Brendan AE 리트윗함
Jesus ‘CHRIST,’ a total loser, died like a Dog, has been DEAD for more than 24 hours and is NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!!”
Herod the Great, 33 AD
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Brendan AE
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Brendan AE
@AnimalExtender
I'm a pedantic twit and I vote. Sometimes I post cat photos. Resident of Taiwan. 外國人
Taipei, Taiwan 가입일 Eylül 2018
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@anon_opin It’s nice when this account posts an opinion that was probably submitted to troll people
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The problem with Italian restaurants is that they can't do pasta properly. They always serve it with lots of bite in it and the sauce isn't sweet enough. It's amazing how much they charge and they still can't equal what you can get in a tin for 45p at Tesco.
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@anon_opin You’re supposed to watch it pondering things about the wider world that you know the show will never address, like if the USA in this period is as racially harmonious as the UK then its internal political situation must be vastly different
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Bridgerton could be the greatest things ever created but there's no way I'm ever watching it, because there's few demographics harder to give a fuck about than posh English people in the early 1800s.
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@Criminalsimpson It’s kind of funny that Ralph is the only character in any episode of The Simpsons who pronounces Supernintendo Chalmers’s name right
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@ManaByte Clearly this person’s point was “if you think Apollo 13 landed on the moon in 1970, despite there being a very big Hollywood movie in the 1990s specifically about it NOT landing on the moon, you’re an idiot”
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@mikusingularity I can’t believe people exist who actually believe this with any consistency. Surely they’re just saying it because being unpleasant to faceless strangers online is one way they can bring some joy to their own unhappy lives?
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“The world isn’t perfect so you aren’t allowed to appreciate anything EVER” is such a miserable mindset.
Arklight Blues🏳️⚧️@ArkNemesis5
Genocide and hunger across the planet but here's a cool picture from a distance so you can be proud of yourself in your meritless complicity.
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@novasoupONLINE Love some people’s hobby of hinting at a sinister conspiracy but never spelling out what exactly they’re implying
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what would a Green Screen even suggest here. that they took a photo of the Earth in front of a green screen and then edited Space in after the fact
Nuggets in 4@mpjclears
@DiscussingFilm Lmaoooo a clear green screen??? Why are they hiding the facts from us
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@agraybee Regular “I’m not a mind reader” caveat and all that, but I felt a lot of the people appearing to misunderstand the Bechdel Test knew what they were doing, they were just doofuses who found it funny to deliberately annoy feminists
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The Bechdel Test was probably the most misunderstood millennial feminist artifact. It was just a way of illustrating how few movies portray women having normal interactions. It wasn't a literal test of feminismness.
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@d_h_sanders Twitter in 2026 is a place where everyone has fully realized the fact that you can type literally any sequence of words and hit “post” and it’ll post
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We live in a world where everyone pretends to not understand stuff
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Gavin Newsom's office praises former President George W. Bush.
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@veIvetines Guy who insists islands are not part of the Asian landmass, so Japanese are not Asians unlike Koreans, Russians, French people, etc
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@souljagoyteller I know I harp on this a lot but when it comes to Republicans on social media, “they pretend to believe it because they think it’s funny” is an extremely useful explanation
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There’s this widespread belief among the right that Rachel Levine was Biden’s HHS secretary. Even the ones who are supposed to be smart say it
Alice@AliceFromQueens
This is the guy who ran HHS under Biden. Memes have eaten Matt Walsh's brain.
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Brendan AE 리트윗함
Don't let anyone shame you for not wanting Taiwan to suffer a similar fate.
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Hong Kong has a new rule under its national security law. Police can now demand passwords or help to unlock phones, computers, and other devices during investigations. Refusing to comply can lead to up to one year in prison and a fine of 100,000 Hong Kong dollars. This applies to anyone in Hong Kong, including tourists and people just passing through the airport.
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@BSmithBenS If you believe those things are true, shouldn’t *any* night potentially be the night?
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@cd_hooks This site’s had such an epidemic of dramatic vagueposting lately that people might ignore your tweet out of acquired habit
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Banal to say but it’s so strange that most people don’t have a sense of what the world is going to look like in a month. Really does feel like February 2020
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@DeltaPQRSTUV @vintagemapstore Well that’s just great. Soon US spies will steal the secrets of China’s soul-manipulation technology for the purpose of making Donald Trump immortal
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@AnimalExtender @vintagemapstore Of course they do, why do you think they say so?
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Countries where it's legal to reincarnate without government permission (In gray)
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@jkimballcook When people distort quotes in this way I really wonder why they go to the trouble of doing it when surely it would be easier to just invent a fake quote from scratch. It’s not as if their target audience will know or care about the difference.
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incredible weight-bearing ellipsis
John Birch Society@The_JBS
“This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens…” - Jacob Howard (1866)
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Brendan AE 리트윗함
"Men are trash" is just "boys will be boys" with a new coat of paint. Men aren't (inherently) trash. Men are born into a patriarchal system that nurtures their worst instincts and encourages them to behave like trash.
Muted. Argue with yourself.@___inCANdescent
Gen Z is kinda clocking millennial/Gen X feminists’ tea. Y’all said/say men are trash but then advocate for having casual sex with many of them and partaking in kinks that may be harmful. It never made sense.
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@TheBottom_Lines @waitrose I feel like you could replace “Muslim” and “Islam” with practically anything and it wouldn’t make any less sense
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I’d imagine there isn’t a day that goes by without the whole @waitrose HR department breathing a collective sigh of relief.
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@ConspiracyBull1 Guy who believes dinosaurs never existed and that includes birds
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Vaccines cause autism.
9/11 was a false flag
Climate change is a hoax
The moon landings were fake
Covid-19 was a hoax
Sandy Hook was staged
The Earth is flat
Dinosaurs never existed
Chemtrails are a threat
Jews run everything
Wake up sheeple
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