Mike Alani

@greentheonly @MattJsyChemist @AntiEVidiots @Smokehbear @BeardedTesla @DirtyTesLa @niccruzpatane @TeslaOracle_com What is trip weight?

@MattJsyChemist @AntiEVidiots @Smokehbear @BeardedTesla @DirtyTesLa @niccruzpatane @TeslaOracle_com you only see half the picture. This is the AP-A and there's AP-B there was some rebalancing, so on v13 it'd be A 2G, B 6.5G and on V14 it's A 4.5G B 5G. Still some increase, but not drastic.

A huge increase in Trip Weights file size in the recent 2026.8.6 I downloaded today - over doubled in size - similar to that which the people on the 2026.2.9.x branch are having! @greentheonly @AntiEVidiots @Smokehbear @BeardedTesla @DirtyTesLa @niccruzpatane @TeslaOracle_com @graeme_cobb @ElectricRaph @FinTesla @FSD_Europilot @IowaTesla @itskyleconner @KalenaKBrown @Teslalightshows @tslaming @reggieoverton @yunta_tsai @TeslaPHD @TESLA_winston @enhauto @teslayoda @YTJustGetATesla @TeslaJigsaw

@HungLee @tphuang @JoshC0301 Are you from Earf 😅

@tphuang @JoshC0301 Trump will realise this and then respond by hijacking vessels who’ve paid Iran the fee. Eventually, Iran will split the fee 50/50 with Trump directly, that’s how this story ends

Trump can't TACO his way out of this one. US leaving Strait of Hormuz to Iran would give Iran effective control over global oil/gas trade. All the EU countries will drop sanctions on Iran, trade hydrocarbon in RMB & use CIPS if they want to have energy. All while these countries accelerate push toward renewables & EVs. Resulting situation will be one where Iran gets rich off the transit fees, dominate Persian Gulf region, make great money off oil/gas resources, do all the transaction on BRICS affiliated currency/transaction system, received huge investment from China/India to rebuild its entire economy & infrastructure, recycle earnings into investment in non-US financial mkt & all GCC countries remove investment from US tech sector. It would be a giant disaster for the entire US economy & complete calamity on Western power. As you can see, the Europeans are already denying airspace to US military aircraft. They in fact do need access to energy to survive. No amount of think tank articles can get you out of this one. No amount of Claude agents can create energy for you out of nothing.

@elonmusk @Tesla_AI @Tesla Actually, it’s very cautious—just the other day, a pedestrian was crossing on another road at an intersection, and my car stopped in the middle of a four-way intersection waiting for him to cross, even though it wasn’t my road at all.

Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving

@elonmusk Man your heart will stop because of jealousy

Is there a more hypocritical company than Anthropic?

@SawyerMerritt Who believes Elon??? He said that on HW3 too

Elon confirming AI4 (HW4) cars will achieve FSD (Unsupervised) without needing additional hardware. For some reason this had become a question for some people in recent weeks.

@Matt_Pinner We need Robot servers and cut this nonsense American tipping joke

yes or No?

@AnushElangovan @PyTorch @vllm_project @realGeorgeHotz

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@sspencer_smb @scotsrule08 Supercharger degradation 😁 @Wisam_AlRawi let them know this wrong myth

@scotsrule08 20K mi/yr is crazy. how much of your charging was supercharging? what range did you maintain for the battery charge?

I just ran the battery health test on my 2024 Model Y Performance 🚙 Result: 85% battery health. 🪫 Absolutely brutal degradation for just 31,000 miles and 18 months of ownership. Would you consider this acceptable?

@BrianHannemann @KimDotcom You or your son fighting?

No way. Keep fighting. Die leaving your legacy. It is already too late to surrender. What then? You go to a prison camp and get tortured? You get released eventually, then go back home to what? A ruined city, all your friends and family have fled. Your way of life is gone. Plus, you will live with agonizing survivors guilt, PTSD, and decades of rebuilding a war torn country. Fuck that. Go out a hero. Die like a good soldier.

Zelenskyy is finished. I told you over a year ago that Ukraine has lost the war. To any Ukrainian soldier at the front: Just surrender. There ‘s no need to die for the clown and his Western puppeteers. Save yourself.

@siscostwo My dad did some of it and I'm glad he did as we were crazy as f and now we are very good and successful, we don't do bad things, we don't drink, we don't smoke and very successful in our life.

If you end up doing this, that only means you failed as a parent dramatically and should be ashamed of yourself Nicole Staples, a 44-year-old former Mobile teacher was arrested and fired after a disturbing video showed her hitting a child with a belt.

@AnushElangovan @LisaSu @sama @gdb One of many

@AlaniMike @LisaSu @sama @gdb Yes please. Share GitHub reports if you can with the latest The Rock nightlies

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@GordonJohnson19 When some guy with a suit speaks no sense, just check China

Our take on Tesla has been, and still is: * $TSLA is selling vaporware (i.e., FSD) in saying their cars can drive themselves, and lag everyone else in the FSD field; * EVs will NOT overtake ICE engines, and are simply a niche that will decline in demand as the hype fades; * $TSLA’s fundamentals were temporarily boosted by E. Musk skating safety rules during the COVID shutdown and will collapse from ~2022-on as demand for his cars plummet; * $TSLA does not lead in batteries, and never will; * The Cybertruck will be a flop and cost much more than advertised; * The Dojo super-CPU is vaporware as $TSLA does not collect all miles driven; * $TSLA’s margins will implode as the competition “eats their lunch” with each new year, beginning in 2022; and * $TSLA is a busted growth story. Can you tell me which one of those predictions has been wrong? I get it... "stock price high". But, which one of those predictions @GLJ_Research made years ago has actually proven wrong?

Tesla Model Y illegally blows past a stopped school bus while in "self-driving mode". This is the danger that The Dawn Project's tests have been warning about. Fortunately no kids were hurt. How many more kids need to be run over before Tesla fixes this egregious safety defect?

@aelluswamy Did this resolve school zone speed as it drives 30-35 on 25. I'm trying not to get a ticket 😅

FSD 14.1, the first in the v14 series, has officially started rolling out to customers! Many follow up releases, with significant improvements, are in the works. These should ship through the rest of this year. Enjoy, and looking forward to your feedback!

@elonmusk @mrfundman It’s always the wrong approach to try to release something and add features at the last minute — that’s usually what causes bugs and leads to another delay.

@mrfundman Last minute bug cropped up with V14. Released is pushed to Monday, but that gives us time to add a few more features.

What do I tell her? 😄 @elonmusk

@way2startled @greentheonly +1

@greentheonly HW4 Model 3. I don't have proof, but the only time it seems to stay at 85 is when traffic around me is going that speed or above. As soon as there are no other vehicles around at that speed it drops down to 80ish

Here's my unscientific FSD poll for this weekend: Can you reliably keep FSD at 85mph for 10+ miles, if yes - where are you and what HW do you have? do post video proof. (All the "I don't need to drive 90-80-70-60-above-speed limit-... people, are sure welcome to post too 🙃) x.com/greentheonly/s…

@Wisam_AlRawi @bryan_johnson Head and shoulders

@bryan_johnson Shampoos and haircare.

What unhinged health topics do you want me to research?

@DirtyTesLa Nope

People are still saying FSD eye tracking nag is too strict. I thought it's been ok lately. How's it been for you?

@elonmusk Curious what you are going to name it also what animal logo will be

Independence Day is the perfect time to ask if you want independence from the two-party (some would say uniparty) system! Should we create the America Party?