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@GovernorVA She will only be a negative Virginia. Your governor is supposed to help your state. Instead every minute of every day "she" will spend tearing it apart. Virginia will have zero positive outcomes from her term.

The Supreme Court of the United States has now joined the Supreme Court of Virginia in choosing to nullify an election and the votes of more than three million Virginians. These Virginians made their voices heard — casting their ballots in good faith to push back against a President who said he’s “entitled” to more seats in Congress before voters go to the polls. As Governor, I will make sure voters know when and how to cast their votes this year. Because our votes are how we choose the representation we deserve.

@ShawnRyanShow Ellen D the cannibal

Who would you like to see on the Shawn Ryan Show next?

@jademassonwong Bet Blonde

First Face-off at the press conference 💪 Locked in for Saturday 💥

@NJBeisner @MadelineMOB Your coping is making it worse. You and accounts like it are exposing her.

@MadelineMOB It wouldn’t prove her wrong. She’d dismiss it as fake the same damn way she’s going the audio. Y’all already do not respect Erika as Charlie’s WIFE; you don’t give two shits if you see him on video saying “I appoint Erika to be CEO.”

It’s a lie that Erika Kirk walked out at AmFest to the audio of Charlie Kirk appointing her. Literally did not happen. Candace is either sloppy and unwilling to do her due diligence to find out just basic facts, or she’s a liar. Or both. She’s also trying to get Erika killed.

@GitaGopinath Sounds like perpetual whinning

A painting of the end of meritocracy: A meeting of the two largest economies and not one woman at the table.

@AB84 Want to get a cheeseburger and F. If they say "no", you ask whats wrong with cheeseburgers. Joke was originally pizza but I figured best to change it. Dont want to confuse those who belong inside wood chipper.

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

@rajmuker The content libraries are better then the new stuff.

I told y'all WWE has gone FULL WOKE... and I was right again...Look at this: 90% of WWE writers are women with "she/her" pronouns in their bios. The main lead writers are also women. These leftist women have zero knowledge of wrestling ...they came from Hollywood and Disney. WWE NXT is already a full DIE show where 80% of the roster are women. .They're the main focus while the men's roster is small and treated like a minority and jobbers... NXT recently signed woke wrestlers who look like fat lesbians and are shoving them down people's throats. This is exactly why an alpha male like Brock Lesnar suddenly retired from WWE.. TKO and Noseman Triple H have completely ruined WWE..

@lisaknows429 Do you get paid for the original post and ALL your responses to comments?

Erika has had about 12 public appearances this year, which is about 2 a month. Considering she is the CEO of the largest political youth organization in the US that's hardly any. Her children travel with her. Erika is with her children every single day. Meanwhile, Candace rarely travels yet has 2 nannies assigned to each of her children. Yes, that's a total of 8 nannies in her employment. But keep running your mouth.

@is_OwenLewis @bubbagump64 I got 1 powering my electric bike.

Okay folks, this qualifies as BREAKING NEWS! Harold “Sonny” White, the warp drive pioneer behind NASA’s EagleWorks Lab, just stepped out of stealth with Casimir Inc. to unveil MicroSPARC: the first battery free chip to harvest continuous electrical power straight from the quantum vacuum via the Casimir force. The 5 mm × 5 mm device uses millions of custom microscale Casimir cavities fabricated on a substrate. Inside each cavity, two fixed conductive walls create a region of negative vacuum pressure (the well known Casimir effect). Stationary micropillars anchored in the middle act as antennas. Electrons from the cavity walls then quantum tunnel to the pillars because the interior is a lower energy “quieter” zone — and the probability of tunneling back is orders of magnitude lower. This one way “quantum ratchet” flow generates a measurable DC current with no external power source or moving parts. Prototypes already fabricated at university nanofab facilities (Texas A&M AggieFab, MIT.nano) have been tested in RF-shielded, low noise chambers for weeks. The team reports outputs ranging from millivolts to volts at picoamp to microamp levels using precision electrometers and Kelvin Probe Force Microscopy. Target performance for the first commercial chip: ~1.5 V at 25 µA (≈40 µW continuous). Stacking and scaling could reach milliwatts or even watts per device. Initial applications are ultra low power: always on IoT sensors, wearables, and medical implants. Longer term roadmap includes trickle charging phones, powering small electronics, and eventually grid independent homes or EVs. Commercialization is targeted for 2028, starting at ~$100/W before dropping toward $10/W. White ties the work directly to his earlier theoretical paper on emergent quantization from a dynamic vacuum and sees it as a practical power source for the deep-space missions he’s long championed. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and independent scientists have so far declined public comment. But if the engineering scales as hoped, MicroSPARC would represent a genuine paradigm shift: continuous, maintenance free power drawn from the fabric of spacetime itself. A bold leap from warp-drive theory into real hardware. Progress (and vacuum-powered chips) marches on. Photo: MicroSPARC | Casimir Inc. Source: thedebrief.org/free-energy-fr…

@MeidasTouch @GavinNewsom The big diaper scam. All $ being stolen from tax payers. To fund his interest groups.

