Chris Russell

Said it before and I will say it again differences of opinion should be sources of discussion not conflict. Could you imagine how boring this world would be if we all had leftard and liberalist views? Also who would the left shout and moan at?

@AvonandsomerRob @Gillette Will never buy another one of their products.

Have you ever BOYCOTTED a company or product because of their politics?

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Not mine but absolutely brilliant so had to share.

@DonnaLouise1212 @AngelaRayner Absolutely made my day Donna, thank you!

@AngelaRayner Pay your taxes you filthy lying pisshead!

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times. They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!

@Suz_Schexy @ATRightMovies That’s exactly what I say!

@ATRightMovies What sequel trilogy? None of these films exist

What's the best film in the Star Wars sequel trilogy?

@HannahIamthest1 @tessyursine Don’t think that bloke will ever have to buy another drink in his lifetime!

Patient attends A&E with a chest infection… standard stuff. Decides to pop outside for a vape and a bit of fresh air because, let’s be honest, the waiting room atmosphere could finish anyone off quicker than the illness. Next minute… casually clocks a bloke acting a bit off outside the maternity ward. Not aggressive, not shouting… just that “something’s not right here” vibe every frontline worker knows all too well. So what does he do? Doesn’t walk away. Doesn’t ignore it. Goes over for a chat. Two hours later… 🧠 Talked down a “lone wolf” terrorist 🎒 Convinced him to open the bag (yeah… that bag) 💣 Found himself staring at a pressure cooker bomb 📏 Asked about blast radius like he’s doing a dynamic risk assessment 🚪 Moved the whole situation away from the hospital entrance 🤝 Built enough trust to keep the bloke calm 🤗 Given him a hug when asked 📞 Got him to agree to call police before he “changed his mind” All while his own phone’s dead and there’s not a single staff member in sight to wave over. Genuinely the most British de-escalation imaginable: “Alright mate… talk to me… what’s going on?” No PPE. No backup. No radio. Just vibes, empathy, and absolute nerves of steel. Meanwhile inside: Crews stacked 8 deep Handover delays hitting biblical levels Someone asking “can you clear please” every 30 seconds And this guy is outside single-handedly preventing a mass casualty incident like it’s just another shift problem. Police turn up, job gets wrapped up, and he just wanders back in like: “Yeah I’m back… still got that chest infection by the way.” Probably still had to wait for discharge as well. Massive respect though. That’s not luck, that’s character. Calm under pressure, compassion when it mattered most. George Medal couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person. Proof that sometimes the difference between a normal day and a major incident… …is just one person deciding to step forward instead of walking away 🚑

@Invictachris @SW6Steve They don’t want the season ticket money, that is the issue. Not enough profit, BLUECO would love to get rid of every season ticket and have dynamic pricing. Giving up your season ticket just plays to what they do want.

@SW6Steve But they’ve already got the season ticket money so would it bother them.

UNTIL we see the kick off at any match time like this with a near empty stadium BLUECO wont care what we think of them, as they just call us customers of this once great club, this is no longer CHELSEA FC its CFC LDN

@CartlandDavid Fight the good fight Doc! All will be out soon!

Look forward to an explanation as to why I haven’t had any form of hearing before application of a total football suspension, why I am banned from activities unrelated to a DBS requirement including playing, refereeing veteran games and even transporting my neighbours kids to games and training!!!! All because of soon to be overturned DBS and MPTS decision making absent of evidence, crimes or demonstrable harm! Watch this space 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@robertwlk Very good!

Is a 'foible' is something coughed up by cats in New York?

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@MarcherReborn What Marcher said!

Why were we ordered not to go to hospital with COVID, but it’s perfectly OK to swamp the NHS when we’ve got flu’? Both respiratory tract infections? What am I missing here?

@Joey7Barton What Joey said.

The game has absolutely gone. Freeze-framing challenges and replaying them from 8 different angles at half-speed turns every 50/50 into a crime scene. Football is a contact sport. Not an audition for traffic wardens with whistles. The physicality that made this game great is being refereed out of existence by officials who know the rulebook better than they know the rhythm of a match. Anthony Taylor didn’t manage this game, he strangled it. The tone was lost the moment he brandished a booking inside five minutes. From that point on, everything became theatre, not football. If this is ‘modern officiating’ the soul of football has already left the stadium. #GetRidOfVAR @premierleague

@VoteLewko Hahaha still know this off by heart!

40 years ago (1985) Kevin Bloody Wilson released the most offensive Christmas song of all time. Never played on the radio (or in shopping centres) for obvious reasons, bootleg cassettes were passed from teenager to teenager. Wilson, 78 is still touring....

@Glinner Very disappointed with Ardal Graham, love you, love your work! Keep fighting the good fight!

Ardal O'Hanlon becomes the latest ex-colleague to smear me in the press. I just called him and he apparently disagrees with me that women deserve single-sex spaces, fair sports etc. sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

@honeymoon250 And they know you have to sleep at some point point!

Be honest True or false?