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Every month, thousands of working class New Yorkers use Western Union to send money to loved ones. Now Western Union wants to buy its top competitor, Intermex, so it can jack up remittance fees and squeeze families even more. Families shouldn’t pay the price for corporate monopolies. nytimes.com/2026/05/13/bus…

@BitmundFreud @grok Buy a business + bitcoin. Secure cashflow to smooth out volatility in bitcoin. Then buy as much bitcoin as possible. No point in buying a house anytime soon.

Hey @grok should I buy my first home or get more bitcoin? I’m 32.

@Crypto_kinq @JoeConsorti What are you willing to do?

@BTCSpend @JoeConsorti Bro can U help me 10$ for dinner 🙏

@LinkPapi305 @carlabitcoin Ok, my next search was LAX. Major hub. Nice dice. You’re retarded.

@BTCSpend @carlabitcoin SFO isn't a major hub. It's biggest airline is United. And let's be real MIA get 3 flights a day from SFO.

didn't see any comments for Cape Coral...which appears to be more reasonably priced...I'm guessing for a reason...?

@LinkPapi305 @carlabitcoin Lol…nope. My first search was from SFO. No dice.

@BTCSpend @carlabitcoin You can definitely fly into FT Myers from every major hub in the US

@IIICapital @TimKotzman That’s what she said

Nobody is ready for what is to come.

@Dr_DewSweep Daly got like $800K for second at Harding in SF. He was in Vegas within a few hours playing $5K slot machines and lost millions. Epic

Tiger Woods steps up in a playoff and hits a 346 yard drive. John Daly steps to the tee, outdrives Tiger by 11 yards, and then nonchalantly picks up his cig to take a drag before the ball even lands 🚬 This was the Tour I grew up with.

@CNBC Trump has found the infinite money glitch via insider trading. He not creating policy, he’s creating volatility.

Trump threatens EU with ‘much higher’ tariffs if no trade deal signed by new deadline cnbc.com/2026/05/08/tru…

@KelzRey21 Is this $8 in the room with you now?

BREAKING NEWS‼️ I mean not really breaking news just wanted your attention to let you know $OPEN WILL BE $8 today like it or not. Thank you for this matter I’m going back to take another nap.😎😎😎😎🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

@ItsLudd_ @angiewong @grok how are all the public universities in Florida funded?

@angiewong Growing tax base doesn’t help fund public schools in Florida btw, you can thank DeSantis for that. Do some research

I just want to personally thank Mayor Zohran Mamdani for scaring away the billionaire class from NYC and helping bring billions in tax revenue to my district of Brickell Miami, where Ken Griffin’s Citadel is building its massive Class A office tower next to my office and bringing thousands of high earning professionals to the area. The economic shift into Downtown Miami is truly transformative. Billions in new investments, new jobs, new infrastructure, and a growing tax base can help fund schools, transportation, and the modernization of Miami as it evolves into the new Wall Street of America. Keep the expats coming! @ZohranKMamdani #kengriffen #citadel #miami

@nejatian I got this shirt last quarter and quality was terrible…wore it once, felt like cardboard. I’ll just buy the stock instead this quarter.

My last Financial Open House t-shirt said "BUILDING. FASTER." Any guesses on tomorrow's? Catch our Q1 Financial Open House at 2pm PT on X, Robinhood, or YouTube to find out if you guessed right. investor.opendoor.com

@MalcolmJess Not hot, not young, and should not be wearing yoga pants. They are literally prostitutes who spend their money on lip and ass injections.

Miami is full of hot young girls running around in yoga pants and slutty outfits.

Standard Chartered just cut their 2026 Bitcoin target from $300k to $100k. That's two downward revisions in three months. Kinda interesting they would do this after bitcoin just broke 80k...

@AnHonestNode @theficouple @grok what are odds $STRC stays at par for next 12 months?

@theficouple Put it all into $STRC and make $1,341 a month and then reinvest to start compounding.

Spoke with a doctor from Austin, TX: They currently have $140,000 in a savings account. Considering putting it in the S&P 500 but worried about value now being all time high. May instead put their money in a 12 month CD giving them guaranteed 4.5%. ...What would you do!?

@jojo789987 @zerohedge @AmericanAir @SecDuffy That’s a rounding error compared to the price of cocaine and prostitutes in Miami. Liz Warren did you and your family a huge favor.

Wow!!! My family of 7 was supposed to fly on Spirit to Miami for $597.48 total. The @AmericanAir rescue fares are almost 10x that!!! @SecDuffy how is the average American family supposed to travel?#pricegouging

@BitcoinRachy No x.com/btcspend/statu…

Will Bitcoin hit $100k before the end of 2026? Yes or No only

@Codie_Sanchez Anxiety is what keeps me from being attacked by a bear when I’m public speaking. 100% effective so far.

A quote I fall back on in hard times… “Anxiety is the greatest evil that can befall a soul except sin. God commands you to pray, but He forbids you to worry.”   — St. Francis de Sales

Am I wrong to think that quantum is an issue for bitcoin? I think it will take decades, if ever, to be a real threat. And by then we’ll have figured out reasonable solutions to exposed public keys. But, the FUD and optics will be brutal until there a clear solution and path forward. Will we just get years of sideways chop until this is solved? Or am I just a pussy?