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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF

@AprilFoolEggmen

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Katılım Haziran 2010

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·24m

@TurtleTime911 @EperscEvan @neontaster The analogy is not that they spied to take down the company but worked and funded them to make them more successful so they had a bigger bogeyman to fundraise against and then did nothing to actually stop cancer.

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Ocean Master@TurtleTime911·13h

@EperscEvan @neontaster Yes. Yes I would. The key word is secretly. How can you pay someone to do something “secretly” then tell everyone they’re doing it? But ACS spying on Big Tobacco to see if they know their product causes cancer wouldn’t be a surprise.

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Noam Blum@neontaster·14h

I don't know what to think of this case yet, but "the police do it all the time" is a shit argument for dimwits. The police also handcuff people and put them in cells. Doesn't mean the SPLC can do that too.

USA TODAY@USATODAY

The Southern Poverty Law Center was indicted for paying sources to infiltrate hate groups, a tactic federal agencies have used for decades. usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·26m

@EperscEvan @neontaster Not only just infiltrate cigarette manufactures, but intentionally try to increase carcinogens so you have more cancer to fight.

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Evan Pershing@EperscEvan·14h

@neontaster If you donate to the American Cancer Society, do you expect them to secretly pay Big Tobacco, to infiltrate cigarette manufacturers? According the USA Today, this is totally normal charity work

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·39m

@FondOfBeetles @psward1984 yes, you didn't memorize single digit multiplication and addition tables as a kid? cringe. What you want? people to walk you through counting on their fingers? lol

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Emma Hilton@FondOfBeetles·7h

@psward1984 But how are you processing 7 + 8? Like, 15 just appears as a rote answer?

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Emma Hilton@FondOfBeetles·7h

3 plus 4 is 7. They are the tens. Park that. 7 is 3 less than 10, take that from 8 leaves 5 over. That’s 15 extra. Where is my 70 again? 85.

World of Engineering@engineers_feed

What happens in your head when you add 37+48?

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·41m

@FondOfBeetles You're first line is literally "3 plus 4 is 7" ......

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Emma Hilton@FondOfBeetles·7h

Ok, gonna be bold here. All of you dropping “37 + 40…” or other apparently simple solutions are not analysing your inner workings. You’re looking at the 3 and the 4 and making 7, before you even amplify to 70. You just don’t see that’s what you’re doing. And that’s before we get to units. 8 + 7 is not magically 15. You’re doing work to understand that.

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·54m

@aeonsavi no one gives a fucking shit about a man peeing in peace. holy shit. go piss in the woods and leave women alone.

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Saví@aeonsavi·11h

Hi Joanne, it’s Saví 😊 We haven’t met yet, we should be friends If we were friends I could tell you legislation has eliminated or reduced our ability to get the same care you routinely use on your face We also can’t pee in peace like everyone else, that’s a problem girl

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·2h

@neontaster A muslim saying "don't conflate Israel with Judaism" is like a troon saying "let's not conflate woman with adult female humans"

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Noam Blum@neontaster·10h

Dude memorized the Shema but forgot that the second word after Shema is "Israel."

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·2h

@LesbianPersist @AjaTheEmpress Jack the Ripper ass sentence

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Lesbian Persistence@LesbianPersist·18h

Any lesbians out there lost your vulva? This workshop (which we won't identify) could help. Utter mind-boggling BS. May be thinking of David Lammy who reckoned you can grow a cervix. These clowns mightn't know the difference.

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·3h

"Mafia extorts the public for money, a tactic the IRS have used for decades."

USA TODAY@USATODAY

The Southern Poverty Law Center was indicted for paying sources to infiltrate hate groups, a tactic federal agencies have used for decades. usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·9h

Translation: native women and children deserve less justice.

National Post@nationalpost

Judge says 'colonization' a reason Indigenous man gets reduced sentence for choking a toddler nationalpost.com/news/canada/b-…

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·10h

Imagine if a cancer charity tried this.

Mary Harrington@moveincircles

Breaking: The US Government has charged the Southern Poverty Law Centre with fraud, alleging they fundraised to combat "far right extremism" only to FUND that extremism THEMSELVES, in order to have something to "combat"

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·10h

Once you realize "equity" discourse just means having different standards for different demographics bc of the false belief that outcomes must be equal you can't unsee how deeply unfair it is. mandated equal outcomes = mandated unequal treatment.

BBC News (UK)@BBCNews

Black children eight times more likely to be strip searched by police, report says bbc.in/4tV98HE

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·10h

End public-private partnerships NOW! Build everything in-house! Faster, cheaper, and not shit. Human lives are at stake. @NASA @NASAAdmin

Eric Berger@SciGuySpace

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman just testified before Congress that both the Lunar Gateway habitable modules delivered to NASA (HALO and I-HAB) were corroded. 🚨

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·11h

@JimmyPenge @tleilax___ They have to return home dumdum

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Jimmy Pengelly@JimmyPenge·14h

@tleilax___ Mines on their own side of the Strait? About as dumb as they look?

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Yet another commodity guy@tleilax___·14h

If I was a betting man, I'd say the IRGC is laying mines in the middle of the Hormuz transit channel today with dozens and dozens of speedboats.

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J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling·15h

@theglassfish13 So your argument is that female-presenting members of the sex class that commits 88% of sexual crimes are at such danger from their fellow men that women and girls (who make up between 98 and 99% of sexual assault victims), should lose their right to single-sex spaces.

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·14h

Any assertive action or independent thought by a woman is considered unnatural and thus you get accusations of "obsession" thrown at you for the most basic rhetorical engagement.

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·14h

This is the result of the sexist trope that women should be passive. If women push back against something they are "obsessed" aka insinuating they like it rather than hate it. People who use this logic think women's natural state is braindead and inept.

Robert Jensen@jensenrobertw

When I began speaking and writing, men asked me, “Why are radical feminists are so obsessed with pornography?” My response has been, “Why are men so obsessed with pornography, and why does the culture indulge men?” juliebindel.substack.com/p/radical-femi…

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·15h

@amydiehl @MoiraDonegan The idea that men would never want to be women because being a woman is undesirable is sexist. Self-hating women like you have so much to answer for.

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Amy Diehl, Ph.D.@amydiehl·1d

The requirement that women– not men–have their sex monitored, tested & proven legitimizes the distorted fantasy that men are trying to pass as women to win women’s sports competitions(why would they when female athletes are paid so much less?)@MoiraDonegan theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·15h

@jjverdi @MikeCanning7 This is literally how it's supposed to work. Districts are not meant to corral party voters in specific districts. If republicans are 30% of the voter base and evenly distributed throughout the state they get zero seats. That's literally the popular vote.

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Jim Verdi@jjverdi·16h

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Jim Verdi@jjverdi·1d

So in basically a 50-50 vote the Democrats just disenfranchised Virginia voters 91-9. Don’t ever lecture us about democracy again. It’s a tyrannical party that values power over people. They hate you. Even if you’re one of them. You’re a useful idiot and nothing more.

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🦑🎀Pink Platypus🌸🌺 MERF@AprilFoolEggmen·15h

@jjverdi @cjdelgross But this referendum was and you lost

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