Henry Fire Emblem

Boy! I sure do love weddings haha! I'm glad my fellow patron of dark arts gets a win! #VoloWins2025

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne Nodding. "I was gonna say, she looks fantastic. You can really tell it works." "Anyways." Grabs Vaike's arm. His eyes roll back into his head as he speaks the incantation. "Okay you got sandpaper skin now."

@TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne I'll miss her. . . Its not everyday you can meet someone with a good workout routine AND a brain. . . We were two peas in a pod.

[Gathering @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether and @Duke0fRosanne.] Everyone, I may be getting fired today. Please stand by in case I need references.

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne "Right! I have a book for you to look through! Just pick whichever seems like the most fun! Like maybe making your skin feel like it's always melting! Haha! I also charge a hexing fee."

@AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne Yeah yeah! Hex me!!! Pay attention to the plan Henry!

@TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne "Don't worry, my tactical chum! If I'm next to go, I have a plan to take everything with me! Haha!"

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne Henry, as Plegian, you may be next. Good luck, brother.

Oh boy. you can't even bind cursed tomes in human flesh anymore, because of woke...Chrom really let the company go.

@GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne Be quiet! You guys are going to desecrate the sanctity of this Ye Old Jack in the Box. It has taken us many days to reach here. So many men have died. How many children will await the return of their fathers forever...just so we could have some 3 dollar tacos? Anyways! Yum yum!!

@ShepherdsHerald @TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne It’s fine. [He grabs Tactician by spinal chord, flinging her limp body over his shoulder unceremoniously. Unfortunately for Tactician, her head will be dragging over the ground with every step Ike takes. THUD, THUD, THUD.]

@Duke0fRosanne Let us go to Ye Old Jack in the Box.

@FlavorStallion @TippedTheScaIes PEEL GUY! haha. *he turns to the camera pointing to his comrades with his thumb.* Get a load of these guys, huh? PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY! PEEL GUY!

@TippedTheScaIes THAT'S THE STUFF, BUBBLES! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY! PEEL! GUY!

SHEPHERDS! IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A CERTAIN BLUE FELLA DOES NOT APPRECIATE CERTAIN PEELS THAT CAN ADD FLAVOR AND SOPHISTICATION TO ANYONE'S CANDY PORTFOLIO! IN THE DAY OF DEVOTION SPIRIT, I'M DEVOTING MY DAY TO REPLACE HIM AS THE PEEL GUY! I'M THE PEEL GUY! PASS IT ON!

@snarknbark @TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy There's no overtime here. We're run by a greedy prince! Haha! Anyways. It's 2AM. I curse you guys with silence or something. I need my beauty rest.

@TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy This conversation counts as overtime!

A moment, please.

@TippedTheScaIes Well if somone called your name three times, would you not go see what they want?

@AwfullyScary AH! My apologies. I did not realize the rumors were actually true.

I am here to put the rumors of one of our Shepherds to rest. Saying Bloody Henry three times will not summon him thanks to dark arts and I will prove it now. Bloody Henry. Bloody Henry. Bloody Henry.

@TippedTheScaIes @FlavorStallion @ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy I have a coupon.

@FlavorStallion @ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy We do not have the money for Jack in the Box.

@ShepherdsHerald @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy Everyone. It is my turn to make breakfast today. Dig in.

@TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne Kay.

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @ShepherdsHerald @AwfullyScary @Duke0fRosanne Okay.

@ShepherdsHerald Commander. As you know, we have known each other for five years. The campgrounds have shared many stories between you and I. They are tired of waiting for one of us to act and I agree. Therefore, I have asked you to join me in the convoy for a personal request.

@Duke0fRosanne @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald Give me a raise, Chrom! I am helping you kill my people after all!

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald Speaking of raises, and people who DESERVES it, I would LOVE to discuss that with you, too, Chrom.

If you guys need me I'll be in the corner taking poison damage. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh. oough. augh. ghaah. kheh. oof. ghek. augh.

@ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHat @GlintingAether Do you believe in your tactician and your leadership that little, your highness? Hmmmmmmm?

@AwfullyScary @Duke0fRosanne @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHat @GlintingAether I don't know... what if we need those body bags for something important? What if Donnel doesn't last that long? Wait, why am I even entertaining this?

@ShepherdsHerald Lord Chrom. It is October 1st. Your scheduled meeting is about to commence. Everyone has gathered in the mess hall.

@ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHat @GlintingAether What about all the body bags for our fallen comrades? You can borrow the one we will use for Donnel. Hopefully he'll last 'till after Halloween am I right? Haha!

@Duke0fRosanne @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @bucketheadboy @ShepherdsHat @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether W-What?! I don't even own a sack!

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHat I'll be a bag of sweet potatoes because people like those more! Haha!

@ShepherdsHerald @AwfullyScary @FlavorStallion @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHat *writing down the entire conversation* Yes. *scribble* Will we be dressed as anyone and anything besides ourselves? I was a potato last year and am thinking about being a sack of potatoes this year, but I may change it to a sack of flour. Shout your costumes now.

@FlavorStallion @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @ShepherdsHat Of course! What good is taking all that candy if we aren't going to have some fun with it? Then we're no better than those children who hog it all!

@AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @ShepherdsHerald @ShepherdsHat To celebrate our successful candy heist?

@TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @FlavorStallion @ShepherdsHerald @ShepherdsHat What about a party, Chrom?

@AwfullyScary @AbsoluteRadMe_ @Duke0fRosanne @GlintingAether @FlavorStallion @ShepherdsHerald @ShepherdsHat Excellent. Another brilliant idea from Prince Chrom of Ylisse. Will that be all, Chrom?