Alex Avery

@dark_NES I would not forget you in a week. Also you're confusing shit content with content that is the shit.

It really would be better for everyone. Work decided I’m not promotable and no one depends on me existing. All my friends live in the computer and I could be easily forgotten within a week, plus suicide would save everyone the trouble of pretending to like my shit content.

@grantkirkhope @RinoTheBouncer It's alright but it's no GoldenEye

@RinoTheBouncer Zelda: Link to the Past .... no contest

What will it be?🚀

@wesleytypes Why did you post a picture of Gen 3+ games if you're talking about the golden age of Pokémon...?

I miss the golden age of Pokemon.

@literally_chad @norabird Not oppressed enough

@norabird Morning people are oppressed

I'm so millennial that I couldn't comprehend the problem with this

I signed a brief to the Supreme Court in support of Trump's EO on birthright citizenship. Giving children of illegal aliens automatic American citizenship incentivizes unlawful immigration. To protect our national sovereignty, this practice must end.

I was sadly wrong.

Carry everywhere. It is your right. #ShallNotBeInfringed

A self-own in three acts:

We’re now finding out which Republicans were simply cosplaying as Second Amendment defenders.

JD Vance isn’t this stupid, so what he’s doing here is deliberate and evil. You don’t just need “some kind of warrant” to enter a home. You need a warrant from the judiciary. He knows this. He knows they’re breaking the law when they enter a home with an administrative warrant. He uses the phrase “administrative law judges” to mislead. An administrative warrant comes from DHS. They are writing their own “warrants,” which makes them no more valid under the Fourth Amendment than if a random person wrote on a piece of paper, “I can enter your house.”

@GamewithDave Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze

what’s the first movie you think of when you see this?

Trump is the most socialist and economically illiterate president of our lifetime, which is no small feat. This proposal would do the greatest harm to millions of Americans who have been hardest hit in recent years. When companies can’t charge for risk, they won’t lend!

You Have the Right To Record ICE.

🚨 JUST IN: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna just told a federal court the DOJ cannot be trusted to release the full Epstein files. They’re urging a judge to appoint an independent monitor to force disclosure, citing missing documents, improper redactions, and DOJ representations that don’t add up. Translation: If the DOJ controls the process, the truth stays buried. Sunlight now. No more gatekeepers.

Psychologically and rhetorically, ICE has become the right’s Covid, causing otherwise rational people to lose all sense of proportion and reality.

They said they'd only redact part of the Epstein files in order to protect the identities of the victims. 90% of the documents are fully redacted. This means either: 1. DOJ considers the Epstein clients to be the victims. 2. The poor girls they abused have the longest names in human history.

Consider these three attachments: 1) Epstein Files Transparency Act 2) Statement from Fox Digital 3) existing criminal statute

Compare Language of Epstein Files Transparency Act directing DOJ to provide internal communications regarding their decisions Versus DOJ letter to Congress asserting privilege to omit materials related to decisions, because they weren’t specified by law THEY ARE FLAUNTING LAW

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes-i…