Andy-F

@YesWeCrann Bugger!😤

That didn’t last long. 1-1.

@archivetvmus71 Specimin glasses for the drinks! I rinsed them out!😆😆😆😆

Steptoe & Son - Loathe Story (20th March 1972). Harold invites his new girlfriend, Bunty (Joanna Lumley), and her mother, Mrs Kennington-Stroud (Georgina Cookson), round for tea. Will Albert behave himself for once? Hmm, I wonder ...

@anon_opin Dirty Bastard

A pint of Guinness is much improved by a very heaping dessert spoon, or two, of Golden Syrup.

@Knowledgepoint @AcuteEngels Wasn’t this used as a location for Lock Stock and two smoking barrels??

@AcuteEngels In 1920, a Fremlin's depot was located on or near the site of what is now 15 Park Street, SE1, which was a granary warehouse at the time. This location was adjacent to a railway viaduct, its history as a granary suggests a role in storage and distribution.

Fremlin's was a brewery in Maidstone, Kent, England. It was established by Ralph Fremlin in 1861, who eschewed the pub trade and focused on bottled beer, on religious grounds. The beer was known for the distinctive elephant logo on the bottles.

@Heccles94 Fuck em! Send the cunts shit loads of emty envelopes!

Return your unwanted Reform UK flyers to this address and it costs them £2.50 a pop. Pop this address on an envelope with the flyer in, and pop it in a post box! The more we return, the less they will send!

@Trigger1410 Thought you were going to alter your diet????

Having a budget Chinese takeaway before work…

@OldSkoolGeorge Once sank a boat on the River Trent with one of these! My mate Kev said it wasn’t powerful enough to put a hole in a boat that was moored up! It was! Returned an hour later to find it listing in the water 3/4 lower than its was previously!

Found me 🕷 widow. Must be over 35 yrs old, the rubber tubes fucked tho.

@Pott_Shrigley_ Mrs Cartledge’s flower stall! Ran by her son Kim when she retired!

Flat Street flowers Photo Pete Hill

@chrisjthacker @YesWeCrann @EFL Why punish the club when the former owner is the one in the wrong? Surely a more severe punishment would be to hit him in the pocket by making sure he doesn’t receive a penny from the sale! @EFL need to re evaluate the rules!

@YesWeCrann Not if the @efl have anything to do with it.

The final whistle against West Brom on May 2nd will come as a huge relief.

@ferafestiva23 @AutoPap The power it has is Phenomenal! Yet its so easy to drive, no over or understeer, breaks that stop on a sixpence and all the bells and whistles inside! Such an underrated car! You can pick a decent one up for around £9K mileage may be on high side but thats nothing for the V8!

@Andyf127 @AutoPap Love that car. Drive one round the Jag test track in Coventry. Exceeded only by the XKR-RS but that had a stupid wing on the back.

Everyone should own a V8 at least once in their lifetime.

@WRCPAST Proper pocket Rocket! Had one back in the day!

**Car Auction Watch** 🇬🇧 1994 Ford Fiesta RS1800 19 licensed and 118 SORN Estimate £10,000 - £12,000 This car has 33,863 miles The Ford Fiesta RS1800 (1992–1994) was a Mark III "hot hatch" featuring a 1.8L 16-valve Zeta (later Zetec) engine producing 130BHP and 120lb ft of torque. It replaced the turbocharged RS Turbo as the flagship model, offering a naturally aspirated, more linear power delivery with 0–60 mph in 8.1 seconds and a top speed of 127mph. This car is up for auction at @ACAKingsLynn 🔗 angliacarauctions.co.uk/auctions/2752-… 📷 @ACAKingsLynn 👏🏻👏🏻 @Ford @forduk

@fesshole Please tell me its your landlady and you owe rent??

It's been a while since I've been intimate with anyone and I shamefully let a 73 year old woman seduce me. I'm 43. Immediately after the act, I regretted it and felt awful. She then proceeded to tell me that I came too quick which made me feel worse.

@Classicbritcom @seventiesuk Got to be Minder! Drama and comedy in every episode!

Minder, The Professionals, The Sweeney. Do you have a favourite?

@No2ofTheBLB Bus service is wank regardless of wether they’re electric, diesel or pulled by horses! Too expensive for the service they provide and routes are shite!

Just sort the bloody potholes stop it with the smoke screens 😤😤👌

@bolderston_mark A good pair of walking boots is better than a Tesla!

Your Thoughts Please and Thank You

@fesshole Your life must be full of joy!!!

I swopped the controllers for the two electric blankets in the guest bedroom just before my parents-in-law visited. She got cold, turned up her controller, which heated HIS side, then he got hot and turned his down. Vicious loop ensued. They slept poorly. Victory is mine.

@ThatBloke_Jesus Its all fucked up! If you get that pair of cunts Trump and Netanyahu knocking on the pearly gates, tell them to Fuck off!

Wtf is going on down there?

@NorthernMailman Deluded buffoon! He was a Cunt who made troops open fire on workers striking for better T&C’s! The establishment put him in charge for WW2 because they knew how much of a cunt he was and what he was capable of!

@WTIDPOD Someone tell him how to pronounce Hillsborough!

What do you make to what David Storch has said today?