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@khelouch @blacknredtext They had an unbelievable sense of smell, but we're slow as fuck. Also, just shit on your blade every day. They should be more susceptible to modern bacteria by a lot .

@blacknredtext No. You're either poor or dead. You could never directly kill it with the knife, even asleep. Maybe you could build some kind of trap depending on the arena, but they had insane sense of smell and were fast af, so your odds start with multiple zeroes.

Interesting scenario

@hosinomita @venom1s @iiaiiix6 Actually, Rose got on a lifeboat. She got off it to make sure Jack died. No Jack and she survives just fine.

@venom1s @iiaiiix6 でもジャックがいなかったらローズは生きていなかった。ローズがタイタニック後の人生を送り、夫が大金を稼げたのも彼が自分の命よりも彼女を優先したからだ。 そのための捧げ物...願いの泉にコインを投げ込むようなもの...は、ちょっとした利子がついたにすぎないよ。

Growing up is realising that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man with whom she had sex one time. Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, and he would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully. She could have also given the pendant to her granddaughter, who took care of her her whole life. The real villain of the movie was Rose.

@crusade_enjoyer @allisterrae5 The gunpowder wouldn't ignite without the primer, so obviously sue whoever mined the barium nitrate.

@allisterrae5 Well actually the bullet was propelled by gunpowder so maybe the gunpowder manufacturers should be sued

So let me get this straight. If a black dude shoots me while trying to rob me or a mentally ill person who thinks they are the masters of biological reality shoots my child at school, can I sue the maker of the firearm? Just want to make sure I am preparing for the most statistically likely scenarios.

@hexicada @2ETEKA @PowderPuffPlay The NZ police would never issue a fine to an Indian expat for littering. What if he called them racist?

Public shaming is a pretty good way to enforce a standard of behaviour. We all grew up with “be a tidy kiwi” not littering is a very important part of our culture. I hope he’s learned his lesson, pays his fine for illegal dumping and never does that shit again. Nothing makes kiwis come for you like littering.

🚩Immigrant dumper update: The Indian dude who got caught littering has gone to the Police and Netsafe to complain about the online circulation of the footage and fears for his ‘safety’. He’s also claiming the person who recorded the footage broke his mirror - yeah right. Who’s going to believe this pond scum? The picture shows his mirror with a missing cover - like he has gone home and unscrewed it - wouldn’t you take a picture of the mirror immediately after they broke it? Where are the pieces? The picture is taken at his home in the drive by the looks of it It’s just fabrication from a little grub. His excuse for dumping his rubbish was “The recycling centre was closed and I thought this would just decompose on the side of the road” The individual who is only identified by a NZ Indian media outlet as ‘Mr A’ - presumably A is for asshole, says Netsafe ‘can’t take down all the videos online’ - why are they able to take down ANY of the footage? Police have confirmed they are investigating. He’s complained that the video has gone viral an ‘has even reached his home country of India’….and the problem is?….poor little victim is having a wah wah. Biff him out of the country, we do NOT want these people here. indianweekender.co.nz/news/indian-ma…

@BlackRoses_888 @qpe @MorbidKnowledge According to the 2009 Cancer journal study? That's been contradicted and challenged often? That self admitted making numbers as bad as possible? That counted divorces initiated by women with mild cancer scares as men leaving the women? You're just a liar with a shitty agenda.

@qpe @MorbidKnowledge Men leave sick wives at a much higher rate, but go off.

When 37-year-old Jelle Fresen was diagnosed with an aggressive grade-4 brain tumor, his partner Danielle Epstein made the difficult decision to end their relationship, citing the severe toll on her own mental health. Despite the breakup, she remained supportive and raised thousands of dollars for Brain Tumour Research by running the London Marathon in his honor.

@learning_yohei Yes, I can sit like that comfortably for hours, although I prefer to have my knees apart. BUT... My wife is Slavic and I learned to do it after marrying her and meeting her people.

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵アメリカ人とイギリス人に質問があります🇺🇸🇬🇧あなた達はこのような座り方ができますか？日本人は簡単にできます。ぜひ挑戦して結果をリプライしてください↓🤭

@MrPitbull07 George Charlie Barker later went on to become Mr Inbetween.

