Basterma & Cognac

@BuckOnTwidder Pretty sure Citadel's PnL right now is not what you think it is.

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

@Amena__Bakr You also make sure that none of the attacks have time to be reported properly by unleashing the JD Vance / Trump / Hegseth trio of positive headlines all morning to make sure the US open provides the exit liquidity they all need.

I’m new to ceasefires…. Can someone explain to me is this how they work ? They agree to “ceasefire” and then attacks continue?

So is this the new US strat ? Have JD Vance blurt out positive stuff during European hours (while he's in Hungary), Trump tweet random stuff from the crapper in the morning, then just have Hegseth literally NOT SHUT THE F UP until the US open ?

@WagieCapital I trade European hours and so far I can tell you that it has NOT worked... The tweeter in chief + Vance are just constantly yapping on how amazing this all is. Let's see what happens once they get their exit liquidity filled.

Seems like this is one of the more obvious rallies to fade

@POTFES Adding Alaska is a bit ambitious...

SOON

@BarakRavid @laurnorman @MarcACaputo @axios Damn it I left the office how am supposed to fade your "news" now...

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷Progress has been made in the past 24 hours in the negotiations between the U.S. & Iran, though reaching a ceasefire deal by President Trump's 8pm deadline still looks like a long shot, four sources tell @MarcACaputo & me. Read out story on @axios axios.com/2026/04/07/ira…

@stelzner_n1150 how much are you willing to lose if you're wrong? Given that this is the consensus view ?

Nothing will happen tonight because Trump knows it would cause a global recession and $200 oil. He isn't that stupid.

@clashreport Apparently he's not just Putin's little mouse, but also the US'. Hexit gonna happen without Hungarians approving it.

JD Vance: Bureaucrats in Brussels are doing everything they can to hold down the people of Hungary because they don’t like the leader who has actually stood up for the people of Hungary.

@rationalaussie how much do you make if you're right, vs. if you're wrong. This view is literally consensus at this point, hence my question.

Trump will Taco. The tell is that his rhetoric gets increasingly deranged the worse things are going for him - that's how he negotiates. He has to make everyone believe he has genuinely lost the plot. If the Iranians think he's mentally unwell they might actually believe he'll nuke them. Hence why his tweets the past few days sound like a madman about to destroy their civilisation. He's not gonna drop a nuke, this is just how he negotiates when he has no actual leverage. He's trying to create leverage that doesn't exist by artificially creating what is most scarce: fear of consequence. I fully expect to wake up 8 hours from now to a headline something along the lines of 'we were so close to giving the orders, I called them and I said - listen listen we can always take them back to the stone age next week if we need to but I'm hearing good things - tremendous things - from the much more reasonable Iranians we've been speaking with. Excellent things. Very positive developments. And so I've informed my team to hold off on dropping the BIG bombs just a little longer. Let's see! PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP' And just like that stonks will rip and we'll be waiting until the market closes end of week for more aggressive escalations.

@zoecabina Surely you mean the women and not the men.

Armenians are hot

@BarakRavid @LiveSquawk Please stop retweeting this fraud

בכיר אמריקני: צבא ארה״ב תקף מטרות צבאיות באי ח׳ארג

@nntaleb "Bloomberg" Named after Michael Rubens Bloomberg, who is absolutely not biased when it comes to this topic.

This imbecile is a Bloomberg journalist.

@theodakim @zoecabina Because it's not true - I also didn't mention that Santa Claus doesn't exist or that my tweet would attract all the troll farm sh*tbag accounts like yours.

@Happy_Chachi @zoecabina Or course you will NEVER mention that Armenians ethnically cleansed 700.000+ Azerbaijanis from Karabakh 🥴 You frickin moron

Asked the Armenian lady at my hotel about Azerbaijan and she said “I want absolutely nothing to do with them, they are our enemy” She said she was disappointed that her government was doing some form of rapprochement with them

@tleilax___ "Ancien Francs" so about 10K EUR ?

Russian railroads and the city of St Petersbourg owes my family 1000 Francs of principal and 6'235'000 Francs of interest in arrears.

@phlizzer @CathalO89340211 France should NOT be in charge of the economy, but should speak with the voice of the whole EU for foreign policy matters.

@CathalO89340211 if france does european politics like it does internal politics id rather not, we would be broke within this decade. all money and power concentrated in one city and the rest neglected and they sacrifce half the economy for farmer and retiree interests

French imperial domination over Europe would be far preferable to American domination

@Dr_Gingerballs Whenever Bibi says so

At what oil price does Trump put boots on the ground in Iran?

@DanTalks1 This was reported by BFM more than 2 weeks ago, no idea why people are talking about this so much today.

We're at the getting all of our gold out of the central bank stage of the relationship if you want to know how US/France is going.

@GaTrachtunberg @zoecabina What do you think you will achieve with your amateur hour ragebait comment that's both off-topic and irrelevant in 2026?

@Happy_Chachi @zoecabina What were 7000 Armenians doing in sovereign Azerbaijani soil?

I find it amusing at just how much hatred there is towards France, because when you think about it, they ought to be the allies MAGA pretends they want: 1) they have and fund their own military, including their own nuclear weapons and defence industry/ production. 2) they share intel with the U.S. 3) they don’t have American bases on their soil that are supposedly draining the American taxpayer. 4) they opposed the war in Iraq, which is something that JD Vance - they current sitting Vice President of the United States of America said that ALL Europeans should have done. So what’s the problem?

@ChrisMartzWX Many studies have been conducted on thos exact topic and your idea is not even top 3 assuming people don't do dumb sh*t.

It will never make sense to me why they don’t board airplanes from back to front. It would make the process to much faster.