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I'm calling my shot here, I think I go 11/11 on this Turning Point speech. I'm slowly becoming a machine that turns water and calories into predicting Trump's words. kalshi.com/markets/kxtrum…

@orangeenjoyer97 @SleeperRays Marlins one has to be hella high that stadium was crazy

Don’t let anyone tell you anything differently: Tropicana Field is the best stadium in all of sports 😎 #RaysUp

@PredMTrader @Kalshi @PredMTrader vs. @locksy CSGO with a market on Kalshi... Imagine the content

@Kalshi That's it I'm redownloading CS GO

@KeruboSk This is why its very important to aggresively simplify all aspects of your life possible

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

@sgwashere2 @SleeperAth Baseball is a bitch, you do well for 8 innings and you can throw it away with one bad streak

@SleeperAth Ruined my night. Fuck this guy

Mark Leiter Jr has ruined 7 innings worth of work in just 19 pitches. Pain.

@vocalcry I think unfortunetly both parties in the case are serious lol

No you don’t get it when Trump says “a whole civilization will die tonight” he is being hyperbolic and posturing unlike when Iran says “death to America” which is actually a very serious threat and should definitely serve as the basis for an invasion

One of the craziest first sentences I’ve seen on a truth post Hopefully this translates to “negotiations have been going well, and I will be extending the deadline another 7 days”

@holy_moses7 @Polymarket @polymarket I'm having this same issue please fix asap

.@Polymarket Why can't I deposit more than $115,000 on Apple Pay?

@PredMTrader @WhiteHouse surely this upstanding citizen has no ulterior motives and simply loves our commander and chief!

@WhiteHouse I WONT MISS IT TRUMP

TODAY. DON’T MISS THIS. 🇺🇸 A major moment for America. 1:00 PM EST — Live on White House social media channels.

@tii_bag I'm getting to the point where I'm so perma-online that I'm recognizing all the copy and pastes from reddit that these twitter monitization farming accounts steal

I shared my wifi password with my neighbour since she said she was struggling on bills and couldn't keep up with paying for her subscription but under one condition, "DON'T SHARE IT WITH ANYONE ELSE" So today my internet was lagging super bad so I decided to check the devices: apart from my two devices,there were other 10 devices connected. Tv's, a whole gaming system and 7 phones. So I asked her if she shared my password and she replied, " I did share with 3 other neighbours and I also have many devices but you have unlimited so I don't think thats a problem" I said no problem for sure,went back to my house and changed my password. That audacity for something you don't pay for suprises me

Bro how many ANTETOKOUNMPOS are on this team????

@PredMTrader can you explain the significance of the change? just means a bigger event?

Great decision moving this from oval to briefing room Should be a massive event tomorrow

@benwfreeman1 "This skit would never occur in real life"

“You can bet on anything. You’ve seen these sites like Kalshi.” SNL made a pretty hilarious fictional skit about mention markets on Kalshi (Reminder: This skit would never occur in real life because insider trading / manipulation is strictly forbidden on Kalshi)

@TokyoDeepValue please tell us why these companies trade so cheapily and why that will change in the future or why that is unjust. It's pointless just pointing to things and saying "this is super cheap"

Just found a 363-year-old manufacturer with net cash, 50% market share, and a balance sheet worth 2x the stock price. The kind of boring, unloved micro-cap that keeps quietly existing while everyone ignores it. ¥1.9B cap. ¥4.4B book. Do the math.

@25YearsAgoLive @HurricaneStiz doesn't twitter pay you for impressions?

@HurricaneStiz Fewer than one in 150 posts features sponsored content, and it’s the only way I can make money from 25ish hours of working on this per week. I hope that it is not too inconvenient.

Oh what the fuck. 2001 equivalent would be when your favorite website started with the pop-up ad bullshit.

@subhashkumar @KobeissiLetter @elonmusk ban all chatGPT copy and pasters, makes this website unbearable

@KobeissiLetter From red to green in a day… that’s the market reminding everyone who’s in control 📈🔥 S&P 500 flipping like that isn’t just a bounce—it’s sentiment shifting in real time Volatility tells the story… but resilience writes the narrative.

BREAKING: The S&P 500 erases all losses and turns green on the day.

I find it so fucking funny how every week trump does something new that the MAGAtards used to hate like fraternizing with pedos and wars in the middle east and every week the MAGAtards do new mental gymnastics to justify it

@rigatohni the thing that actually is not happening is 'fake news'

@locksy @Kalshi imagine bro lol

@Kalshi I got April Fools Yes

JUST IN: Trump will address the nation in two hours

@cobybets1 you're just market making bro doesn't count

Good quarter onto the next