In 2006, in New Zealand, a 17-year-old boy named Liam Ashley made what his parents thought was a small but serious mistake — he took their car without permission. It was something a lot of teenagers might do in a moment of rebellion, but his parents wanted to teach him a lesson. They pressed charges, expecting it to scare him straight. When bail was offered, they refused it, believing a short stay in a youth detention center would make him realize the consequences of his actions. But the system failed them — and it failed Liam in the worst possible way. Instead of being placed in a safe youth facility, Liam was put into an adult prison van during transport. He wasn’t separated from violent offenders. He wasn’t protected. Inside that van, he was locked in a tiny cage with a dangerous, mentally unstable prisoner named George Charlie Baker, a man who was known for violence and unpredictable behavior. The guards never checked. The van drove for over an hour, with no one watching, no one listening. By the time they opened the doors, it was too late. Liam had been brutally a**acked and strangled. He was found unconscious, his body lifeless. The boy his parents thought they were disciplining — the one who was supposed to spend a few days learning a lesson — never came home. The case shattered New Zealand. It exposed deep flaws in the prison transport system, the lack of safety protocols, and how easily bureaucracy could destroy a life. Liam’s parents were haunted by their decision. What was meant to be a wake-up call became a tragedy they would carry forever. Liam Ashley’s death became a symbol of how a single system error — and a single decision — can turn a lesson into a lifetime of regret.

@SamaHoole The ale wasn't a luxury. It was cheap and gross and unpleasant to drink. Full of sediment, unstrained, more viscous than modern drinks. Less alcohol. No hops, so not sedative like modern - instead a stimulant. Also, frequently slightly hallucinogenic. They drank it every day.

Robert is having a feast day today. There are approximately 40 to 50 of these per year in medieval England, spread across the liturgical calendar. Saints' days, holy days, the major festivals. Modern people hear "forty feast days a year" and imagine a man who is basically always at a buffet. Robert would like a word. 6:00am - Up. Robert is going to Mass this morning because it is the Feast of St John the Baptist and the Church is not asking. He walks two miles to the church. The church is cold. It is always cold. God, apparently, does not heat his buildings. 8:00am - Back from church. Agnes has made a slightly different pottage. There is no meat in it. There is a religious reason for this. Robert does not fully understand the theological reasoning. He understands the outcome, which is that on a day technically designated as celebratory, he is eating oat pottage with a piece of hard cheese on top. 10:00am - Robert is still working. The feast day is a holy day, not a holiday. The distinction matters enormously and Robert is living it. The lord's grain doesn't stop needing to be managed because a saint was beheaded in the second century. Robert gets to the field slightly later than usual and works until slightly later than usual to compensate. 1:00pm - The feast meal. Robert's household has a piece of salt fish. It is tough and strongly flavoured and required soaking since yesterday to become this edible. There is rye bread. There is a small amount of peas boiled with some herbs from Agnes's garden. By the standards of a Tuesday in February, this is a feast. Robert eats it slowly. He is grateful for the fish. 3:00pm - Robert's neighbour John has ale. This is the closest the day gets to a celebration. They sit outside in the late afternoon with their cups. They discuss the harvest. The weather. The lord's new tax assessment. The general sensation that things are not improving. 9:00pm - Sleep. The forty feast days per year were, in practice, days when Robert had slightly better food than the worst days, was not flogged for not working (usually), and got to go to a very cold building to hear Latin he didn't understand. Eight hundred years later, someone will describe the medieval feast calendar as "a rich tradition of communal celebration and seasonal abundance." Robert is asleep. He has work at dawn.

@WendyNo1w2000 @VoteLewko Do you actually believe they don't have white donors?

@VoteLewko Desperate times call for desperate measures. White guys should be donating. Ideal? No. Helpful, yes.

"She said she was told she could only choose from six local options in NSW and they were all of Asian heritage."

@obyvatel7 @ArtisanAles1 They went back to chimps. Also, bonobos aren't as peaceful as they were claiming. They tried to hide it at first, but now they admit they're violent.

@ArtisanAles1 Didn't the anthropologists dump the chimps decades ago when the ultra-violence became too hard to explain? I thought we agreed on using masturbating lesbo Bonobo as our template instead? Is Claire up to speed?

