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@SubstCreature

👽🛸 author of awful puns; lightbulb in the wind. Misery let me down. Autistic. Experiencer. My log does not judge, but no nazis need apply.

Central PA Bergabung Temmuz 2020
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Quipping the Life Sarcastic 👽🛸
Last night was incredible. I got closer than I’ve ever been to an orb (<1000’) 🥹 My heart was pounding the whole time. It alternates between hovering and slowly moving, then around 4:05 it abruptly zooms off to the left. 10/20/25; 10:39pm; New Columbia, PA
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Daily Mail US
Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS·
Matt Gaetz claims US runs 'forced breeding programs' merging humans and extraterrestrials
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Parody Jeff
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx·
SHAMELESS. A 30-year-old Jewish woman tried to cut the entire queue in an airport. When someone confronted her, she screamed she is a Holocaust survivor.
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Pop Base@PopBase·
Donald Trump has fired Attorney General Pam Bondi.
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Hillbilly
Hillbilly@JamesHu27192912·
REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER FOUND CUT UP AND STUFFED IN SUITCASES IN FLORIDA - Human remains were found inside suitcases over the weekend in Florida, police said. The remains were found at an area known as “the compound” in Palm Bay, Florida. Officers visited the site after someone called to say they saw a suitcase with vultures flying around it. They found another suitcase nearby. Both suitcases contained human remains. Police believe the remains belong to 28-year-old Colie Lee Daniel, a registered sex offender. He was reported missing on March 21.
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Suzee Q
Suzee Q@SusieM414141·
This is a recording of the inside of a Scientology building. The young men entered and ran through it recording the whole time. There’s a lot of intrigue and secrecy involved there. What do you think of when you hear Scientology? Tom Cruise perhaps.
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GBX@GBX_Press·
🚨‼️ BREAKING 💥 Urgent: The final execution of over 10,000 Palestinian prisoners in Israeli occupation prisons has begun; we learn this with profound sadness.
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fredesque
fredesque@FredTaming·
[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
🚨 MAJOR News: Pam Bondi has been fired as Attorney General. She was fired before Trump even took the podium last night. Bondi was scheduled to testify under oath before the House Oversight Committee on April 14th about the Epstein investigation. She will not be testifying as AG. The same Bondi who said “DOJ is done” with the Epstein files. The same DOJ that admitted withholding footage of “death, physical abuse, and injury.” The same DOJ keeping half of 6 million Epstein documents sealed. The same week Epstein’s accountant testified the estate settled with Jane Doe 4 for both Epstein and Trump.
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Hamish Mitchell
Hamish Mitchell@Hmitchell·
So much packed into one little tweet. Amazing. 😂
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April Doin
April Doin@DoinApril·
@SubstCreature @stacycay No, womanhood is not something you declare and then it is reality. Like I said men can dress in women’s clothes all they want but stay out of the women’s room. It’s so simple. I don’t understand why there’s so much difficulty with this.
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Stacy Cay
Stacy Cay@stacycay·
They’ll tell you it’ll ruin your life, and then they’ll try to do everything they possibly can to make it ruin your life. They’ll try to change the law, they’ll threaten you, and they’ll tell everyone you’re a criminal. But they can’t stop you from being her.
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Oceana
Oceana@oceana·
#BREAKING: The Trump administration just removed protections for threatened and endangered species in the Gulf of Mexico to clear the way for oil and gas drilling. Help prevent other species from losing the protections they rely on: oceana.ly/4tkpOIg
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KTheMan
KTheMan@MaskedHottiee·
No I was a pharmacy technician and the pharmacists really did feel like everybody with ADHD was an addict it's wild in retrospect. They would regularly lie about not having scripts in stock and find all types of ways to delay them
Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama

"stock up on your prescription medications" ma'am I am on a controlled substance, if I so much as smile too much while I'm picking up a refill they make me swear a blood oath that I'm not selling my meds behind the nearest 7/11

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Izaque | OEAV@izaqueoeav·
😳🚀🛸 ARTEMIS ll ESTÁ RODEADA DE ORBES/UFOS QUE DIABOS ESTÁ ACONTECENDO LÁ EM CIMA MEUS AMIGOS "Então, eu estava assistindo ao "NASA's Artemis II Live Views from Orion" no YouTube e vi algo estranho. No marco -2:45:13, eles começam a transmitir o vídeo novamente e logo de cara aparece um orb. Parece que está flutuando para a direita quando, de repente, parece que dá uma travada. Depois, um outro objeto em formato de charuto aparece girando pela esquerda do primeiro orb. Ele parece desacelerar e ficar mais estacionário em um ponto, enquanto o primeiro orb flutua para a direita e desaparece. Eu também achei que seria bom mencionar todos os outros objetos voando ao redor enquanto outros estão mais estacionários." @NASA
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ICE detention center refuse to allow family to visit—if wearing any clothes the color blue. Women who wore white were also turned away. Mother rejected for carrying baby in her arms—who didn't have shoes on. "The dress code for women is much longer than men," volunteer said. Banned items include—leggings, tank tops, V-necks, and skirts above the knee. "The more they can demoralize the detained person that's inside, the more likely they are to get them to sign self-deportation papers." Volunteers with ICE Out are available to accept your clothing donations outside Delaney Hall in Newark, New Jersey.
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Lucas 🦇
Lucas 🦇@vlucasrocha·
ela nasceu pra ter esse corte de cabelo
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Sesame Street
Sesame Street@sesamestreet·
Slimey is suited up and ready for the moon! Sending lots of love and luck to @NASA’s Artemis II crew. 🌕💛💚
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emily may
emily may@emilykmay·
I love millenial moms because wdym that you don't let your child watch paw patrol because it's "copaganda."
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UAPWixy
UAPWixy@UAPWixy·
🚨"Somebody explain this.. In the sky.. How's that explainable!" "It's like the the fuckin Phoenix lights all over again!" Listen to this young man's reaction to these ORBs that are just sitting stationary in the sky over Phoenix, Arizona, USA🇺🇸..
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John Sirlin
John Sirlin@SirlinJohn·
Y’all, I just found a baby Praying Mantis!
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