Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.

@SuchCis

Ugly connection for your compooter.

Mumsnet Joined Mart 2018

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Tim (still totally unremarkable)@forwardnotback·3h

A food poll What are you having for tea tonight All items are best quality available Pie of your choice Veg sausages on request Sauce, ketchup, mustard and vinegar available Vote now!

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·4h

@Sanityexxster Was the guy so unlucky in 2009 to stab 2 policemen and a dog while being tasered? He's fucking lucky he only got kicked in the head.

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Still Typos@Sanityexxster·4h

He was unlucky to stab people? I'm off my meds and I don't stab people. Wtf. He's not unlucky, he's culpable

Caitlin Johnstone@caitoz

That guy’s going to get slammed with terrorism charges and spend the rest of his life in prison, all because he was unlucky enough to be off his meds in a Jewish neighborhood during an artificially manufactured moral panic about antisemitism.

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Rushcliffe Borough Council@Rushcliffe·1d

Please share. This lovely female american bulldog was found by our team on the A52 near Bingham on Thursday April 30. Do you know who owns her?

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Arynne Wexler@ArynneWexler·22h

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·8h

@ArtemisRising81 You're lucky to have a hedgehog in your garden, they're really gorgeous. I can tell you they like cat biscuits, I know this from experience.

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Diana@ArtemisRising81·10h

My son is staying here and doing jobs. Yesterday he moved an old sit-on lawnmower dragging it out of the earth. He went back to sweep up and there was a ball of thing. He brushed and saw it was a hedgehog. He found a box, straw, a low bowl of water, and 1 of mealieworms. He put it in a dark shed. He was worried that he'd hurt it. That night, he put the box out on the porch. Voilà! Hedgehog ate everything, had a drink and headed off into the night!

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·8h

@CarlBovisNature There were 2 on the bird feeder about an hour ago when I went out for a fag. We also had a long tailed tit there on Wednesday.

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Carl Bovis@CarlBovisNature·10h

If you see this photo, please leave a comment! 🙏 It seems that this Blue Tit is sniffing the cherry blossom in my garden. 😁😍 When did you last see a Blue Tit in your garden? 🐦

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·9h

@GSpellchecker @spikedonline My only complaint is that they didn't kick him hard enough.

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Stephen Knight 🎙️@GSpellchecker·1d

"He should consider himself very, very lucky to have only received a boot to his bonce rather than a bullet". I explain 'Why it’s okay to kick a knife-wielding terror suspect in the head' in @spikedonline spiked-online.com/2026/04/30/why…

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Sussex News - Breaking news for Sussex@SussexIncidents·15h

Can you help to locate Maya who is missing from Crawley? The 14-year-old was last seen in the town on Tuesday 28 April at around 12.30pm (midday). She is 5'5" with black, shoulder-length hair. Maya also has links to Brighton, Chichester, and Worthing. Anyone who sees her or knows of her whereabouts should call 101 quoting serial 1000 of 28/04.

Sussex News - Breaking news for Sussex tweet media

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·13h

@Terf_Rocks I currently have shares of a cat who's now on my bed fast asleep. This is the last time as I move later today, so there's a mixture of happy and sad. It's taken a year for her to trust me.

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Terf_Rocks@Terf_Rocks·17h

Can’t believe it’s almost been 2 yrs since I saw this feral cat running down a country lane & I was lucky enough that he allowed me to welcome him into my home. I named him George even though for quite a while he was known as the asshole. However not anymore. Now he’s Just George

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·14h

How sweet.

Restoring Your Faith in Humanity@HumanityChad

The happiness of this girl after discovering that her dog, whom she had been trying to teach sign language for some time, has finally begun to understand her.

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·19h

@HJoyceGender I've never worn a pair of fake tits, massive or otherwise, so by that nobber's reasoning I've never existed. I might try crime then explain my predicament to the arresting officer. Best make it a good one.

