stumpy morph

@LeslieMarson25 my phone has died. waiting for new to arrive, but can't be contacted currently

@O2 my phone has broken, been o2 customer for over 20 years, now unable to log into o2 account, on a doom loop. i have no affiliation to virgin. what the hell is going on!?

@benonwine put the towels and bathrobes back you thieving bastard!

Caption this?

@pauljohnson9691 they bloody better be..... 😀

So the question is - are the junior listed resource markets going to be active over the summer months into September? What do you think?

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

@StagecoachSE should never waste our time doing downside. and lets face it, this service does nothing for most of whitfield, that now has no service at all. west whitfield in case you have forgotton...

#Dover Dover Fast Track is having to divert due to inconsiderate parking in Whitfield, The bus will serve Farncombe way as normal, left on Downside and then Cranleigh Drive back onto Archers court road where it will wait its departure time at the Archer pub stop.

Just heard some twat on itv news blaming youth unemployment on social media. Clearly it has nothing to do with mass immigration. Nobody is buying this...

@RichardJMurphy did you complain when it did for truss? guessing not...

UK gilt yields have hit an 18-year high. That's not because the economy collapsed. It's because bond markets fear Labour might elect a slightly more left-wing leader. When financial markets seek to constrain democratic choice, that is not economic discipline. It is political power, exercised without a ballot. cnbc.com/2026/05/13/gil…

@IslingtonChap i love these parody accounts

We are in the middle of a far-right insurrection. Starmer has every right to shut down social media and declare a state of emergency until this threat passes.

@LondonSouthEast whoever "fixed" the system has screwed up the "trade value"... totally off scale

Apologies for the outage. The technical team are resolving the issue and should have it back online as soon as possible.

Oh it’s brilliant. This is Starmer in 2020 I suggest he watches this on loop “When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to… You don’t look at the electorate and ask them ‘what were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask ‘what were we doing?’” GLORIOUS 🔥

@misspaulalondon I am assuming "ryanair" do not have first class, which is why i've never used them..😉

Early morning pre-flight airport pints should be banned, Ryanair boss says.. What do you think? dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@British_Airways @DanielJHannan radical idea i know, but... make it work?

@DanielJHannan Hi Daniel, we don't underestimate how frustrating this is when it doesn't work as it should. We'll feed your comments back to the team. Raj

@pauljohnson9691 you are correct. have position (trying to increase at a certain price) and I wait...

I think #ROCK is going to be a dynamic force in shareholder portfolios. The strategic significance of #germanium is not reflected in the company market value as yet.

@LeslieMarson25 @Matt_Pinner boris was incompetent, 2tier is malevolent

@Matt_Pinner Both fuking idiots

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@LeslieMarson25 the algorithm matches you with similar people.... 🤣🤣🤣

Why am i seeing fat ugly people with massive arses, enough to make anyone vomit?

@hussedogru @yanisvaroufakis still want digital id? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LeslieMarson25 @oelma__ 14 ha!

@oelma__ 7

Five for me. I am average. What about you?

@StagecoachSE on the bus

@stumpy_morph Hi are these on the bus fares or are you buying the tickets via the app? Lia

. @StagecoachSouth probably should be SE. £1.80 from dover to guston. £2.70 from guston to dover. £3 from Dover to Whitfield, £3 from guston to Whitfield. Make it make sense. #ripoff #overcharged