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@sentdefender I thought there were several dark lampshades behind them at first

U.S. President Donald J. Trump met with members of the Hasidic Jew community today in the Oval Office, accompanied by several Jewish leaders and lawmakers, to celebrate Passover. During the meeting, Trump called Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner, who are both Orthodox Jews.

@piratecapt16 @WallStreetApes Just give up and walk away lol

@WallStreetApes Fool, it is just a sheathing, it is for the spray foam insulation so the house can be kept COOL in the summer. In Winter that house will be able to be heated with a couple of candles. If you don’t know you don’t know.

Real estate agent in Huntsville, Alabama shows that developers are using materials so cheap to build homes, the walls rip like paper “This is f*cking paper. Look at this — This ain't no goddamn building material. This is f*cking arts and crafts — Whole f*cking house. Goddamn origami house” What will happen is they’ll put some bricks on the outside, they’ll use this paper material as a “weather barrier,” next some some insulation, throw up some dry wall and then that’s your wall…. In no world could this ever be considered weather proofing for long term… The quality of homes being built are horrible and they are charging Americans more than ever

@stockswithtom @allenanalysis The fuck is he taking Lutnick down for you fuckin clown

@allenanalysis Bro is taking them down one by one.

🚨JUST IN: Trump is reportedly preparing to remove Howard Lutnick and Tulsi Gabbard from his administration.

@AngelporrasXx You’re not extreme. You didn’t choose to end the marriage - she did.

Mi esposa tuvo una aventura de meses con alguien del trabajo. Lo descubrí por accidente, no por honestidad. Ayer decidí no perdonarla. Le pedí el divorcio sin negociación. Su familia dice que debería intentarlo, que “todos cometemos errores”. Lo que no dicen es que algunos errores se repiten durante meses con plena conciencia. No voy a reconstruir algo que se rompió con decisiones sostenidas. El amor también tiene dignidad. ¿Soy radical por irme, o soy el único que entiende que no todo se perdona? Prefiero el dolor de empezar de nuevo que la duda constante de quedarme.

@LorenaTamayo77 @AngelporrasXx Whore talk

@AngelporrasXx Hombres cobardes que no aceptan que los tiempos cambiaron, y ahora las mujeres de alto valor decidimos decirle SÍ a todas esas oportunidades que rechazamos en el pasado solo para complacer a una sociedad misógina y machista. Pero eso se acabó. Llegó nuestro turno de disfrutar.

@Smith_WessonInc An unloaded gun is like giving your girlfriend a vibrator with no batteries. What’s the point?

do you carry with one in the chamber?

@AngryDockDog @washghost1 If you have a legit one they’re good. Most places get the entire concept wrong.

@washghost1 I have never understood the smash burger thing.

This isn’t a burger. This is the stuff you clean off of the grill before you make a burger

@Puzzlesonly I did too many steps in my head before I saw the obvious answer.

Find the value of x

@Jackjlawhorn2 @AmericaPapaBear Went out for wings

@AmericaPapaBear Where is the father?

🚨MUST SEE: Shocking footage shows a MORBIDLY OBESE 12-year-old boy attacking and beating on his MOTHER for refusing to give him more food. This is a HUGE issue in America these days. Not only are people and children WAY too fat and unhealthy, but it creates mental health issues.

@AmericaPapaBear Fat is only one of that seriously retarded kid's issues

@Hotchkiz Too late to change name to Chesty?

>Potty training youngest >Last night pee was red >Wife freaks out >About to go to ER >Get her to calm down and set up an appointment with pediatrician for 7AM today >Pediatrician runs test on urine. Slightly orangish red colored >Perfectly hydrated, no bacteria >Says to come back on Thursday if it persists >Wife still worried/agitated >Changing their poop, notice glitter while wiping >Switch on detective mode >Check the box of glitter crayons sister recently got for her birthday >All the reds and oranges are gone >Check under youngest’s bed >Crayon wrappers with no crayons within. Reds and oranges. >Mystery solved >Wife is now able to sleep soundly

@FICMBondTrader Without the GLP it would have been half a cake. Progress!

300lb relative on GLP1 shoveling a quarter of a cake in her face Not even hard drugs could stop the fatties

@BrianAtlas While she was “building slowly” with one man she was fucking someone else? 😂

BRUTAL RED PILL...

@Forkickszx @Broken_Dreamszz That’s how it ended if he blocked her on everything and moved to remote Alaska where he’d never be found.

@Broken_Dreamszz That’s probably not how it ended. That’s not how reality works

@UziCryptoo I have an uncle who put 3 grandchildren in his will. Problem is he had 4, and the 4th one is the one who was there to drive him to the hospital his final time. Always thought his daughter got him to amend the will at the last second, but no one challenged it.

My boomer uncle bought his house for $68,000 in 1992, Today it’s worth $1,300,000. He always told me I was in the will. Said I’d be taken care of. I spent years thinking I had a safety net. He died this week. The house went to his wife. Who is 61. Who just announced she’s getting remarried. I am not in the new will.

BREAKING: Hezbollah reportedly struck a British warship with a missile in the Mediterranean, misidentifying it as Israeli.

@BRICSinfo Like the last three have been killed though

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Trump says he has given Iranian negotiators "immunity from death," Fox News reports.

@DougAMacgregor Went into their country, kicked ass, came home with an extra person. Was that the surprise?

BREAKING: Iranian Army warns of "massive historic surprise" tonight that the "world will remember for centuries."

@shelovesore Took me awhile to separate “on the third day” from “three days later” too.

I’m sorry, genuinely asking but i thought Jesus died on a Friday afternoon. Going by that and the fact that he resurrected 3 days after, aren’t we meant to be celebrating Easter on Monday and not Sunday?

@saltysquidswife I got one last year at 39 years old. Put the phone down and go get a basket filled up.

My youngest, who is a 19-yo college freshman, is really bummed that I didn't put together an Easter basket for him. At what age is it okay for me to stop? 😂