Dobson, Zombie Attorney at Law

@megqnfox @NerbieDansers A dog can have little a heart, as a treat.

I have spent over a half hour on hold and your worthless support says I don't have services so I have to call. But why don't I have services?!?

@XfinitySupport what is going on here Xfinity??

@BrandonPerna You can't hook a guy's arm?

This is my Jordan dunking from the line.

@TheDataVet @GregAbbott_TX Anyone who posts something false should be launched out of a trebuchet. That should clean up this hell-site pretty quickly.

@GregAbbott_TX Any student who walks out get expelled. Any teacher that enables the walkout gets fired. That should clean it up pretty quickly.

It’s about time students like this were arrested. Harming someone is a crime -- even for students. Disruptive walkouts allowed by schools lead to just this kind of chaos. Schools and staff who allow this behavior should be treated as co-conspirators and should not be immune for criminal behavior. We are also looking into stripping the funding of schools that abandon their duty to teach our kids the curriculum required by law. More to come. kvue.com/article/news/l…

@GregAbbott_TX Imagine a world where our governor wasn't forced to lie about children to carry water for a sundowning old pedophile that couldn't pick him out of a lineup.

@BlazedApplesYT @teriyakithepin1 @m3nmykup WWF/E had been a babyface territory for years and then for 3 years they ran Raw like the Horseman in a world with no Sting or Ricky Steamboat to chase, it was dreadful.

@teriyakithepin1 @m3nmykup His time as the top guy from 02-05 was objectively awful and drove away a lot of people

bro was lowkey clocking

@paladin3232 @SenFettermanPA It's actually very easy, he's proven to be a cowardly imbecile who whines that people are mean to him when he's devoted to a foreign nation.

@SenFettermanPA I don't care what side of the aisle you're on, it's hard not to like this guy. Get well soon Senator.

Statement from Sen. Fetterman’s Spokesperson: “During an early morning walk, Senator Fetterman sustained a fall near his home in Braddock. Out of an abundance of caution, he was transported to a hospital in Pittsburgh. Upon evaluation, it was established he had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up that led to Senator Fetterman feeling light-headed, falling to the ground and hitting his face with minor injuries. Senator Fetterman had this to say: ‘If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!’ He is doing well and receiving routine observation at the hospital. He has opted to stay so doctors can fine-tune his medication regimen. Senator Fetterman is grateful for the EMTs, doctors, and nurses who are providing his care.”

@JohnCornyn @realDonaldTrump Congratulations on your support of a pedophile with dementia, you're an inspiration to simpering toadies everywhere.

Today I filed for reelection. It’s my honor to faithfully represent 33 million Texans. President Trump needs strong leadership and a Republican majority in the US Senate. I’m running on my record of voting with @realdonaldtrump 99.3% of the time and securing major victories for our state. This is no time for Corrupt Ken and an absent rookie to risk the Senate majority and Trump’s agenda. Join us: JohnCornyn.com #txsen

@JHoganGidley Does your head shrink a hat size every time you carry water for pedophiles? Is that part of the curse?

The complete lack of self-awareness and total idiocy. She sat down and “set up a table” with video in the background playing of Democrats saying how “bad it is” to “shutdown the government,” while being a Democrat Congresswoman who voted to SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT, from a state where BOTH Senators voted to do the same, at a conversation table styled after Charlie Kirk who got murdered by someone who aligned with the Democrat party. These are just not serious human beings.

@Rate_the_Refs Incredibly dumb late flag and even dumber refusal to review.

Mahomes was flagged for intentional grounding even thought the ball the was tipped. Andy Reid tried to challenge the call but they wouldn't allow it.

@SSDarkAngel They didn't say he was a criminal? But why do you think he paid millions of dollars in hush money and hid those payments from investors? Why do you think he was removed from his own company twice?

Besides being ignorant, it's also unethical and immoral to label somebody a criminal before they've been convicted.

@Buster_ESPN @Szeluga_Whale @JoezMcfLy @dcone36 @PerezEd @Jomboy_ @SlangsOnSports This is getting so embarrassing.

@Szeluga_Whale @JoezMcfLy @dcone36 @PerezEd @Jomboy_ @SlangsOnSports Actually, he didn't present the full context to Boone, who I spoke with after the fact -- and he hid behind Boone's resume/credibility in presenting his 'smell test.' I talked to Boone. We'll see if Jomboy asks him again about this.

On the podcast, @dcone36 and @PerezEd are in the Clown Car and discuss the Brewers' clinching, the Mets, Yankees, Red Sox; On Day 11 of waiting for @Jomboy_ to be accountable, @PerezEd talks the situation and the need to own up; @SlangsOnSports notes, with help from Julio Rodriguez, Patrick Bailey, Josh Bell; a convo with Trevor Story.

@JamesHeartfield @adamjohnsonCHI how do you make these posts while your head is stuck in a big jar of honey?

Look at these brains, these big beautiful brains. The demand isn’t for Israel to “surrender” (whatever this means in the context of a party committing genocide). It’s—at minimum—stop bombing, sieging, and slaughtering Palestinians. We can start there as a baseline moral demand.

@Cernovich @willchamberlain Didn't you used to be anti-pedophile? What flipped for you on this issue?

During Trump’s first term, every day I’d hear complaints from acquaintances and extended family on Trump. Never happens anymore in real life. The chirping on this site isn’t reflected at all on the ground. Trump would win by an even larger margin if the election were held today.

@somesportstake @NBAonTNT @NBA Lol c'mon you can't actually believe that.

@Dobsonverse @NBAonTNT @NBA He’s literally holding him back. You’re joking right?

Jimmy Butler got injured by a Rockets player because the referees have allowed the Houston Rockets to play reckless basketball. This is on you, Adam Silver @NBAonTNT @nba

Draymond fouled, then grabbed Sengun after the play, then yelled at the refs... And doesn't get a technical.

@NancyMace You melted down when a constituent asked you a simple question, you're softer than Charmin.

I have a message for the Left, all lunatics and the establishment machine: I didn’t ask for this battle, but God trusted me to fight it. Not just for myself, but for all those who don't have a voice. Keep coming at me. I was built for the battle.

@robert339211 @rupertdoggy @mannyfidel @Dake454 Is your research literally a badly cropped chatgpt prompt?

@rupertdoggy @mannyfidel @Dake454 Come on man !!! Do some research .

one of the guys ICE is claiming is a gang member is a former soccer player with no criminal record. their proof? a Real Madrid tattoo and a photo of the guy doing a rock-and-roll hand gesture