Dennis Hothman

@aakashgupta That's great. Now teach your people how to use toilets.

The physics on this are worth running because "thousands of feet" sounds terrifying until you remember that height stops mattering after a few seconds. An M&M weighs about 0.9 grams. Terminal velocity is determined by the ratio of mass to cross-sectional area. For something that light and that round, terminal velocity lands somewhere around 10 to 15 mph. A raindrop hits you harder. J.B.S. Haldane wrote the best explanation of this in 1926: "You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes." The square-cube law means small objects have proportionally more surface area relative to their mass. Air resistance wins. Whether you drop an M&M from 100 feet or 10,000 feet, it hits the ground at the same speed. It reaches terminal velocity in seconds. After that, gravity and drag are in equilibrium and the candy is just floating down at jogging pace. The content is dumb for a dozen reasons. Physics danger to bystanders is not one of them.

@LibertyValkyrie That's an unfortunate forehead.

Democrats will fight harder for the baby in the womb of an illegal to become an American citizen, than they’ll fight for the baby in the womb of an American, and their right to life. Birthright citizenship is a scam.

@TAdventurousoul Who's doing the graffiti?

Ghost Pitùr is an anonymous artist from Brescia, Italy, who works under the cover of night, cleaning and restoring walls ruined by graffiti. What do you think? 👀

@pr0ud_americans GAY

"Alexa play Intruder playlist."😂

@KILLTOPARTY Well done.

Is he cooked?

@LighterYagami @MaxNordau Shut the fuck up hillbilly.

@MaxNordau No one misinterpreted what he was saying but you, dumb dumb.

Owen Benjamin posts a photo of Erika Kirk, crops out the date, mocks the idea that she's a grieving widow. Turns out that the photo was from ten years ago. Benjamin calls Erika Kirk a "crazy bitch" and says he has no idea why people would assume it's a recent photo. I don't think his account should be banned, but a weeklong timeout is a reasonable penalty for this type of dishonest, subversive behavior.

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept I still think you're hot Pam.

Our attorneys @TheJusticeDept just secured a crucial win for America-first policies: Kentucky can no longer give in-state tuition benefits to illegal aliens. Americans will NOT be treated like second-class citizens in their own country. President Trump made it clear via executive order: illegal aliens should not obtain taxpayer benefits or preferential treatment. This DOJ is carrying that out via litigation across the country.

@davpeterson27 @REMASCULATE So we just make shit up now? Is that what we do?

@REMASCULATE he was passing his kid around hollywood for everyone to abuse, the sick fuck.

Does anyone else think it’s weird that they never talk about Rob Reiner’s murder and his son’s case? It just totally disappeared as quickly as it appeared. Like they don’t want the facts of the case to get out. Every other high profile stays around for a while.

@MasteroftheTDS I feel like this may be a reaction to everyone saying she's ugly and looks like she has down's syndrome.

I don’t want to own your body. You aren’t a victim just because you want to be. Take some accountability.

@ComicsGateDrama Lolcows never seem to realize they're lolcows.

Grammar Wars: Back & forth breaks out between RenownedZ3ro (colloquially known as "Sturgis") & Shane Davis over grammar. RenownedZ3ro states that SD has poor editing in his comics. Here, SD posts a grammar error in ISOM as a reply to a correction made by RZ that, well, isn't.

@Marvel I had such high hopes for you guys. I thought every week I could get a new Star Wars or MCU episode. And then you start churning out slop that does nothing more than pander to SJW dick chuggers, nobody likes any of it, and then you stop. Nice work, shitheads.

Stream Assembled: The Making of #WandaVision on Disney+.

talk about ✨magical ✨

@AbyssBlatherer @bumbadum14 Eggs don’t crack themselves.

@bumbadum14 I googled it and its just a metaphor for coming out. So I have no clue why he is so horrified. The metaphor goes: youre born like a chicken in an egg. First life inside the egg, second outside when it cracks. so egg cracking is just you coming out. Are you allergic to albumin?

A friend of mine tried to explain that trans people just want to “live their lives” and to his horror I had to show him what “egg cracking” was on Reddit and discord. He immediately got on board with banning trans people across the country.

@RenownedZ3r0 Why can't you get an interview with Eric but that chubby black guy who came out of nowhere could?

You're on day 4 of crashing out because I pointed out your hypocrisy. Btw, your book was shipped to me on time and had multiple mistakes. So, you can no longer talk about anybody regarding mistakes in their books.

@BuzzPatterson This invasion of Iran is really upsetting the women who protest in Handmaid's Tale costumes.

Great job, lefty psychopaths. You’ve got Iran quoting you.

@atensnut Unfollowed.

Girl looks so much happier after getting breast reduction.

@VictoriaZeev @CollinRugg Worry about your own shithole country. Piece of shit posting from a hut in Africa.

@CollinRugg Confiscating bikes for traffic violations… but real crime still gets a pass? Priorities

NEW: San Francisco police trap 85 bicyclists on an offramp who were seen taking over the road, swerving around cars, & riding the wrong direction. The bike gang tried turning around after they were blocked on the ramp by SFPD & CHP, but quickly realized they were trapped. All of the bikes were confiscated. This is amazing.

@IfindRetards He’s a retard but he’s our retard.

Asking a question in what has become a semi regular post format seems to trigger the right every time. It's a fucking question! Some people have become worse than the leftists they claim to hate, you're so damn weak its pathetic. Toughen up you retards.

Over to you. Is Rob a retard?

@nypost I can tell you one thing about the shooter.

Beloved highschooler Lily Bova gunned down outside Chicago - and cops won't say who did it trib.al/40YNrVz

@OwenBenjamin @RegularPers04 @captive_dreamer Disingenuous schizophrenic.

@RegularPers04 @captive_dreamer No it’s not. I had no idea people would assume I meant this is after the death. That shows how awful she is and is hilarious

gRiEvInG wIdOw

@itselenabrooksx @TheGriftReport Mid.

@TheGriftReport lmao ive filmed full on sextapes in bali like 10000 times...never caught once SLo was just sloppy. This girl and her French/Italian team were just dumb. I’m still out here wet and free

23-year-old adult star "Call Me Slo" faces 10 YEARS in a Bali prison. She filmed a full explicit "saucy delivery driver" porno at a luxury villa, using a helmet-clad guy in full moto gear as the star. Her French manager and Italian accomplice helped shoot it for profit on adult platforms. Cops swooped after the raunchy clip went viral, arresting all three trying to flee the country. Phones, camera, MacBook and the delivery vest were seized. Indonesia’s strict anti-porn laws don’t mess around. Bonnie Blue got away lightly, i don't think this one will!