
Bill Chellis
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Bill Chellis
@WilliamChellis
Xscapee. Double dog dare you. Reliable Reply Guy for rent. Hourly rates. Call 867-5309. Putting the 'dope' in dopamine. Posts pithy replies for posterity.



NEW: A group of more than a dozen dwarfs has reportedly raided the Church of Scientology.

I don’t know much about sheetrock… but I’m suddenly very interested in the process...😁👏 Is she doing it right??🤯




The book World War Z should have been turned into an anthology series instead of shitty movies. It's a book of interviews, not a single cohesive story. David Duchovny could play Max Brooks. It would be The Red Shoe Diaries, but with zombies.


You know what hurts the most about leaving my job? People that I have worked with for two years won't answer my texts. I've been to their houses. I've bought them Christmas and birthday gifts. I thought they were my friends. None of them have even called to at least ask how I was. People are so strange. 🤷♀️ Maybe the only thing we really had in common was the job.



imagine not living in washington



THANK YOU FOR 50K !!!!!!!!!




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@kimmie_c_ I don't get you girls and your need to constantly fiddley-fuck with your hair style. I had the haircut my parents insisted on until I was 14. Then I changed my haircut to what I wanted. I've had that haircut for the last 34 years.
















