Steven Jezyk

Is He Ever Just a Personal Trainer? nytimes.com/2024/03/21/sty…

@Victor_Ude19 @DorianB112 @MichaelPhelps 🍟🍕🍔

@DorianB112 You can't outrain a bad diet

Let’s be honest: is going to the gym 4 to 5 times a week(consistently) useless if your diet is bad and trash? 🤔

@DorianB112 Absolutely not as long as they are getting enough🍶

@GaryMarcus Because @Waymo is destroying @ube

If enough other companies report the same, the bubble pops. 🫧

@MurrayHillGuy1 "Chad" bouncers checking ID's📛. You know this is a serious venue for 😍

What makes a good bar: • Infield opportunities have to be high. If your group can’t talk to strangers there, it’s already cooked • More girls than guys. Like 60/40 • Sports on, but not 47 TVs screaming at you • Strong drink selection, but also that don’t cost $30 for an espresso martini • Good music balance: throwbacks, rap, guilty pleasure songs girls can shake their ass to • Attractive women. • Not so loud you need sign language to order a drink • Bartenders that move fast • Outdoor section = massive bonus

@patrickbetdavid Wow 😳. First date with a woman 👩 last night 🌙. Drove me home🚗. Stick shift 🕹. I was amazed 🙌

Call me old school, but I want manual transmissions to make a comeback. Anyone who can drive a stick shift uphill without stalling is made for greatness.

@colejaczko Old Google voice numbers 🫣

Went out with this dude over the weekend 5’5 Bald Talked to every girl he saw & got 5 numbers Your height & looks aren’t your problem - it’s the size of your balls that is.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Don't you think some women send that text 📲 to test 🤔 or they think the guy will eventually run her over 🫣. You never really know someone's history 📖

Witnessing 2 people currently clearly on a hinge date (male 7, female 5.5) talking about how much they hate Hinge… I really hope they workout (she’ll be sending him the HR text by 10 am tomorrow)

@OC15K "Unseated" is the understatement of 2026 🫣

Wow...I have never a jockey thrown in the air SO HIGH from a stumbling horse (8). Hope the jockey Edward Zayas is ok!

@GiaMMacool People are still dating hence, not a recession. We just have too many options. 2nd date recession is more apropos.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Blame the mother twice😜

Names of girls who are never hot: Olga Meghan Karen Britney Gertrude Patricia Tara Deborah Linda Renata Bertha Hannah Gabbie Janice

@hubermanlab He should go back and work for the @Mets 🤕

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@LangmanVince Platoon 🚁

My top 5 military movies: 1. Saving Private Ryan 2. Patton 3. The Patriot 4. Apocalypse Now 5. The Dirty Dozen Honorable mention: The first half of Full Metal Jacket What do you have?

@theballisorange Jesus drank 🍷at the "Last Supper 🍽..

can’t stop thinking about this. Brett Favre was gone off percs throwing for 350 yds and 4 TD’s. David Wells threw a perfect game hungover. Dock Ellis threw a no hitter on acid. Michael Jordan had the literal Flu Game. Dude couldn’t podcast for 3 days from a little wine. Pathetic.

@UAPJames You can't be religious🙏 and believe in👽

Trump Administration is soliciting advice about how to tell the public that “We Are Not Alone” White House officials are consulting with religious leaders and seeking advice on the ontological shock of Disclosure, per NewsNation’s Ross Coulthart.

@FluentInFinance Talking his book literally and figuratively📗

“A crash is coming.” Andrew Ross Sorkin says a massive crash is inevitable. He’s one of the most credible financial journalists in the world.

@MurrayHillGuy1 No they don't 🫣

Height matters way less than most of you think. I’m short dating a girl taller than me. One of my boys is 5’5 and has never dated a girl below 5’8. Ironically the girls who care the most about height are always like 5’1. The taller girls want the shorter guys to approach them. Shoot your shots, short kings.

@ClayTravis Zero probability.

Kamala is going to be the nominee. The more Gavin Newsom talks the less people like him. If he were a black woman that wouldn’t matter, but Newsom has no base. He and Mayor Pete will battle for the white wine moms. Shapiro is Jewish and done. It’s going to be Kamala.

@LangmanVince Backwards baseball cap should end at 23.

I give it six more months!