John Beagle

Is your formal date in 4th grade?

"So old school" Fym old school unc you just doing coke with 20 year olds!

@BobbyPlant68 @broadchecks 8 grand a year 🫩

@broadchecks Our house mom bitched about coolers in the hallway Got mad about drinking beer in the kitchen Won’t get us sauce cups or togo plates No snacks ever 8 grand a year and 300+ actives and we can’t do to go plates

At what point does the fraternal Jewry become an issue Had to smuggle some wings out in cups bc our house mom banned Togo plates unless you have a ten page report with supporting evidence on why you need one

@Lane_Kiffin @CoachHughFreeze @CoachGolding God forbid bro has an age appropriate hobby instead of cocaine and 20 year olds

Looking just like @CoachHughFreeze buddy. Great swing @CoachGolding

@bobmcadoopbr Real shit brother

Running into one of your boys on the street in a big city is life changing man. Just doesn’t happen like it used to in college

@CooterMcgraw88 I know it's fucking disgusting, next thing you know there will be a dude perfect video with Bryson dechambeau on the Augusta course, actually disgusting

The Masters is losing its exclusivity and tradition every year, becoming filled with untucked-shirt, Good Good hat-wearing cornballs chasing merch and content with no respect for the game or its purist roots

Ex girlfriend is pregnant Drinking and gonna goon later

Rip my girlfriends perfect bracket

@JPScottIV The FSU Offensive Coordinator?

What is Gus Malzahn doing at a midweek 9pm tip auburn basketball game

@PathOfMen_ Yes because banks print money

Banks watching you pay interest on the money they lent you after they print it out of thin air

@supremeleadaa I like the cooking one

What fucking squid thought any of these ideas would be funny

@petermillarstar Finally get some use out of your own tax dollars

Just got all the venmos for the airbnb for our boys trip to Tel Aviv! Summer 2026 gonna be a movie🔥

@sandra_soko40 When I went to talladega the strippers were significantly fatter and grosser

Spring break in Cabo

@TimothyJones92 Homophobic?

Been hooking up and talking with this girl pretty consistently. I really liked her until last night She mentioned she slept with a couple black guys in high school. That hurt me but I didn't let it show because I didn't want to come off as homophobic. Gonna ghost her soon.

@CooterMcgraw88 How good it's gonna feel when she pegs him later

@akafaceUS Some nice cannons lowkey

The “Hawk Tuah girl” mentioned that people keep telling her she’ll only have 15 minutes of fame. Thoughts ?

What is my roomate doing dog 😭😭

@MitchTweets What if I told you this was in person and pencil and paper

@BeagleTalks There’s an easy fix here. Pencil, paper and testing in-person. But professors enjoy the bots auto-grading their tests, don’t they?

Widespreaddddd