You are not violent and not prepared for violence. Most people who say they are have never been around it. I have seen thousands of people die, people bleeding into my shoes off the stretcher begging not to die, familial screams echoing in the hall way. You might think I’m saying I’m prepared for it but I’m not. 3 years ago there was a car that flipped over 3 times after an accident right in front of me so I pulled over to help. It took 3 guys to rip the door open and open the car. Inside was a dead passenger and a driver with his bone sticking through his leg, pupil blown, barely breathing. 15 years of critical care and trauma experience meant nothing when I had no tools in an uncontrolled unsafe environment. I provided rescue breaths until paramedics got there. Paramedics that might not ever show up if shit really hit the fan. So Claire, if you welcome this into your world over foreign policy I really do believe that you should be deported. You are a dumb naive women with no sense for anything remotely uncomfortable so please shut the fuck up.

@jschneits @TheLaurenChen @aakashgupta Just don't use Ubereats or those others. We've all seen how gross the delivery drivers are, I don't understand how you'd be comfortable with them handling your food. And I've seen them take from bags too often to trust the food isn't being handled.

@TheLaurenChen @aakashgupta The worst is when you are asked to tip before the service is provided, ie a delivery driver. If you tip ahead of time and they show up an hour late, you have no recourse. And if you put zero for a tip, with the intention of tipping in cash, then you get spit on your pizza.

American restaurants are legally allowed to pay servers $2.13/hour. In Japan, tipping is rude. In Australia, servers make $24/hour before tips. In Denmark, $25/hour with full benefits. In those countries, a server handwriting a demand for more money on a receipt would be absurd. The restaurant already paid them. In America, the restaurant doesn't. So 20% from the customer fills the gap. That's the system. Leaving less means the server worked your table for two dollars an hour. This receipt is what that looks like in practice. $525 check. The restaurant collected every dollar. Printed "gratuity: $0.00" on the bill. Paid the server $2.13/hour. Then left the building. The customer left $60 in cash. That's 11%. The server handwrote a note: "I was expecting more like $120. Thanks." The note looks entitled until you do the math. At $2.13/hour, a four-hour dinner shift pays the server $8.52 from the restaurant. The difference between a $60 tip and a $120 tip is the difference between $17/hour and $32/hour for skilled service on a $525 tab. Everyone is arguing about the server's attitude. Nobody is asking why a business that just collected $525 is paying its worker two dollars. The server and the customer are fighting over who covers payroll. The restaurant owner is nowhere in the conversation. Already won.

@boss_nathan @SimpPolice911 Confessional confidence is a Catholic thing, pastors are Protestants.

The pastor said "I am my brother's keeper" and meant it LITERALLY. Broke confessional confidentiality AND bro code simultaneously and has zero regrets. She's suing the wrong person should've sued herself for thinking the pastor wouldn't tell his boy. This man of God deserves a special offering this Sunday. 👏

She cheated on her husband and is suing the PASTOR for telling him. Pastor knows the bro code 👏

@PhukUrFewlings @trwsenti When your kids leave the house you'll be old. You'll have accumulated injuries and illnesses. You will require 2-3x the amount of exercise to see the same results as your 20s and if you don't you'll be exhausted all the time no matter what. You won't want to forgo your comforts.

@trwsenti What the fuck are we doing and why do we keep volunteering to stay in this cycle? When my kids are out of the house, I'm done. I'm not participating any longer.

>alarm goes off at 6:15 >shower in the dark so you don't fully wake up >£3.80 coffee because the free one at work tastes like paint >your desk hasn't moved in 3 years and neither have you >someone asks how your morning is. you say "yeah good" >it wasn't good >lunch is a meal deal you've eaten 300 times >check the time at 2:14. check again at 2:19 >leave at 5:30, feel guilty for not staying til 6 >home by 6:45 >too tired to cook, too tired to learn, too tired to think >do it again tomorrow

@smirkm9rksin1 @nosoccerbro @drharveee You're right. It's morbid obesity.

@nosoccerbro @drharveee Dumb fool. That's not obesity

Ladies, whatever this is called.....On behalf of all men, we like it.

@SkiBall3148 @wolviebets @ChristianHeiens @ThomBrady5 And reimplement the 18th for shits and giggles.

