FFS Mate, Really?

Been swinging for years, re-evaluated my life choices when a wife broke off half way through, threw up and her husband explained that they'd arranged to meet me as atonement for him having cheated on her a month previously.

@Seeker66173291 @ClareTa97789912 @TStandfield1789 @stonesister7 @BBCNews @GMB @itvnews @SkyNews @Ofcom @lisanandy @ChrisMasonBBC publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201516/cm… Literally the second item of the rules on declaration of interests. Hope this helps.

@ClareTa97789912 @TStandfield1789 @stonesister7 @BBCNews @GMB @itvnews @SkyNews @Ofcom @lisanandy @ChrisMasonBBC Very much Key is Farage wasn't even an MP 😮

Starmer declares a two grand gift for half a dozen pairs of glasses: National outrage, Starmer's a liar, he's on the take, demands for a GE. Farage is secretly bunged with £5,000,000 by a crypto billionaire: Barely gets a mention. @BBCNews @GMB @itvnews @SkyNews @Ofcom @lisanandy

@jdpoc @Jim_Cornelius Let us neither forget that Connolly entered a guilty plea.

Fact Check: A complete pack of lies. Connolly was imprisoned for inciting arson at a hotel full of innocent people, by an independent judiciary, under laws enacted by the Conservatives. This is what Pearson is now. This is her career. Posting lies, inciting hatred, for money.

@Parody_PM I made this ages ago. Salty.

Summarise how you feel about Reform UK, in the form of an image or gif.

@warningsigns_ @Magdalenamay911 @statusvintage @EricLDaugh Very happy to be corrected. Do these meet with your approval?

@4fucksakemate @Magdalenamay911 @statusvintage @EricLDaugh

🚨 BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump just came out SWINGING against the Fake News lying about her being linked to Jeffrey Epstein WOW, she's fighting hard. Go off, Melania! "Epstein did NOT introduce me to Donald Trump!" "I have never been friends with Epstein." "I NEVER had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell." Classiest First Lady ever. The lies must stop, SHE COULD SUE!

@annoying_cowbag @DeborahMeaden Really? Here's our production graph over 3yrs, sited UK, West Midlands. Nearly 22Mw total from 20 panel array, with 20kwh storage as well we've dramatically reduced our grid reliance.

@DeborahMeaden You need at least 300 days of sun a year, to benefit even a tiny bit from solar energy . Miliband is certifiably insane. Like a few people around here…

No idea why these guys don’t like clean air, energy security and a future for the next generations…and…

@warningsigns_ @Magdalenamay911 @statusvintage @EricLDaugh Melania did. Hope this helps 👍

@Magdalenamay911 @statusvintage @EricLDaugh So you have a personal relationship with everyone in your contacts?

@GrannyGunLife @crockpics Oh wow, really? Well, I take it all back then. I hadn't really noticed, what with living here all my life. Share your own lived experience of being in the UK with us? (things you've read on the internet don't count, sorry)

@4fucksakemate @crockpics And he was right……. The UK is a big refugee shithole now.

Happy 81st Birthday to Eric Clapton, born this day in Ripley, United Kingdom. What are your thoughts and memories of "Slowhand"?

@Tiger911494404 #DieFürhage

@VenerableScribe @Tiger911494404 #Führage

@Tiger911494404 Latest Reform defection.

@messedupfoods 🎶We didn't start the fire🎶

@StopFundingHate @waitrose Related/not related - last year a @Waitrose driver was in our house delivering our shopping and talking about how excited he was to be seeing "Stacy" Hopkins (!) later that evening "because she speaks the truth" They're thick as mince I tell ye, and they have the vote.

@waitrose customers will be disappointed to learn that their ads have appeared on GB News' website. By advertising there, they're helping to fund egregious media hate and misinformation. Take action: tweet @waitrose, urging them to #StopFundingHate by pulling ads from GB News.

@CSKC88 @RayGray_Snacks Lolz at you x

@4fucksakemate @RayGray_Snacks Cry harder.

A pint of mild and a bag of pork scratchings. White people things.

@richardpbacon @Geoff_McGivern I'm plumping for "unable to comment due to an ongoing investigation"

Senior Royals are the only people in public life - who we totally agree to let set in their entirety - the parameters of interviews. They won’t ask him about his uncle - whose own mental health he must think about - because all of our broadcasters let THEM set all the rules. Why?

@barneyfarmer That's an ominous example of the power of TV.

I can see Robert Powell.

@ConsequentialBr @AllanSkerratt @LucyTCWife Oh look - this is actually two pages in one. Would never have expected that.

@LucyTCWife You’ve got it backwards, Lucy - if you actually listened. You and your mates ONLY seem outraged when the rapists are foreigners/immigrants. The rest of us want EVERY paedophile found, charged and locked up - regardless of colour or nationality.

Anyone in this country that exposes and calls out Paedophilia and rape gangs are branded as racist and far right. Imagine being someone that’s complicit in the rape and torture of young girls. The truth has a nasty habit of being exposed. No amount of compensation or apologies will be enough for these poor girls and their families.

@ConsequentialBr @AllanSkerratt @LucyTCWife I wonder what Lucy's thoughts are on these known associates of Tommeh, paedophiles and predators to a man. Save are kids indeed. There are 103 names over 5 screengrabs, which means I'm going to need another tweet to finish posting the list.

@cllr_thomas "Eu hanfon yn ôl"

Unsurprisingly, this is what happened to our campaign office in Caerphilly. We’ve cleaned up and installed cameras, we won’t be intimidated. What’s remarkable is that Welsh media ran the story, but ignored the hateful rhetoric aimed at us. “Now you can f*** off home.” And we’re the ones they call racist and divisive? Just shows you exactly what the Welsh media is really all about. The Welsh media anti Reform attacks continue. @ZiaYusufUK @TiceRichard @LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage