Matthew H
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happiness (elliott smith)
the execution of all things (rilo kiley)
memorize yr lines (sleater-kinney)
here (pavement)
teach me sweetheart (fiery furnaces)
dimed out (titus andronicus)
flagpole sitta
get away (yuck)
you had your soul with you (the national)
funeral dress (wussy)
Brick@Heythrsourgrpez
Top 10 american indie rock songs 1. Freak scene 2. All my friends 3. Maps (Yeah yeah yeahs) 4. Gold soundz 5. Debaser (Pixies) 6. Last nite 7. Drunk drivers/killer whales 8. Godsend (Beat happening) 9. Harborcoat (REM) 10. Simulation swarm
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@annlau613 @chi81959 Goat wasn’t really eaten in medieval England which is why we don’t have a special word for it.
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Cow meat is called beef
Lamb meat is called mutton
Pig meat is called pork
What is goat meat called?
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@jeffSerran18435 @decoyrobot What’s nonsensical about them? It’s a song about how he doesn’t believe in modern love, it’s pretty clear
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@decoyrobot Most nonsensical lyrics in music history. Indefensibly bad, bad enough to make one re-evaluate Bowie's stature in music.
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“Modern Love” by David Bowie, probably the greatest sell out song of all time.
Bowie, Niles Rodgers, Stevie Ray Vaughan who I am pretty sure plays on every track off the album except this particular one, they cooked the fuck out of that shit.
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@staticbluebat @MILLENIALCHASER I know more of the lyrics from The Saga Continues than American Pie
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@EmmaTolkin Oh my god the bit where he pushes the school off the cliff made me laugh so hard
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don't think I'll bother now, diddy Andy Parsons has ruined it
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@candicoated2k1 I like Octopus’s Garden but you need your head checked if that’s your favourite Beatles song
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Kinda encouraged that people are crapping on this clip. This sort of "I'm too real for small talk" attitude is probably *the* common denominator of the dozen or so most miserable human beings I've ever had to be around.
Still generally like Louis' standup, tho.
Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke
Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix
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Putting on the They Live glasses that immerse you even deeper in ideology
Taylor Swift Updates 💎@swifferupdates
TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED!!!!
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@Matt_tfdXCI @anon_opin There’s only like ten funny Monty Python sketches. The movies are fantastic though
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@anon_opin I fail to find Monty Python amusing. I've tried and still failed.
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Both Ronnie Barker and David Jason are comedy giants who should be rightly praised for a great body of work. Except for Open All Hours. Which is absolutely shite. Although not as bad as Still Open All Hours, which somehow managed to be even shitter.
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His stuff was always cynical but it was like a self deprecating understanding that the biggest piece of shit was himself. This isn’t even really a joke. It’s like someone doing a bad impression of a Louis CK joke.
Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke
Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix
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Are there Any Actually Funny Comedy Movies like Ones that Would Make me Laugh Out Loud in Real Life or Do Anything More Than Occasionally Smirk and Breathe out of My Nose
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Wait this is ai generated what the fuck
synthiola 🎀@FabianMosele
Tung Tung Sahur explains his copyright legal battle
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@StopTweetingMia I don’t know how to define it other than Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM
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My mom accidentally said something in iambic pentameter and I told her "That was iambic pentameter!" and she didn't know what that was but then I realized I really didn't know how to define it so I just said "Inspector Detector suspected foul play!" and it didn't help at all.
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has michael jackson ever dropped some
absolute dog shit
🗝️@keysobased
every great artist has dropped sum bullshit
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Tung Tung Sahur explains his copyright legal battle
Dexerto@Dexerto
Tung Tung Sahur is now at the center of a federal “custody battle” over brainrot characters The creators of Steal a Brainrot are asking a court to rule that Mementum Lab can’t claim copyright control over the viral meme
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@theargus2003 @Billvvzz Oh come on so your original tweet wasn’t a value judgement about straight edge?
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