electron emitter

@tomieinlove agi is impossible because the universe can't generate the amount of smugness needed if the rationalists were right

@dissproportion narrator: the speaker was evil

My thoughts on cultural relativism: THAT’S not evil when they do it?? That’s NOT evil when they do it?? That’s not EVIL when they do it?? That’s not evil when THEY do it??

@tenobrus i mean, rubio has been pretty based lately which means he's dead, I'm the ultimate counter-indicator

i can't fucking believe this is really our roster man. what the fuck did we do to deserve this

@thedimitri lmfao

"Genuine question. This guy is pretty fucking hot right? Like he's solid 8 man. Just a real sexy man. The girl is whatever."

@BecomingCritter like the second photo just looks like the first with rbf

@BecomingCritter when I first looked at this I was like, she's so pretty in both and I didn't even realize one was with and one without until I saw it like 5 times in my feed

main takeaway is that she has a great complexion without makeup If you can’t tell she looks basically the same you’re a precious virgin Yes a bit of eye makeup goes the extra mile but the difference is obvious to anyone that’s seen women at home

@octal @eigenrobot @planefag that doesn't surprise me in the least

@noworkfunction @eigenrobot @planefag You don’t need graphite bombs to destroy the grid in the US. 100 guys with rifles would be more than enough.

@jiratickets @BecomingCritter chinese was my first thought with a korean hedge

@BecomingCritter Northen chinese was the consensus. I thought Korean

I’m in shambles. Not the man I thought I was

@eigenrobot @planefag god, we need to secure the grid, I don't care how much we're up on everyone else

@planefag ha sheesh welp

@AstrosBrain @Andr3jH yeah, what do we win?

@Andr3jH Kaylee, easy

You can learn a lot about a man based on which of these four women he prefers

brains are insane, I saw this equation and then starting thinking about sonic the hedgehog 2? like wtf is going on?

@kdan1186 @dollarsanddata @EudaimoniaEsq oh crap, should I just cash out and be done with a 3mm+ net worth at 43?

@dollarsanddata @EudaimoniaEsq Exactly 2-10mm is life changing 10–20mm it’s mostly psychological unless you make a huge purchase or inflate in an unsustainable lifestyle

I have no theory of mind for people who use the AmEx lounge at airports. I had the platinum card for years (I’ve since cancelled) and every time I used a lounge it was just horrendously overcrowded. Class conscious members of the PMC lining up like cattle so as to prove that their metal coupon book confers some sort of status when all it does is betray middle class insecurity.

@ChrisExpTheNews @DistractedAnna my oldest just turned 13 😭

@DistractedAnna Fucked up how much teenagers eat tbf

Your kids were smaller people who ate less ten years ago

@uubzu @ArtemisConsort no point being right if you end up dead

@ArtemisConsort I feel the same weight, but with a slightly different value system: my primary responsibility is not to be right, but to be effective I only care that the good guys win. History can judge me for my bad takes if it wants, as long as we win

[trigger warning: sincerity] I know I’m not that big of an account, but I have gotten a surprising number of comments and DMs from people telling me how much they appreciate my writing, how I’m their favorite follow, etc. There are a nontrivial number of people who weight my takes when considering what opinion they should have on the issues of the day. I take this seriously, even at my small scale. I want to increase the net amount of correctness in the world. More followers and more influence means more responsibility, means I’m more likely to pause, to shelve a dubiously accurate or exaggerated post, to avoid commenting on the issue of the day when it’s hottest because I don’t think I know enough yet. It seems like a lot of people, many with far larger profiles than me, don’t think this way. Their audiences are not people who have put trust in them and to whom they have a responsibility. They’re cash cows to be milked. These people either don’t think about or don’t care about the collateral damage they’re doing along the way. They’re happy to destroy $100 worth of the cultural commons for every $1 they pocket. I don’t really have a punchline, but this is an escalating problem. The bill will come due, and sadly those most responsible for the degeneration of the discourse probably won’t be the ones paying it.

@catpoopburglar @WallStreetApes totally blindsided her

@WallStreetApes oh man, if only all of this information could have been known in exacting detail before purchasing the loan

American logs into her federal student aid account so we can see her actual loans and payments - She took out a $49,548.74 loan - She’s made 120 payments, paying $25,558.36 - Her current balance is $50,121.33 So after paying $25,558.36, she now owes more than she took out “It's all such a scam”

@ouranometrian2 imagine having this annoying of a face @eigenrobot

Why are they in a walmart?

@demiurgently you ruined the party by not bringing this

sorry i couldnt come to ur party i have a barnacle on me :-(

@MostlyMonkey german diaspora undefeated

> Invent an infinite energy glitch > Give it to your former enemies > They decide to stop using it and buy power from geopolitical rivals > Won't help you help them keep the power flowing What did they mean by this?

@eigenrobot no worries I hopefully made four of them

whew

@Notabot1185810 @LeahLibresco @JonahDispatch reflects the people they're targeting

@LeahLibresco @JonahDispatch Why do these articles hyping terrible trends always have garbage art.

Begging people to remember you can have *friends* "For these moms, non-monogamy seems to offer more than just a way to reclaim their libido. Could it also be the secret to raising kids without completely resenting one’s husband?" thecut.com/article/non-mo…

@politicalmath this is considered high openness?

How else could you possibly live? Could you imagine encountering beauty in the world and then deciding you weren't allowed to find it beautiful until you knew the politics of the author? That's like holding your own soul in a prison cell.