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Helen Joyce@HJoyceGender·21h

Existence = wearing great big massive fake tits, apparently. Who knew.

Peter Mitchell@_bezpilotnik

@runthinkwrite @UniofOxford In what possible sense is this person committing sexual harassment? By existing?

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Bob Golen@BobGolen·1d

I got banned from the park for trying to line up the squirrels by height. This town doesn't like me critter sizing.

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chris towers@millypod1·22h

🆘29 APR 2026 #Lost Amber #ScanMe ELDERLY Cocker Spaniel Female Near the wind turbines #DL1 #Darlington #CountyDurham Last seen near river at 3pm yesterday but bolted again and not been seen since. doglost.co.uk/dog/203046

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chris towers@millypod1·22h

UPDATED TO #STOLEN PLEASE SHARE 🆘10 APR 2026 #Lost MABEL STILL MISSING #STOLEN?? #ScanMe #FindMabel YOUNG Cocker Spaniel Female Hodgkinsons Farm #Inskip #Preston #Lancashire #Lancs #PR4 doglost.co.uk/dog/202815

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·21h

@sahumane He is indeed beautiful. Just a pity I'm the other side of the pond.

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SA Humane Society@sahumane·1d

This handsome boy is named Figaro, he's 5 years old and have decided to put his stray days behind him. He's now looking for a loving forever home 🥰! Come meet him at the SAHS!

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Animal Adoptions UK 🐕‍🦺🐈🐎❤️@AdoptionsUk·1d

Urgent, please retweet to help find the owner or a rescue shelter space for this stray dog found #SHEERNESS #SWALE #KENT #UK FOUND Thur 30 April 2026 💔 NOW IN A COUNCIL POUND 💔 'This little one was found straying in Sheerness and taken to WellPets Sheerness by a member of the public Microchipped but out of date An officer will be collecting shortly ( COUNCIL DOG POUND) Contact main council on 01795 417850 Original post and contact on facebook facebook.com/swalestraydogs #Stray #dogs #Canterbury #England #adoptdontshop #straydog @KatieAmess @AndrewRosindell @ConservativeAWF @LabourAnimalRG @liamgallagher @missgemcollins @rickygervais @JaneFallon @domdyer70 @PeterEgan6 @rosiedoc666 @DogLostUK @MissingPetsGB @clarebalding @millypod1 @GMB @GBNEWS @PatrickChristys @BritishVets @APDAWG1 #dogs #pets #England #Wales #Scotland #London

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·1d

@JohnWight1 He could have easily avoided getting kicked in the head by not stabbing a couple of Jews and running threateningly at the police. You fucking idiot.

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John Wight@JohnWight1·2d

This is outrageous. The guy is clearly incapacitated on the ground, having rightfully and thankfully been tased, yet two police officers are repeatedly kicking him in the head. Who do they think they are: members of the IDF?

BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧@BROKENBRITAIN0

🚨WATCH: Footage shows Golders Green knifeman being TASED, KICKED in the head, and ARRESTED after stabbing two Jewish people 🇬🇧

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·1d

@australianwoma1 At least they didn't need to queue.

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Farrah@australianwoma1·1d

Nature at its finest. 🚍

Rincón Curioso@RincnCuriosoo

Muy raramente se puede captar a los autobuses salvajes beber agua.

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Vestan Pance, the alternative VP to the USB.@SuchCis·1d

@winnielark Blimey, she sounds like a great woman to have a cuppa with. Maybe she'd spit in my face but it would be an honour to hear her speak about this. What a shame her govt murdered her, she didn't deserve it, she only did what men wanted.

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WINNIE@winnielark·20 Nis

I finished this book just a little bit ago and oh my god. I really think this should be spread around radfem spaces as much as the SCUM Manifesto and Pornography is. A really harrowing read but an amazing feminist text, from the mouth of a woman sentenced to death in 70s Egypt

WINNIE@winnielark

see you all at 7PM EST!! 💕

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