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@notadvice @RobertMSterling I still say Twitter. But I do like to refer to myself as an Xscapee. Carries a certain gravitas.
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Bill Chellis
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Bill Chellis
@WilliamChellis
Xscapee. Double dog dare you. Reliable Reply Guy for rent. Hourly rates. Call 867-5309. Putting the 'dope' in dopamine. Posts pithy replies for posterity.
Connecticut, USA Katılım Nisan 2022
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The raid was a short operation with little room for error.
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: A group of more than a dozen dwarfs has reportedly raided the Church of Scientology.
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Serious question… is that more matte or semi-gloss?
fOx@fOx1257067
I don’t know much about sheetrock… but I’m suddenly very interested in the process...😁👏 Is she doing it right??🤯
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@DillowTalk2 For those so inclined, I put Gramp's eulogy out there to honor his memory awhile back. He was a Hell of guy, and someone I miss greatly. Hope to be at least half the man he was. They broke the mold here for sure. x.com/WilliamChellis…
Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis
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@DillowTalk2 Jack ass me once told Gramp that Ike and Hitler had thrown him a birthday party. Gramp did tell me that the Medics wanted to send him back to England for treatment, and he looked back down at the beach and refused. "I'm not going back down there."
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Taking a "slight" left turn but in this vain, have you read this War interview book?
It's fascinating and one of the best books on WW2 that I've got.
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2
The book World War Z should have been turned into an anthology series instead of shitty movies. It's a book of interviews, not a single cohesive story. David Duchovny could play Max Brooks. It would be The Red Shoe Diaries, but with zombies.
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It feels good running through a draft operating agreement with a couple of guys and we can casually make sure we all agree how we can remove each other. If necessary.
Iykyk.
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@deaflibertarian Truth. Went out on a limb to keep a crucial remote team together and get them converted from contractors to employees. Got that win for them, but not before I was the one in the Machiavellian cross hairs. Never heard from any of those guys after I was gone. No good deed they say.
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Same thing, 15 years.
Not one call.
Never put your job before your life or family.
Crystal's Inner Monologue@agonyhope1817
You know what hurts the most about leaving my job? People that I have worked with for two years won't answer my texts. I've been to their houses. I've bought them Christmas and birthday gifts. I thought they were my friends. None of them have even called to at least ask how I was. People are so strange. 🤷♀️ Maybe the only thing we really had in common was the job.
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I'm not a rich donkey, but I'm certainly not poor. Today, around lunch, my big toe popped through the end of one of my socks and I've had to struggle through the rest of the day feeling poor AF.
How do you lower rung folk live like this?
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@thereal_SnS This week, had to fill up both my '17 Colorado (Diesel) - $112 and our '13 4Runner - $89. CT is effen crazy.
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70.00 for a 3/4 tank of gas.
I’m good no longer living in Washington.
Heidi@HeidiBriones
imagine not living in washington
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@BrandonDonkey2 @DillowTalk2 Only a Jack Ass would turn down turn steaks and shakes...and maybe not even then.
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@DillowTalk2 People love cows! I don't get the attraction, at least before they become steak.
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So if I post as an animal and start fighting with, oh.....let's say a donkey like @BrandonDonkey2, I can get 50k followers over night?
Is that how this works?!?!?!
Donk, they stole out bit and they're doung much better with it.
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cow@cowincrisis
THANK YOU FOR 50K !!!!!!!!!
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@klara_sjo @Strangeland_Elf I'm not happy until you are not happy...
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@Strangeland_Elf I like to pretend not to understand jokes.. as a joke.
A joke which you wouldn't understand..
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Very grumpy at people who don’t understand jokes.
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@MikeBenzCyber Actually met Billy Joel once. He was very nice. Got a request @MikeBenzCyber can you play 'Summer, Highland Falls'?
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one day I’m afraid the secret will leak that the past 3 years of me running this account has all been an elaborate front for my shitty amateur piano career back-up plan
Bryan Ledbetter@BryanLedbetterS
✨ MIKE BENZ ALL WEEK LONG ✨ Benz Frenz free Attendance ✨
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I get bored. Sue me.
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2
@kimmie_c_ I don't get you girls and your need to constantly fiddley-fuck with your hair style. I had the haircut my parents insisted on until I was 14. Then I changed my haircut to what I wanted. I've had that haircut for the last 34 years.
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@wretch05 @Brushbeater Followed through to the YT channel also: youtube.com/channel/UCj71d… Thank you for sharing!
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@wretch05 @Brushbeater He had a great career. Sorry for your loss. Bet he had some great stories.
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@wretch05 @Brushbeater If your uncle is still around and playing, point us to some clips. And post some stories.
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@Brushbeater I met DAC at a Waylon show in 1992 or 1993 (my uncle played steel for Waylon) and DAC was the ultimate outlaw. You could smell him for miles away and wild as hell. But he made an entrance and stayed and hung out for a bit.
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@Brushbeater Be a Hell of a party. Someone on here today was talking about the Muppet movie, and I completely forgot about the Waylon cameo song in that. Classic.
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