I am Spartacus

@firstdirecthelp I didn't want to call you, that was the whole reason I messaged instead 🤦

@10GrandToes Hello, I'm really sorry about the issues you've had. We need to look into this a bit further, so please give us a call anytime on 03456 100 267 (+44 113 234 5678 if you’re outside the UK) and ask for the Digital Support Team. They'll be happy to help. -Dhruv

@firstdirecthelp messaged you via Chat in the app a week ago now and no response. Not what I expected from a company supposedly very good at Customer service. How long is your response time?

@IpswichTown Next week, Adolf Hitler is visiting... We're apolitical you see! Get to fuck @IpswichTown!

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@currys Game Of Thrones is the GOAT

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@xboxuk @LukeTheNuke180 #ScoreMoreWithXBox

It's the FINAL, so are YOU ready to #ScoreMoreWithXbox? 🎮 For every match @LukeTheNuke180 wins, we're giving away the Ultimate Bundle 👏 Simply comment #ScoreMoreWithXbox to be in with a chance of winning 👇

@Morrisons trolley dumped near my house. Online reporting form doesn't work, can't phone my local store apparently, and their customer services wants all my details to "setup an account" for me to be able to tell them about it FFS. Will just sell it to local scrap man instead 😡

@Kwik_Fit @Pirelli It's got to be the one and only Mario!

🎄All I want for Kwikmas is.... a Nintendo Switch 2 with Mario Kart World🎄 @Pirelli are giving you the chance to WIN big this Kwikmas! To enter: 🎁Like this post 🎁Comment your fav Mario Kart character!👾🎮 T&C's apply. Competition ends 02/01/2026.

The #WorldCup2026 draw is making Eurovision look professional. This is terrible 🙄

@Matt_VickersMP Good job you Tories were so squeaky clean when in government, hey Matt!

This Labour government is riddled with scandal. Rachel Reeves has been caught red handed breaking the law. The Transport Secretary was sacked for fraud. The anti-corruption Minister, forced out over corruption allegations. Angela Rayner, caught evading tax. Now this! 👇

@Mofoman360 @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard @LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk @tlloydjones @SarahForRuncorn @andreajenkyns @drdavidbull @NadineDorries Id rather crap in my hands and then clap thanks!

Would you vote for Nigel Farage and Reform UK 🇬🇧 if there was an election right now Yes or No? @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard @LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk @tlloydjones @SarahForRuncorn @andreajenkyns @drdavidbull @NadineDorries

@Kwik_Fit @ContiUK @KemiBadenoch

✨Festive giveaway time✨ We've teamed up with @ContiUK to giveaway a Fortnum and Mason Merry Christmas Hamper - bursting with Christmas delights!🎅🎁 To enter: 🎄Like this post 🎄Tag a friend you'd share a mince pie with🥧 T&C's🔗below). Competition ends 30/11/2025.

@KemiBadenoch You had 14 years, you crank! And you did sweet FA about law and order. In fact your part broke more laws than anyone else in that time! Jog on!

Conservatives will restore law and order. Under Labour, victims are failed, criminals walk free and trust in policing has collapsed. Our Policing Plan will recruit 10,000 officers, triple stop & search, and introduce hotspot patrols. Only Conservatives have the backbone to act.

@santanderuk your online chat is TERRIBLE. Your agents take hours to join & reply, but if I don't keep refreshing the page it logs me out & loses the chat, so I have to start again & repeat everything to some1 new, who also takes hours to reply.. repeat.. repeat.. repeat... 🤬

@DanJarvisMBE is a total idiot! He'd rather arrest pensioners holding a placard than actually do something to stop mass murder of kids in Gaza. Showing his true colours 🤬

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk "Ashfield's hardest working councillor"? I live a stones throw fro where that photo was taken and I've never heard of the woman. Where does she work, Dubai?

The Political Tsunami Continues Ashfields hardest working councillor has joined @reformparty_uk We will campaign hard to rid Ashfield Council of criminal councillors and bring integrity back to local politics.

Anyone knowhow to get tickets for the Brighton v Liverpool game on Wednesday please? We're on holiday in Brighton next week and I hoped to bring my football mad daughter to the game, but seems like they're not on gener sale? @wearebrighton @OfficialBHAFC

@LeeAndersonMP_ *thunk

@LeeAndersonMP_ Well, well, well... who woulda think it.... #LeeLies! x.com/BBCPolitics/st…

Forget our borders - this is more important 👇 It's good to see our Home Secretary and London's Mayor are spending our money wisely. You have to realise that getting Taylor Swift to Wembley on time is vital so their mates on the front bench (with free tickets) can watch her perform. This is proper policing. Looking forward to the 'whataboutery' on this one. It will be epic.

Another of @LeeAndersonMP_ 's constituents has come forward after being attacked by one of #TwoTierKeir released early criminals. The state A this.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Thanks for raising this! On the subject of free tickets, can you confirm you've never accepted any free tickets for anything. I know you won't have, of course, you're fully trustworthy and would never have double standards, I just want you to confirm it to shut the lefties up!