MJ

This was, and still very much is an absolute banger of a song! So sad that we lost Chester 😢

@MadeiraSpotting I loved the crazy rainbow sky this afternoon! 🌈 🌧️

Planes are landing again in Madeira, that's the first landing today!

@Gsteel2020 @JesseBWatters What a fucking retard 🤣🤣🤣

25k mph and parachutes are expected to do what? how is anyone still falling for this? Watch a video of 6k mph hour and see how fast that is. Please start using logic and basic reasoning. I know when we have been indoctrinated to “believe whatever we’re told” but when did we stop thinking for ourselves?

🚨 MUST WATCH: ARTEMIS II ABOUT TO HIT ITS MOST DANGEROUS TEST 🔥 RE-ENTRY at 25,000 MPH… INSIDE A 5,000° INFERNO 💣 NASA: “There’s NO PLAN B” — it ALL rides on the HEAT SHIELD 😳 SAME SHIELD THAT CRACKED HUNDREDS OF TIMES LAST MISSION 🤯 6 MINUTES OF TOTAL COMMS BLACKOUT… NO CONTACT, NO CONTROL 💀 TOO STEEP? TOO SHALLOW? THEY DON’T MAKE IT. PERIOD. TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:07PM ET— EVERYTHING’S ON THE LINE 🇺🇸🚀

@EthanLevins2 @X @elonmusk Because you’ve been chatting utter nonsense and making shit up for the last few weeks 🙄 I reported your account, and it seems to have worked 😊

Dear @X I am very confused why my monetization was paused. I simply cover the war, news, and geopolitics without promoting violence. I have zero violations, zero posts have been removed, and have received zero warnings. I kindly ask for monetization to be restored. @elonmusk @Support @nikitabier

@Keir_Starmer Vile wanker ✊🏼💦

My focus is, and always will be, the British national interest.

@81stCommander @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK 2-3 minutes per drop? Yeah that was right, 11 years ago when Amazon started their own deliveries! Routes then were 150 parcels ish max. Fast forward to now and it’s between 300-400 parcels. I can absolutely assure you it ain’t 2-3 mins per stop!

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Most routes arent as large as 250 drops. You get an average of 2-3 mins per drop. Thats enough time to knock on someone's door. I know, I've done that job.

What's with @AmazonUK just leaving stuff outside your front door? Can't you guys at least KNOCK?

@JustSeanGB @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK No ones in… Next??

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Ring the doorbell or knock on the door. Deliver the package.

@Atlasranalready @MsPocketRocket @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK What a fucking wanker you are honestly 🤣 Bye bye bellend 👋🏻

@MsPocketRocket @AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Stop acting like youd ever even try mate. Performative arseholes.

@MsPocketRocket @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Thankyou. Fortunately most people do thank us. But as seen on these comments there’s always people that don’t respect anyone bar themselves and who always know better!

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK You do a great job under a lot of time pressure and horrendous traffic problems. Some of us appreciate you! 😊

@Atlasranalready @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Someone else showing how clueless they are 🤦🏼‍♂️ Unions? Campaigns? Evidence? What drugs are you on 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus wept 🤦🏼‍♂️

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Well fucking do something about it. Speak to heads, campaign, go to the unions, gather evidence, make a change. Fucking cheek of you to talk about moaning when you greet about not being able to do seemingly anything yourself.

@akatakuya6 @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK If only they listened!! It was 150 parcels a day 10 years ago. Now it’s between 300-400 but with the same amount of hours to deliver them. Gone are the days we could wait for people to answer the door, have a chat with them etc!

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Supply and demand, if demand increases provide more supplies it ain't rocket science

@JustSeanGB @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Elaborate, what is properly? Only we know how Amazon tell us to do the job, but go ahead……

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Do your job properly.

@artsarise @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK 🤣🤣🤣 Another idiot 🤦🏼‍♂️

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK How patronising🧐. Stop making excuses! You accepted the job with Amazon.

@Crazed_Lfc @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Sacked 🤣🤣🤣 Not one driver is employed, idiot. What a fucking retard 🤣🤣

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK "Lisa moaned at me so now i make sure everyone's parcel has a chance of being nicked" Cheers MJ. Really intelligent decision When you get sacked, look inward

@rena45072 @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK This is another issue we have. Many people specify “Enclosed front porch” as their safe spot. Some mean inside the door which we have to open, others mean just chuck it outside the door!

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK What pisses me off is when the Amazon drivers (it is only the Amazon drivers) try the door handle! No mate, you do not do that……it’s not your fucking house!!

@ukaxelz @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK I can’t comment for every delivery company but with Amazon their safe place option regarding bins is “behind wheelie bin”. You can’t select to leave in the bin. I’ll only leave it in the bin for a regular customer who i’ve spoken to in person.

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Are you a delivery driver. I have a question, my 'safe place' is in my Garden Bin. Like INSIDE the garden bin. Not once has it ever been left in. Normally they just do as the OP leave it on doorstep, dont even knock etc. Question is, does your app or w/e tell you my safe place?

@EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK I agree, and i do appreciate any signage especially when people don’t want to be disturbed. Unfortunately so many drivers don’t give a fuck they will just throw them wherever is quickest then go. Amazon have created that mindset unfortunately.

@AvGeekMJ @AmazonUK I am sorry to hear that. The sign on our back door saying "Deliveries - Please knock" should be a clue that ours is not one of those unreasonable houses, though...

@lovesick_mel0dy @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK I agree. Too many drivers leave them in ridiculous places. I always try to hide everything if possible. Sometimes customers request them left at the front door when even i don’t think it’s safe. Everyone sees a “safe place” differently.

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Leaving stuff wide open to be taken by people is crazy though, at least try to put it out of view... and not in bins 😂 and give a knock before walking off

@1884leo @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Try telling one of the worlds biggest corporations what to do, they don’t care. They just replace any stolen items. No one gets in trouble, no one cares. Done this job for 25yrs, 10 of those with Amazon. They want everything “delivered”, returns aren’t tollerated.

@AvGeekMJ @EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK That sounds like a you/amazon problem to solve. Should never reflect on the customers experience.

@EmmelineWyndham @AmazonUK Do you know how many times i’ve been moaned at for ringing or knocking? Knocked too hard, knocked too quiet. Why didn’t you just leave it by the door? Woke kids up, made the dog bark etc etc.. As i said, we can’t win. Someone will always moan.

@AvGeekMJ @AmazonUK Nobody is asking you to wait. Just ring the doorbell to give us a sporting chance to take the parcel in before someone swipes it.