Beefy Preacher

@lateforapex @brettskireal Misunderstanding on purpose is a clear sign of low IQ.

@brettskireal You mean to tell me a professional golfer played GOLF before playing GOLF? unreal

Wait Rory really took 3 weeks off and played augusta everyday?! This shit should be under protest and I had him nuked.

@NickWatts Typical Catholic. Profanity laced self aggrandizing about going to mass.

Do you think we go to Mass for shits and giggles? No. We go to find strength in God. We trust in God’s plan. We don’t panic. Trust the plan patriots. 🇺🇸

@CalebJHull Update: it’s currently beginning to be ruined by social media, celebrities, and influencers.

The Masters is the last pure sporting event we have left that hasn’t been ruined by phones and social media. It’s glorious.

@FroemelAndy @GolfChannel I mean he definitely imploded. Blew the biggest 36 hole lead in masters history. No playoff hole was thanks to his competitors not making a run.

@GolfChannel Rory didn’t implode and need a playoff this year. Much less pressure.

"I thought it was so difficult to win last year because of trying to win the Masters AND the Grand Slam..." "This year I realized it's just really difficult to win the Masters." - Rory McIlroy 🤣

@UESgolf Holy recency bias

Would have been fun to see Rose or Cam Young pull it out. Talent-wise Rory has always been up there with Jack and Tiger. Scottie is only one with a remote shot at 18, but Rory is a firm 3 or 4 ever for me right now (with Hogan). In modern field it is undoubtedly true.

@colleen94538743 @PEAtotheNUT Did you just get internet access this week?

It’s so easy to not like this guy

@_TomLang Narrator: “it got much much worse on the back 9 actually”

CBS has been so flawless at the Masters for my whole life. Makes today’s coverage stick out like a sore thumb. Hopefully they get it together on the back 9

@deTerrobster @Daniel_Rapaport Actually, I see why guys like you love him

@deTerrobster @Daniel_Rapaport Ehh, remarkably boring actually. Weird, cringe, broken home life, spent a decade endlessly desperate for a green jacket, incredibly tone deaf and sad.

So Rory is the best European ever and top 10 all-time now, right? Poetic that it's Augusta National—the course that tortured him more than any other—where he's jolted his major count back into life. 6 and counting.

@theArkOC @Daniel_Rapaport “I pointed at the moon and the idiot looked at my finger” ^ you

@BeefyBoyBeef @Daniel_Rapaport He’s won 2 green jackets, the players, at Pebble Beach, and a Ryder cup in the last year… But he doesn’t have the it factor 😂😂😂😂😂 ok retard!

@WayneOW66L67 @TwoInchesShort I just laughed so hard out loud at this 😂

@TwoInchesShort The embalming fluid conference had a poor turnout this year

No low am. No other defending champion. Just Rory, Fred and Jim.

@TreydingStocks @NUCLRGOLF @SchefflerFans People barely talk about Rory the last 6 months. You’re delusional.

🚨👀🗣️ #TAKING ISSUE — Scottie Scheffler says he would have liked to have seen the firmness of the course be “a little bit more equal” on Thursday and Friday. @SchefflerFans

@Daniel_Rapaport Enjoyed reading this. Any comment on the condition of the course post-Thursday? Looked awful on TV in many spots. Endless dry patches and brown spots. Didn’t seem like ANGC.

Wrapping up The Masters with 18 Parting Thoughts on Rory, Rose, 13 and 15, firmness, the Coachellafication of this week and so much more. Enjoy: skratch.golf/news/pro-golf/…

@tx_befree @GolfonCBS @Amanda_Balionis Bc Rory didn’t do anything. He choked the biggest 36 hole lead in masters history and then played a mediocre -1 round Sunday while no one really challenged him.

@GolfonCBS @Amanda_Balionis Leading with negative, assumptive judgemental questions on star athletes performance is really rookie level reporting. Sheffler's class covered for the inept reporting. In past Masters 11 under par would have won. How about credit to Rory instead of negative on Sheffler?

"I put up a good fight...just ultimately came up a couple shots short." Scottie Scheffler joins @Amanda_Balionis following the Final Round of the Masters

@korky122 @OldRowSwig But then nothing happened. The whole day was “anything could happen” and then nothing happened and the winner shot -1 and won.

@OldRowSwig What? Felt like 10 different people could won. It was great

Was this the worst Masters of all time?

@OrealistMarcus @notcrotonix @TheMasters Trash opinion

@notcrotonix @TheMasters #2 in the world. imo.

An embattled 68 for Scottie Scheffler. #themasters

@wxbrad “Throwing bias of grass.” You’re not a golfer bro.

Golfers and caddies have got to stop with the throwing grass into the air stuff. The wind speed and direction within the 3’ by 6’ area around the ball says nothing about it over a 100+ yrd long shot that has a 100+’ apex. Better to look at trees, birds and flags. Not to mention the throwing bias of the grass.

@PresbyInn @CanadaKingCorey The dead giveaway that Scottie is presby is him talking about how Christ took all our sins on the cross and they are freely forgiven and our future is secure in Christ.

@CanadaKingCorey Scheffler is a Presbyterian so this is stolen valor.

@shauncooley @aakashgupta Dawg you literally just did the study. “If I sleep more I feel worse” is the most made up twitter bs I see.

@aakashgupta Nah, you can't take someone that normally gets 8+ and toss them into a 4 or 6 hour "dose" schedule. I've been on 4-6 for 25+ years, not forced, just productive at night and tend to wake up early. If I sleep more than 6 hours I feel like crap, physically and mentally, all day.

The scariest finding in this paper: the subjects couldn't tell it was happening. UPenn ran this study on 48 healthy adults. One group slept 8 hours. Another slept 6. Another slept 4. For 14 straight days. They tested cognitive performance every 2 hours from 7:30am to 11:30pm. The 6-hour group's reaction times, working memory, and sustained attention deteriorated on a near-linear curve. By day 14 they were performing at the same level as someone who hadn't slept at all in 48 hours. The 4-hour group hit that threshold by day 6. Here's the part that should unsettle everyone who thinks they "do fine" on 6 hours: the subjects' self-reported sleepiness flatlined after the first few days. Their brains kept getting worse. Their perception of how impaired they were stopped updating. The cognitive decline was invisible to the person experiencing it. The researchers found a hard threshold. Any wakefulness beyond 15.84 hours in a day produces cumulative neurobiological cost. That cost compounds every single day you exceed it and does not reset with a weekend of sleeping in. About 35% of American adults sleep less than 7 hours a night. 40% of those get 6 hours or less. In 1942 that number was 11%. We built an entire professional culture around a sleep schedule that this paper says is functionally equivalent to pulling consecutive all-nighters. "I'm fine on 6 hours" is the most common response to sleep research. The first thing chronic sleep debt destroys is your ability to notice chronic sleep debt.