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@JebraFaushay Well, I would lose a lot of weight if I were passed out drunk for most the three days.

You can have one bottle of wine and black coffee on this diet from Vogue magazine in 1977. Not mentioned are the cigarettes you can smoke between meals.

@SashaGusevPosts @HistedLab Why would we want to study the behavioral, social and economic effects of new technology like, I dunno, AI?

This is the division that funded backpropagation ...

The @HarvardIOP is incredibly fortunate to be hosting Gen CQ Brown, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, this week. He doesn't weigh in on every headline — and there have been many — but he's offered our students something far more valuable: a model of principled leadership.

@elwasson It's not really a budget then, is it? It's just an Amazon wish list.

DEFICIT: We are not expecting the budget sent to Congress today by the White House to have grand totals for debt and deficit. The reason given is that mandatory cuts in reconciliation are a moving target

@MAHA_Action I guess someone hasn't seen Steel Magnolias.

RFK Jr. just shared that hospitals were giving diabetics foods like Jell-O and Coca-Cola that worsen their condition. “A diabetic woman… was immediately offered… a Jell-O and a Coca-Cola.” “And a number of other foods that all contain sugar that are all gonna injure their metabolic system and aggravate their diabetes.” “We have the best doctors… and the finest hospitals in the world.” “But… they haven’t recognized the most important tool of medicine today is good food.”

@sciencegirl How suspicious that Stanley is the only survivor, with minor charring. Maybe he started the fire?

A woman posted a video of her burned-out car, showing her Stanley thermos still intact with ice inside. The clip went viral as an unintended ad, and the company offered to replace her car.

@jordainc I don’t think it’s fair that Big Candy pilots its new products only in the Senate chef.

Lots of interest in the Senate filibuster / recess schedule on this website but can we please talk about the Senate's candy selection ...

@KLF Until you've snogged your bestie in the light of the cigarette machine in Tortilla Coast's Rio Room, you haven't experienced DC.

Scarlet Oak is fine, but if you came up in the Cap Lounge, Bar 201, Hill Country, Town Hall, SoHo, and Tortilla Coast era of DC, you’re built different.

@MAHA_Action Thank you, Kelly! Those babies should not be drinking soda! They're in the hospital!

“It makes no sense that 90% of pediatric wards in America… have full sugar soda machines.” Calley Means says it’s completely backwards that hospitals treating chronic illness are still serving patients unhealthy food and sugary drinks. “It makes absolutely no sense that hospitals are serving sugary drinks and processed food, inflammatory food, to patients.” “CMS… is saying hospitals treating patients with chronic diseases should not be serving sugary drinks, should not be serving refined carbohydrates, and should not be serving ultra-processed food.” “There's actually been historic progress, which the media doesn't seem to want to cover.” “This is uniting.” @calleymeans

@daveweigel "You guys going to Scarlet Oak later?"

No Cava bowl is safe from this man

@Lily4Liberty Wu Tang really is for children.

A Chinese billionaire had 100+babies via US multiple surrogates. These babies were send back to China, indoctrinated by CCP. After 18, they will come to America to live & vote. Supreme Court should end birthright citizenship. Stop the soft power invasion.

@ilan_wurman @YouTube How does this change eligibility for the presidency? Would Marco Rubio still be a natural born citizen?

My five-minute testimony to the US Senate summarizing my scholarship on birthright citizenship. Why the conventional wisdom may not be right, and why this is a much closer case than you might think. youtu.be/9dSOYwpxFP8?si… via @YouTube

@WallStreetApes Also, the thin mints have gotten thinner and less minty.

People all over America are posting videos being very upset over this years Girl Scout Cookies They are opening the boxes of cookies to find that the size has been drastically decreased. You are now only given 1 sleeve of cookies for the same $6 price (Proof shown)

@econwonk public schools really soak the out of state students.

this blew me away, but i was just out of touch for what out states cost at state schools too. It's like $95K to be out-of-state at UVA's Undergrad Commerce School

@zillowgonewild barn doors for bathrooms pendant lighting over counters/islands bay windows on Queen Anne style houses (hi neighbor!)

What home design trend do you hate the most?

Nursing home owner Joseph Schwartz: • paid himself $5M as a “ghost employee” • diverted tens of millions owed to taxpayers & employees • failed to pay at least 3 multimillion-dollar judgments awarded to grieving families He also received a Trump pardon. propublica.org/article/joseph…

@Cadmarch I am so sorry. Same experience here, with full blindness in right eye. My triggers are Zevo bug spray and dramatic atmospheric changes.

Why didn’t you people tell me about ocular migraines, I thought I was having a stroke

@JennMGreenberg When I wear skinny jeans I taste Jenni's bramble berry crisp ice cream so maybe invest in noise cancelling head phones, Dale.

Ladies, Dale can hear your clothes. It’s a neurological condition like those people who can see music, but it’s worse, because your clothes are screaming at him. Pray for Dale.

@ProV1Smile Post lawn mowing beer. Even better than 1.

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

@KITKAT I’m not admitting to anything but there are signs

Regarding recent press coverage