NEWS: California will begin giving new parents 400 free diapers when they leave the hospital under a first-in-the-nation statewide program announced by Gov. Gavin Newsom. The “Golden State Start” initiative, created in partnership with Baby2Baby, will launch at 65 to 75 hospitals serving largely low-income families before expanding statewide. State officials say the program will provide more than a month’s worth of diapers to help ease the financial burden on parents.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama That picture, your life, its all phony. 2 dudes, 1 was brought up thru the system. And fake kids that are not really yours.

Wishing all the moms out there a wonderful Mother’s Day! To @MichelleObama, I’m grateful for all the ways you’ve shown up for our daughters and our family over the years. We love you.

@PatMcAfeeShow @BenStiller Pat got over by seeming genuine. Hanging out with pedo wood compromised actors ruins all of it.

"I don't get invited to the Met Gala 😂😂 Timothee Chalamet gets invited every year" @BenStiller #PMSLive

100 pushups 100 sit-ups a day + PRIME shake (32g protein)

@BarackObama @MichelleObama @ObamaFoundation And dont forget you need ID to get in but not to vote.

Michelle and I can’t wait for you to visit the Obama Presidential Center! Starting on June 19, the Center will be open to the public, and you’ll be able to check out the Museum along with public spaces like a new branch of the Chicago Public Library with a reading room, a two-acre playground, a fruit and vegetable garden, and more. Tickets available at tickets.obama.org.

@AndrewKolvet @wavetossed Pratt dosent need and I doubt wants your stench.

Spencer Pratt just UNLEASHED on Karen Bass after she accused him of exploiting the grief of people who lost everything in the Palisades fires. "Karen Bass let my house burn down, and my parents' house burn down, and I had actual neighbors burn alive across the street from my childhood home. The only grief is my grief, my community's grief that I initially started this fight on behalf of.” "It's the most insane, psycho, diabolical thing I've heard in a minute."

@GovPressOffice Nope. Dems blocked the merger that would have saved it. Thank Biden and Warren

Wow. Trump destroyed America’s largest low cost carrier. “Affordability is a hoax!”

@brimcmike @KatieWardFFXIV @forallcurious I want to fully understand the article without doing the work.

@KatieWardFFXIV @forallcurious The original article Zia, D., Dehghan, N., D’Errico, A. et al. Interferometric imaging of amplitude and phase of spatial biphoton states. Nat. Photon. 17, 1009–1016 (2023). doi.org/10.1038/s41566… nature.com/articles/s4156…

🚨: For the first time, scientists achieved something that for decades seemed impossible: they directly observed intertwined pairs of quantum photons as they interact.

@_louise__ Is that mushroom?

Look at the size of this 👀 Grown in a matter of weeks. Clean. Alive. Mineral rich. No stress, no fear, no suffering in the process. This is what real food looks like when it's working with nature instead of against it. People will say you "need" meat, but your body isn't asking for dense, acidic, stress loaded flesh. It's asking for nutrients it can actually use without burden. This here is light on the system, easy to break down, feeds the terrain instead of clogging it. No adrenaline. No trauma. No heaviness sitting in the body. Just clean fuel. We've been taught that bigger, heavier, and more protein means stronger, but the body doesn't work like that. It works on flow, minerals, and elimination. You are what you eat... Eat to live or eat to die........🌿🍄💚

@spencerpratt If Pratt dont win the fix is in.

Karen always likes to talk about HER experience and never YOUR experience in her city…stepping over homeless drug addicts having your, business tagged up every night, no street lights. If she is so experienced with governance, why is she so bad at governance? What does that say about all of her illustrious experience? I actually care more about YOUR daily experience in LA. I have all the experience that I need. I have experienced the consequences of Karen Bass’ failed leadership. All of us have. She needs to step aside.

@_louise__ How long do you fast?

Here's a few more pictures of stuff that's come out of me over the years from me fasting and detoxing. It comes out in puss and mucus and I put it under the microscope 🔬 This is dis-ease leaving the body.. What are you doing to rid this shit from your body? I eat plants and mushrooms and fast from time to time. I know why all these hospitals are clogged up with people that don't know how to heal themselves, they're just being murdered in there honestly like. They've been inoculating us like mushroom substrates with toxic shit since birth, how do we know what's growing inside us? People look at me and think I'm skinny, I do have muscle, and I'm not as weak as I look, I'm very strong actually. 💪🏽 I just don't carry excess mucus with all this shit inside it creating disease within.