@wolviebets @ChristianHeiens @ThomBrady5 Repeal 19th, as well

Some people, particularly on the Left, believe that Trump's collapsing poll numbers with the under-30s are because he's not Progressive enough for them. That is not the reason why. His approval is collapsing with younger voters because they're still struggling economically. At best, they've been treading water since he took office, but that means very little to them because their quality of life took an absolute nosedive under Biden. We live in a decidedly non-ideological age. Younger people disapprove of Trump not for ideological reasons, but because of a combination of quality of life, vibes, and the fact that he appears to have not gone far enough in taking a sledgehammer to the existing DC establishment. What younger people want more than anything is to be able to get a well-paying job, buy a house, start a family, and see Washington DC burn to the ground from their front porch. Insofar as they see these things are not happening, they'll continue to sour on anyone and everyone in politics who comes along.

@zamohappy @MorbidKnowledge Her dad was the pilot? Maybe he shouldve been at the controls instead of in a position to hug his daughter.

Four people died in the wreck, including the pilot, Michael Perdue, who was Laney Perdue’s father. Laney Perdue, age 11, survived and became the only person pulled alive from the crash. First responders found her conscious, speaking clearly, and suffering multiple fractures and internal injuries. Doctors treated a broken jaw with surgical wiring, and she spent weeks in recovery care. Family members and media reports state that her father shielded her during impact. I cannot confirm that action, since investigators found no physical proof to establish it as fact. Laney later regained mobility, returned home, and resumed normal daily activities after medical clearance.

In a 2021 plane crash in Michigan, 11-year-old Laney Perdue survived after her father wrapped her in a bear hug at impact, shielding her with his body, he passed from his injuries, she lived. On November 13, 2021, Mike Perdue and his 11-year-old daughter Laney boarded a small commuter plane bound for Beaver Island on Lake Michigan. As the plane approached Welke Airport, it crashed on landing, kil**ng the pilot and two other passengers. Laney's last memory before impact was her father grabbing her and holding her really, really tight. All of Laney's five broken bones were on one side of her body, the side that wasn't against her father. Her mother Christie believes the embrace saved her daughter's life.

@AaronTo64018465 @MorbidKnowledge Nope. He was there to kill white kids for being white. After killing this child, he returned to kill the twin brother but failed to gain entry.

@MorbidKnowledge had some retard 70IQ scheme to kidnap the kid for ransom, realized it wouldnt work and he didnt think it through at all and murdered the kid hoping to get away with it, since bringing the kid back meant consequences he was trying to escape DONT RELAX. And teach your kids not to.

In May, 2021, 4-year-old Cash Gernon was abducted from his bedroom in southwest Dallas while sleeping alongside his twin brother. Surveillance footage captured an intruder lifting the boy from his bed around 5AM. Cash was later k*lled by the intruder, 18-year-old Darriynn Brown.

@TheGreatScrolls @MorbidKnowledge The police arrested him prior to this. The courts let him go.

@MorbidKnowledge Details: Brown lived in the same neighborhood and had tried to grab another kid a few months earlier. Police knew about that one too. It really makes one wonder how these matters escape attention until the last moment.

@kendamilxtra @killashilla22 @LegitHyperbole @borbaey @soigomaa Nah - Helen Keller wrote one book after Anne Sullivan died. It was terrible and nothing like the other books that were by Anne Sullivan and her husband.

@killashilla22 @LegitHyperbole @borbaey @soigomaa Helen Keller didn't do anything, your thinking of Anne Sullivan, attributed to Helen Keller.

A riddle from 1688 goes: "If a man born blind can feel the differences between shapes such as spheres and cubes,if given the ability, could he distinguish those objects by sight alone?" In 2003, the riddle was solved when five people had their sight restored through surgery. They could not.

@AlfredMacBrutus @BritisherPaz49 @TheGriftReport It's the British navy - they were obviously homosexuals. She seems to have chosen women and gays as her victims.

@BritisherPaz49 @TheGriftReport Why would a man complain about being groped?

🚨 ROYAL NAVY DISGRACE: FEMALE SAILOR, 25, FOUND GUILTY OF GROPING CREW – BRANDED “CANCER ON THE SHIP” AFTER REPEATED SEX ASSAULTS! Able Seaman Sian Dowsett convicted on SIX of seven charges at Bulford court martial for assaults on HMS Dauntless in 2023-2024. She grabbed male shipmates by the crotch and balls, pinched nipples for half an hour while staring them down, slapped female bottoms with force and caressed one Petty Officer’s breasts while purring “do you like that baby girl?” Victims: two men, two women. One male sailor: “She is a bit of a cancer on the ship… affected the ship very negatively.” Prosecutors: she targeted new female joiners and males she thought wouldn’t complain. Sentencing later.