Average Idiot

Let’s see what happens….. Send 1+ SOL to this address. FLLiCeRVBaPX6WBMDbYforPrVpser8VFgB1GKRSEMNRE I am not launching a token, I am going to pay off my mortgage by buying shit coins with whatever gets sent to me. Anything sent is a donation. #SOL #SolanaAirdrop #Presale

@ATT @UPS @Apple Was on chat for an hour yesterday, an hour today and got passed around for an hour on the phone by @ATT

@ATT @UPS no one is helping! Thanks for starting this all @Apple . #liquidglasssucks

What happens when you rub 3 F500 companies together? You get screwed. @Apple releases update that leaves your phone unusable so you have to order a new one. You order from @ATT and @UPS reports it as damaged and says you need to contact @ATT you call and they say call @UPS

@coinbase FYI, just revived a scam call from “Coinbase support” saying someone initiated a password reset. Flagging in case some of your users fall for it

@AmericanAir Just sent a dm

@1averageidiot We're so sorry to hear about your wife's grandma. Meet us in DM with her confirmation code, and we'll take a look.

Hey @AmericanAir , My wife is last minute flying to tucson to see her dying grandma before she passes away. Her plane is stuck on the tarmac in Dallas and she has a tight connection. Can she get some help to make the flight?

@MoonOverlord $Faceboob on pumpfun FEf4EgJYVPuXnvMhY6fL4A2QP2Rji4XpnGaRf4ZJpump

UNNECESSARY HORNINESS, ZUCKERBERG 15 YARD PENALTY

@netflix Fix your fucking streaming

Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson. #PaulTyson

@Justaverage1492 @netflix No one can actually watch the damn fight

@netflix @netflix nobody is watching because your shit service can't even stream correctly. This is the first clear video of the event I've seen all night.

JAKE PAUL HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. #PaulTyson

@realDonaldTrump Come on. Read the room. Of all the people to pick you choose a child predator

@BenScottStevens “We’re the best 3 loss team in the nation” -Dumbshit Gopher Fans

Minnesota has now: • won 4 straight games • covered in 5 straight games • reached a bowl game in the last 6 FULL years • started 6-3 or better in 4 of the last 5 FULL years The Gophers are ROLLING.

@fatcoin88 Who are the two PE firms looking at buying Zoominfo? That’s what I want to know

$ZI will Betaville finally get a buyout right?Ha

@PrimeVideo why the hell did you cancel outer range? You can’t end the series like that.

@MostGMan @fxnction Biggest Douche on the Planet GFxfhya58jEGLWq2FvJaCh8Y5i1WY5HwRfJatzNBpump

THE MOST GOOGLED MAN ON THE PLANET $MGM mostgman.xyz

If you are renting a beach house stay away from this company. #tropicalstormalberto #alberto

@AvantStay Your own policy specifically states that if major disruptive events cause road closures or flooding then a refund will be provided and you all refuse to do anything and airbnb refuses as well. Highly recommend staying away from this company and any rentals they have.

@AvantStay Absolute joke of a company. Rented a place for the weekend in Port A. Tropical storm alberto hit, there was flooding, power outages and road closures in Port A, so we ended up canceling and they refuse to refund.

@ramit Not stepping my toe into the woke debate. However I feel the unemployment rate is artificially low, the amount of people working multiple jobs is heavily influencing it

Crime at near 50-year lows. Unemployment near record lows. Stock market at record highs. Wage growth strong for low earners. Seems like “go woke” actually means “build a successful country that includes everyone”

@DukeBru @markhlyon @R0ssGA @GuyDealership @ChampionFord Everything listed + 0% over 72 months, extended warranty and free delivery to Austin, TX

@markhlyon @R0ssGA @GuyDealership Mark, check out @ChampionFord

Ford Lightning sales are struggling. This dealer is offering: — $10K under invoice — 0% APR — Free tri-fold bed cover Crickets. From a consumer perspective, what incentive would compel you to buy a Lightning?

@Trace_Cohen @BillAckman The only difference with a PE firm would be the blood in the water

Watching VCs add value to startups after they invest.