Blake Robertson

@veib00 If you give me $200 I’ll quote tweet this and call you fat like you want

The hardest part of being you dumb and broke in your 20s is realizing you’re 38.

My deepest sympathies to the folks in Spokane who just lost everything in an instant. *As of now*, I've not seen any reports of fatalities, thank God, and I pray they were none, but a lot of beloved pets undoubtedly perished, and for many, that's like losing family. Nothing can really prepare you for this devastation, and I wish I could tell you it'll get better, but it won't for a long time. Please look after your neighbors; they have a very long and painful road ahead, and everyone will move on from caring about Spokane in a week or so. And everyone else, take heed...this is coming for you, too. Don't wait til the fire is at your patio door. Have a plan. Don't expect government to be there to save your home. And don't expect the fire to wait until you're at home and awake and ready...think about what happens when the fire comes at 2AM dead asleep, or when you're at work downtown, or 3 beers in on a river float 20 miles from home and your cats are all locked inside. You seldom get a real warning before the fire comes. Above all else, if I can offer any advice right now...lean further into God. The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit. Have faith in His providence, even if your heart feels too broken to accept it right now.

You can just post a skinny chick and caption it “I like hefty women” and it will get 200k views. It works every time

Sec. Rubio on what he'll be doing if he got one week off, "My wife's gonna hate this answer. I'd love to sit down and watch every college football game from noon eastern until the west coast games end at 2AM eastern."

People hate fun

It's really just that simple. 🤷🏻‍♀️

You are not crazy

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

Girls with small boobs like this are kinda good looking

@washghost1 Go away Montana is full

Who’s with me

Isn’t it weird how unsubsidized consumer goods like TVs, appliances, clothes, all get cheaper and cheaper…while anything government puts its hands on, healthcare, housing, food, tuition, cars, utilities…just gets more and more unaffordable? Oh well. Probably nothing.

30% of young girls want to be famous and consider 0ñly F@ns as an option to get there. “Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.” 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼Goal 40 of the 45 Goals of Communism.

@GiaMMacool ....shes fucking SOMEONE if it aint you you've missed the chance.

Men will spend days, weeks, even months researching the right… Car Tool Knife Handgun Computer …before buying, but will jump in bed with a women he barley knows and just met a few hours ago. Make it make sense.

@LadyDemosthenes Now break it down by race

Olive Garden implemented the SAVE America Act more quickly than the US Senate.

Murica.

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

@eren_acoruja No. That is the point.

Você acha que essas atletas estão preocupadas se os ângulos de câmera sexualizam elas?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Meanwhile social media has men worried about what we ACTUALLY see mattering to women.

Sydney Sweeney has hip dips. I promise you not a single guy looked at this picture and cared. Social media has women worrying about things men don’t even notice.