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@biglawbro Reminds me of when I had to review like 400 sig pages where all the names were in Chinese characters - brutal

the transition from law school to big law is brutal. one minute you're firing off essays of the mamdani paštice w a bunch of m dashes from your little ivory tower, the next minute you're in the trenches ensconced in a new layer of fat, fucking up a stack of sig pages for 50 docs that might as well be written in god damn egyptian.

@rfkenmore @magnumdong1992 Ashamed to admit I copped

Flashback: Truly some of the grossest sneakers ever made, which received high praise at the time I know @magnumdong1992 was fiending

@DisgracedProp If you want to argue that the comedy is being used as a Trojan horse so the underlying message doesn’t face scrutiny, I’ll hear you out - but there is no way a man puts on a hat like that without realizing that he’s about to become a joke

@sumerassociate I don’t think so

What the regime does so incredibly well is managed decline, meaning, they ratchet down quality of life bit by bit, but make each ratchet down cool and desirable. Decrepit becomes sexy. Living on credit becomes distinctly a part of the American struggle. They create the portrait of a sexy rebel being held down by the man, even though they are the man doing the holding down. To avoid this, they create a phantom "the man," in this instance non-existent white WASPY RW billionaires (see eg One Battle After Another), to point the finger that, that exists somewhere off in the distance, barely visible but obviously evil.

@HabCorpLinguist A lot of people don’t get this

You don't pay $1000+ per hour of a junior's time because every single hour is worth $1000. You pay that price because when you tell me you need something filed within 24 hours, I cancel my dinner plans and pull an all nighter. Availability is part of the deal.

@AceGordon @SlumRNA_Dog Anime shirt is too on the nose

@SlumRNA_Dog not in a million years is this real lmao

I’m sorry you’re telling me this isn’t AI? This is a real life honest to god Chud out?

@dounbug Crazy they didn’t put a big one on top of the hill. What’s even the point

i am recruiting a select group of individuals to purchase the abandoned 700 castle village in turkey where we will live out the rest of our days

@escapefrommelos Guy filming sounds hysterical. What’s up with that? You’d think he’d get used to it at some point

part of living in the third world is a hidden Gonzo Tax you send your furniture to be moved to your new apartment. something crazy might happen. you could up with everything you owned splashed across a rainy street. these things just happen.

@Nero Everyone knows the rules - no crying in the casino!

Alex Jones bled for that motherfucker. Lost his company. Lost everything. What a sack of shit.

@RonwellQDobbs @AwfulFitPics Why would I lie about this lol - never mentioned him before so no idea why I would’ve already been blocked

@sumerassociate @AwfulFitPics Do you really expect anyone to believe this?

@AwfulFitPics And there it is folks

@AwfulFitPics Fashion bro will drop in and say this is actually a fire fit because of the complex history of textiles or some shit

@202accepted Insane aura loss for the Chinese here

turns out the chinese are entering a very american time of their lives

@Empty_America Bar isn’t particularly hard - CA which is considered the “hardest” bar has a +80% (ballpark) pass rate if you only look at takers that went to accredited schools

It is funny (but not surprising) that the law largely exempted itself from the DEI era. I'm aware of no real exceptions or preferences on the bar exam, which is the literal "bar" to ever actually practicing. This of course is the credential held by many/most lawmakers.

I see pants I like I order them They don’t fit I send them back Samsara

@simeydotme @IMAO_ It’s not for sweat (and also not for fashion, as some have guessed) - the mystery remains…

@sumerassociate @IMAO_ Idek what I'm looking at here... Can't you just put a feminine hygiene sanitary napkin under your arm

I never understood the point of a wife beater undershirt. I need an extra layer between my underarms and my shirt — I don’t need by belly slightly warmer.

@CentristMadness @maribooboo7 @reset_by_peer Byd is 5 minutes… marginal is really a stretch here

@maribooboo7 @reset_by_peer If you use a supercharger and you have a newer EV it can get up to 80% in under 15 minutes

Both parties are working tirelessly to make this technology illegal in United States because they hate you and want you to suffer.

@noahTLW @disclosetv What a way to find out about this. Oops.

@disclosetv Forgot to mention, it's literally a crime not to register for selective service as a man. Now you don't automatically become a criminal for not having done something. Yay

JUST IN - Eligible young men will automatically be registered for U.S. military draft starting December 2026 — Military Times

@GeringerAdam Camouflaged machines, scurrying about in silence. Very sinister. What are they up to when we’re not watching? No thanks

Great format tbh