A Whorea Borealis.

@uplatedrinkin @NoContextBrits According to ChatGPT you put glue on pizza and eat rocks. Not what you call, accurate. Tight fade, tho'.

@NoContextBrits According to ChatGPT the photo below is more historically accurate

Scientists from the University of Manchester have reconstructed a 3D model of Cain and Abel, the first two sons of Adam and Eve.

@ronhanforth @NoContextBrits In the version you prefer, the grandkids all look like these guys. Gotta mix it up a bit, and we all have to come from somewhere.

@NoContextBrits After Netflix buys the rights to the story..

@SancastleAir @anon_opin Neighbours. They gave us so much. Jason, Kylie AND Dannii. Mostly Dannii. Woof.

@anon_opin Remember when we used to get Aussie Rules Football, The Flying Doctors, Cell Block H, Leo Wanker, Rolfie. Now all we get is that one legged bloke on Channel 4.

It's ridiculous how much American news we get in the UK when socially & culturally we have far more in common with the other Anglo nations. How many people can even name the Australian prime minister when we get a blow by blow account of everything Trump does.

@PhilipLeworthy @anon_opin Maybe the Aussie PM should invade random countries and destroy everyone's economies. Put a washed up drunk Murdoch stooge in charge of the military. Get the Deputy PM to off a Pope or two and get excommunicated. That'll get him on the world stage.

@anon_opin Trump is the leader of the free world. Major difference.

@WalkAlanWalk @Carpenterdf @anon_opin Kevin knows all about handling sticky tar.

@Carpenterdf @anon_opin I'd rather my road was fixed by a professional, not Kevin with a smack habit.

Prison's are overcrowded, eye wateringly expensive for the taxpayer and rarely work. We should bring back the stocks for minor offences. Quick, cheap and entertaining. And the shame is likely to be far more effective at preventing re-offending than a spell inside

@AndyB7777 @m25dave @anon_opin Getting up was the easy part. . Help. I've been up this rope now for 30 years. Please. Somebody. Send help!

@m25dave @anon_opin I couldn’t climb one as a kid, I’d have no chance now.

@ALazyMarmot @20100____ @kal_brandon @JustinTrudeau Lol you paid Elon Musk just so you could call people slurs online. You know you can call people turd-touching retards for free, right?

@20100____ @kal_brandon @JustinTrudeau You're a massive retard.

@anon_opin Maybe lazy cunts should knock off all the Ubers and Amazon delivery vehicles that add to road traffic. At least there are no bozos saying councils are cheaping out on asphalt quality and that global warming making more extreme shifts in weather is degrading it.

Maybe the reason why there are so many potholes isn't because the council aren't doing their job, but because so many of you selfish pricks are driving round in 3 ton SUVs

@anon_opin Oh look, the poors have discovered the Internet.

There is one hundred per cent correlation between people who have personalised number plates and people who are cunts.

@DaidojisAbs @esjesjesj And who could afford to have historical records written down? (Hint: it wasn't the peasants)

@esjesjesj Either way, the oldest mention of Robin Hood calls him a murderer and the people who like him morons

The evil sheriff character

@esjesjesj And where were those taxes headed? Oh yeah - the crusades. Or his own purse. Sounds eerily familiar.

@anon_opin Audience members who are plants should be banned from re-attending for a year. If you're going to be obvious but not announce your bona fides, off you may fuck.

Each edition of Question Time should have a Susie Dent type fact-checking expert at a separate desk with a big pile of books, pointing out the lies of the last panelist.

@presearchnews @pubity Source: "Trust me, bro"

@pubity Like, there's someone who still trusts the information on Wikipedia

Wikipedia has banned all users from using AI-generated text to write or update articles.

@NoContextBrits Needs chips.

British cuisine. Best in the world.

@atrupar ...but fuck America's poor, its children, the elderly, and infirm. Although Trump does love to fuck children.

Trump: “My Administration stands ready to use the full Economic Might of the United States to strengthen Hungary’s Economy, as we have done for our Great Allies in the past, if Prime Minister Viktor Orbán and the Hungarian People ever need it. We are excited to invest in the future Prosperity that will be generated by Orbán’s continued Leadership! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

@BladeoftheS I would shoutout, but a bunch of Blue Tickers have paid Elon Musk to muffle my voice.

Everybody else seems to have bought a blue tick. There is only me left. Shoutout if you haven't soldout either.

@SpiderUncensor @BladeoftheS Plus you get to post the worst, wettest, and longest brainfarts above anyone else - dominating any conversation. Freemium Speech.

@BladeoftheS You should, its all about the character limit! More visceral ranting without limits makes it well worth a couple of quid.

@atrupar Trump's grandad spoke fluent German. Makes you think, dunnit.

Rick Scott: "Europe would all be speaking German if it wasn't for the American service members and what we did to save their butts in the second world war. For them to not support what we're doing in Iran is foolish. So NATO is gonna have to change."

@Jan51478528 @floboflo I didn't get a City job handed to me by my dad's mates, straight out of public school. Real men can change tyres and lift hods. This ponce only drinks wine, doesn't even sup pints. Bet he couldn't even change a fuse.

Real men what's stopping you from being like this legend ?

@default_crow @razibkhan Didn't realize Tejanos were white.

@razibkhan The real question is when Texas crosses the California threshold, and native whites start fleeing for other states. It's managed to forestall this with prodigious economic growth for a number of years.