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@hollowearthterf @MythosAndMilk The natural skin color of a carrot

@MythosAndMilk Carotenoids don’t look like a spray tan because the color is actually in your skin, it’s a lot more natural

I need to start taking carotenoids again

@was_dancing @shenetworks In the UK there wouldn't be anything left after a 40k paycut.

@shenetworks In the UK that's lawsuit. 🤑 Literally the definition basically. Both pay and position change on maternity.

After not receiving a raise in the four years I’ve worked at BHIS they’ve now decided to reduce my pay by $40k after coming back from maternity leave and moving my role to solely pentesting. So I am looking for a new position effective immediately if anyone has any leads 😇

@TwinTwisterDad @Eden_Eats I think the right one is self applied daily make-up, the other one is done by some make-up artist.

@Eden_Eats She kinda looks better without makeup

Tweeting about one of the hottest current pop stars to collectively “reject” her in his imagination while he jerks off into tube socks in his race car bed will never not be hilarious to me.

@PhiliDips_ @keysmashbandit They are called products not slop

@keysmashbandit How dare you not eat Metro Irresistables slop for dinner every day!!!

Write your own fucking tweet then god Almighty

@kaliskayaultra @bargeldinvest Mit ein paar LED Streifen geht da noch mehr immobilienscout24.de/expose/1590659…

@bargeldinvest 1,8 Miete im Pott wohnst du in einem Schloss

4650€ netto Einkommen monatlich Fixkosten: - 1800€ Miete - 200€ Nebenkosten - 500€ Essen - 300€ Versicherungen - 100€ Abos - 1000€ Audi Leasing - 300€ Tanken - 150€ More Supplements 300 € nur zum Sparen

@Material_Blade @ZoeFnaf It's just a love rose

@ZoeFnaf Every gas station and convenience store used to sell these along with the screens that went in them to hold crack.

check out these cool glass straws i found :)

@oliveegger man i hate this part of texas

Uh

@REMARKSIST @amerikkkanboy The culinary famous UK has them too!

@amerikkkanboy Yes! They have one of the highest rates of processed food consumption rates in Europe. in my experience they’re only like this when it comes to bread, but they’re also the only country I know of that sells an entire refrigerated prepackaged burger.

Here to contribute to the bread discourse by sharing something i saw at the store today that will annoy everyone: German “brioche” bagel. For Germans: it’s soft and pre-packaged so it categorically is not bread For everyone else: If it’s brioche it’s not a fucking Bagel.

@SudruhEsO @YourDudeAedus It's called detention

@YourDudeAedus Why don't you concentrate? Like we did in GERMANY!

okay but why DONT you make buildings from brick? Not like WE do in Germany, but how humans have been doing since like, the Sumerians, lmao

@NurNochCube @GeldherrinGerry Mit 5% würde Alkopopsteuer greifen und das Ding würde das doppelte Kosten.

@GeldherrinGerry >Heißt 5,0 >Hat 10,0 Ihr hattet einen Job. EINEN EINZIGEN!

Was ist das für eine neue Teufelei?

@SuperCyprien @_Lord_Vador_ 98SE a fonctionné pendant plusieurs heures sans écran bleu.

@_Lord_Vador_ 98 corrigeait pas mal de bugs de 95 quand même.

Dans les lycees français, on trouve encore des pentium 166 sous Windows 95 en état de marche. La preuve.

germany is a feudal system disguised as a socialist system disguised as a capitalist system

@Drarra @smokelessworld @DonatoRaponi @SmokelessWord That's the company behind Lucky Strike and Pall Mall...

@smokelessworld @DonatoRaponi @SmokelessWord Are you afiliated with some substitutions producing company by any chance :P But nah, I agree, everything is better than the actual smoking - at very least for bystanders.

How does the EU reach 5% smoking rates by 2040? EU tax policy expert, @DonatoRaponi has the answer: substitution products He joins The @SmokelessWord to explain why the current tax framework is stalling progress. Watch now.

@LilyMarieMFC @D2055de It's getting more widespread, this one is in hesse. It's also common in hotels.

@D2055de And only in ONE thermal bath in Bavaria, as if thermal baths are particularly interesting to kids under 16 in the first place. 🤦‍♀️

Children are being banned from swimming pools in Germany, a country with an average age of 45.5 years

@vasuman Stop deadnaming prediction market.

“Taste is the only moat” - VCs right before investing in gambling apps, AI to raise kids, and startups with 12,000 fake GitHub stars

🇩🇪 German Chancellor Merz is the most unpopular head of government in the world. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has the lowest approval rating among 24 democratically elected world leaders, with just 19% of Germans saying they are satisfied with his work, according to US-based opinion research institute Morning Consult.

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS

@historical_Afr Now it's up to Aaron North, Melanie South and Elyssa East to handle it on their own.

Respect!!

@SLCPaladin @SnazzyLabs @scottew Where do you live? In 2018?

@SnazzyLabs @scottew Where are you ordering salad from these days? This is at our local The Habit.

would you like to add protein to your $21 salad for just $9 more

@blumenfeld 20 millions is fair, boomers bought this plot of land for 13k.

Afraid you might have to cut another 5 milly…