definition, and their product still doesn't fit that description

@ShakeelHashim They will start changing the definition on what AGI and superintelligence really is because admiting AGI is not possible at the moment will pop the bubble and billions will be lost.

@ShakeelHashim In 10 months we are going to say that the true AGI were the friends we made along the way

@ShakeelHashim Maybe the real AGI was the shareholder value we created along the way.

@ShakeelHashim Thank god we have Linkedin to English translation now

@ShakeelHashim Microsoft sees the world through the lens of profit. There is nothing else. Literally nothing else.

@ShakeelHashim Microsoft and Meta just don't get it. End game is fully automated luxury communism, no one in control of social media, no (modernly recognizable) corporate entities. If I'm 500 years old with a mansion on an oneil cylinder & worried about tps reports we did something wrong.

@ShakeelHashim If you remove “language models” by this definition Microsoft word is superintelligence.

@ShakeelHashim ASI is a Maximizing Shareholder Revenue machine.

@ShakeelHashim Superintelligence means maximizing shareholder values you heard it here first

@ShakeelHashim babe wake up the singularity is canceled

@ShakeelHashim Defining superintelligence as "makes companies go faster" is just rebranding enterprise software.

@ShakeelHashim Additionally, it is models capable of delivering business value from insights into the company’s unstructured data

@ShakeelHashim brb delivering product value for the million of enterprises that depend on us

@ShakeelHashim Dumb, dummer, dumbest. blog.aifutures.org/p/q1-2026-time…

@ShakeelHashim AGI is when it writes code ASI is when it delivers value

@ShakeelHashim Can MS just put Suleyman out of our misery already?

@ShakeelHashim LOL. This is the AI equivalent of a Participation Trophy. What a joke.

@ShakeelHashim You probably need to be at least remotely intelligent to define super intelligence. Common mistake.

@ShakeelHashim Meaning Microsoft will be selling premium subscriptions to “superintelligent” Copilot within a couple years

@ShakeelHashim They will keep shifting the goalposts.

@ShakeelHashim Careful, YC might start taking this seriously

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@ShakeelHashim Next thing we know superintelligence is going to be defined as corporate synergy 🤮

@ShakeelHashim They'll keep changing the definition until they get what they want from open AI 😅😂