Mike Myers

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Mike Myers

Mike Myers

@N0_RELATION

Everybodys hype man. Former mech engineer, current sales bro

Denver, CO Beigetreten Ocak 2018
1.4K Folgt274 Follower
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Mike Myers
Mike Myers@N0_RELATION·
I had a sale cancel today because the couple was getting divorced. My boss asked me to save it. I can happily report that they are now back together. ABC baby
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@Headshok1962 Do you know the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of cocaine out a window
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@MostlyPeaceful Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris.
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Mostly Peaceful Memes
Mostly Peaceful Memes@MostlyPeaceful·
Chuck Norris reading all the Chuck Norris jokes
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@greg16676935420 Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris.
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greg@greg16676935420·
Fun Fact: Chuck Norris liked his meat so rare that he would only eat unicorns
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Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris
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@BurtMacklin_FBI Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris.
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Burt Macklin
Burt Macklin@BurtMacklin_FBI·
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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@marknorm Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris.
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@Timcast Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris.
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@libsoftiktok Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
The Man, the Myth, the Legend, Chuck Norris: "I used to be a Democrat. Unfortunately, the Democrats went too far to the left... and so I realized that Republicans are more focused on what is best for America.” Rest In Peace 🙏
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@KeanuReevesYaga Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven. Heaven went to Chuck Norris
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Keanu 〽️@KeanuReevesYaga·
It is with heavy hearts that i share the sudden passing of my buddy Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace.
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BORED@BoredElonMusk·
Fire trucks cost $2-2.5 million dollars each, plus rack up even more in maintenance because there are few people who know how to service them. Traditional rigs are bleeding cities dry and making it much more likely that towns (like mine) burn to the ground. We need an Anduril of fire trucks ASAP. Get vehicle costs down, and make maintenance as easy as servicing a Toyota. This is a huge business opportunity that can literally save lives. Who will build and fund this?? @RickCarusoLA @wolfejosh @pmarca @micsolana @eladgil @garrytan @msuster @chamath
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Jason,@jasonc_nc

If it’s good enough for the Navy I think maybe Bumbletown (pop 12,000) can probably get by with something like these versus $1M-2.5M fully-custom apparatus. This format of a commercial chassis w/ custom body is a multi-problem solution: -Pushes back on a PE monopoly FDs helped create. -Reduces apparatus cost & timelines for delivery. By a LOT. -Improves access to parts, reliability (where downtime is a public safety risk). -Opens the door to more intelligent resource allocation, adapting equipment to align with larger public safety impacts, city priorities. -Superior maneuverability. -Improved firefighter safety.

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Tyler Bindi
Tyler Bindi@TripleNetTyler·
Salespeople are the easiest people to sell to I got an ad from a hat brand I’d never heard of They were running a “buy 2 get 1 free” deal that “ends at midnight” Long story short I now own 9 hats
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Oliver Anwar
Oliver Anwar@theoliveranwar·
"Nuts" are an awful weight-loss snack. Avoid at all costs.
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Chris Orlob
Chris Orlob@Chris_Orlob·
Sales might be the worst career for 90% of people today. Here's why:
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Tyler Oliveira
Tyler Oliveira@tyleraloevera·
Ahh yes. Selling paywalled videos and DLC content I don’t upload on YouTube is definitely a 1:1 comparison of using American tax dollars to support your 10 kids. I kept the focus on demographic shift / political power consolidation / goyim schools getting shut down. You want a fraud documentary? You don’t want the smoke.
Awesome Jew@Awesome_Jew_

I am against cancel culture. But the irony is wild. He posts a hit piece claiming Jews are addicted to welfare, then complains he cannot beg for cash online. Time to get a real job, Tyler.

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Pirate Wires@PirateWires

NEW IN PIRATE WIRES: Inside @anduriltech’s race to build Fury, America’s first autonomous fighter jet. On October 31, last year, a gunmetal-colored, bullet-shaped object streaked across the skies of the California high desert under the careful watch of the U.S. Air Force. It took off without a pilot. It flew only by the guidance of software, takeoff triggered by the press of a single button. That flight was the culmination of years — decades, even — of American experiments with unmanned fighter jets. Air Force officials long imagined pairing pilots with autonomous systems to amplify their combat power. But the technology didn’t exist... until now. For Pirate Wires, @jackbeyrer delivers the complete story of how Fury, an AI-powered unmanned fighter jet, was built. He also details what’s next: producing an entire fleet of Furies capable of defending America. The future of American deterrence has arrived. Read the full story 👇

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