Melissa Mueller

Giving away a bed frame on FB marketplace- hilarious and a perfect encapsulation of online interactions 😂🤣

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@yramtSFDC Same here!

@asksalesforce @asksalesforce I still haven't heard anything yet. Any updates?

@AstroLovesCodey Hi Melissa! Just wanted to update that we have escalated your case and the team is looking into it. ^RL

@asksalesforce I started a new position on 7/15. They told me to get access to the Partner Community through my Trailblazer.me account. I tried on 7/18 & when I put in the company name the system balked and automatically created case # 42112960. No news yet; can u help?

@melissahilldees 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Convo with my daughter today. 🤣 #trailblazercommunity

@asksalesforce Thank you!

@asksalesforce To be clear, I haven't been banned from anywhere. I'm trying to gain access to a @Salesforce community for the first time.

@Secret_Ohana Oh, gosh, I am so sorry that I wasn't able to participate the last two years, but the several years I did were invaluable! I will always remember how great it was and the lovely people I met! Maybe one day it can be revived, until then, anyone in the Ohana feel free to reach out!

We've enjoyed helping build relationships through Secret Ohana & Ohana Pears. After 8 years, due to lack of participation, we will regretfully end the program. We are grateful to have been part of your Ohana journey & hope the connections you've made continue to flourish & grow.

@JeanetteJett @mwaso @SalesforceDevs Yes m'amm

@mwaso @SalesforceDevs @AstroLovesCodey, are you still looking?

@EndWokeness Oh My Gosh! So glad I sold all my Disney stock back in 2016!!!

Senior Vice President at Disney: "There's no way we're hiring a white male" Stop funding companies that hate you. #BoycottDisney. Pass it on.

@catturd2 Most guys dicks aren't big enough to twist around anything other than a couple fingers on one hand. This is BS

This is sickening. These people are pure evil.

Damn, I love listening to @elonmusk and his conversations w/ friends late night! If you happen to see a @cybertruck slap a label on it that says "That's one dirty Tesla!" also, on another note, "you've been a bad GPT 😏" Love you @AdrianDittmann💯❤️😍🥰

@GwinnettPd Aww... I hope your leg heals! Enjoy your retirement, and thank you for your service, Jekel!

Title: Gwinnett Police accept retirement of K9 Jekel Date: May 14, 2024 The Gwinnett County Police Department is honoring the service of K9 Jekel as he heads into retirement. Jekel joined the department in September 2018 and was assigned to Cpl. Jason Woodard #1323. The two quickly became a bonded pair both on and off duty. In late 2023, Cpl. Woodard noticed that Jekel was struggling with one of his rear legs. Following a recent surgery, medical professionals suggested that K9 Jekel begin to seek retirement. Accommodations are in place for K9 Jekel to live out the remainder of his life with his best friend, Cpl. Woodard. During his five years of service, the duo made a substantial impact on the department’s efforts to make the community a safer place to work, play, and live. During his career, K9 Jekel was deployed 299 times, resulting in 51 apprehensions, 36 narcotics apprehensions, and the recovery of 45 items of evidence in cases. Some of Jekel’s note-worthy cases involve: · 2018: 5,000+ grams of methamphetamine recovered · 2021: 500 grams of cocaine recovered · 2022: 5 kilos of methamphetamine recovered · 2022: 228 grams of fentanyl and 787 grams of methamphetamine recovered In addition to the abovementioned cases, Jekel has assisted in placing numerous violent criminals behind bars and helped locate several missing persons. K9 Jekel was a significant contributor to upholding our Mission Statement, which states, “The Gwinnett County Police Department is committed to serving the community through the delivery of professional law enforcement services in an unbiased and compassionate manner in order to protect the lives and property of the citizens and improve the quality of life in our community.” We wish him a restful retirement.

Love seeing how our Trailblazers are using prompt builder! More, please! #BuiltWithEinstein

@SalesforceDani Congratulations Dani! Wishing you & your family well! Can't wait to see pictures!😍

Today is my last day of work before I take some time to recharge ahead of the birth of my second son. Thanks to all who have wished me well and supported me during this time. I’ll be on a social media hiatus until September when I return to work. 💙

@littleiglooo Always be you! Being true to yourself is better for your well-being than trying to pretend to be something that you are not.

@elonmusk I am proud of GA's 9th district for not only requiring ID but also removing (hopefully this should be signed into law and active before the November election) the QR code from the printed ballots! We're actively trying to prevent fraud!

This is crazy, as it makes fraud impossible to detect

@charlieisaacs @Nadina_codes @Kellblog @Benioff @ServiceCloud @salesforce @melissahilldees @mwaso @lissa__x @MellyCodes That should have started with 'can we all agree'

@charlieisaacs @Nadina_codes @Kellblog @Benioff @ServiceCloud @salesforce @melissahilldees & @mwaso & @lissa__x & @MellyCodes , that we all want @charlieisaacs to be around for a lot longer??? Please don't retire yet, Charlie, we love and need you!

The rumors of my retirement were greatly exaggerated, and a bad April Fools Joke...however, 12 years ago @Kellblog played a bad April Fools Joke on @Benioff and hired me into @ServiceCloud. I don't think anyone knows that I still work at @salesforce , but here I am! Thanks to everyone who supported me at Salesforce over the last 12 years! #DreamJob