Breach

This is not Oscar material. To be eligible to win Best Picture at the Oscars… 1. At least 1 Non-White/Non-Straight lead or Significant Role. 2. At least 30% minor roles Non-White/Non-Straight people (we can't tell what the hell the Zombies are).Maybe the guy with the cigar is gay. He looks kinda gay the way he is mouthing the cigar, don't you think?

The future of filmmaking won’t ask permission. It will simply exist.

@ClownWorld Is that a retread or retard?

@GavinNewsom Even to billionaire babies?

HUGE NEWS: California just became the FIRST state in America to provide FREE DIAPERS to all new parents. Launching this summer. Since I became Governor, we have made preschool FREE, school meals FREE, and expanded paid family leave. Stop talking about lowering costs for families — DO IT!

@rafaosoriomalca Chelsea Clinton

Nadie sabía quién era. Sube al escenario y pasa esto. Empieza a bailar y algo no cuadra. No es una fan cualquiera. Y cuando te das cuenta ya es tarde ¿en qué momento entendiste quién era?

@andrewilliamsus It's the NEA- the teachers union- the corrupt pubic school systems and the democrats that support them- for campaign contributions that keeps our inner city youth uneducated. It's not black people.

Most Black People Are Illiterate and Borderline Retarded

@JonathanTurley The ‘slowest billionaires’ ‘culled from the heard’. Great line 🤭

California is witnessing a form of economic Darwinism where the slowest billionaires are about to be culled from the herd. The Service Employees International Union just announced that it has enough signatures to put the billionaire tax on the ballot... foxbusiness.com/politics/calif…

@M24610Mike @mtaibbi Either way it sucks. Had a GREAT thing going and someone f’ed it up. People who can’t handle success often sabotage themselves.

@mtaibbi Matt! Deny it all you want! One day you’re working with Walter. The next day you hire a schmuck to run your business operations. Two days later, YOUR CEO fires Walter Kirn! A week later the CEO walks out. You truly are a progressive who can’t even believe his own lies!

For the millionth time, I did not fire Walter Kirn.

@MAC_Arms That’s it. Britain has to ban knives.

The dude walks in and calmly shoves a knife into the chest of the guy sitting. This is the UK… I wonder if he used an illegal “zombie knife”.

@CoachDanGo I do the same thing except I grind flax seed instead of psyllium leucine powder instead of whey add blueberries walnuts and pumpkin seed raw cocoa powder and a scoop of Zoe brand seeds. Yum. Every morning. 73 Thursday and 14% body fat (plus work out a sh&t load)🤭

This 3 minute breakfast got me to 12% body fat At 46, I got my abs back and this breakfast is the biggest reason why. Here's what's in it and why it works:

People who have no critical thinking skills act out in violence. Thank you! public school system. (If we only had more money for the children. Can't we raise taxes?

@r0ck3t23 🥱

Ashton Kutcher just accidentally described the most terrifying future anyone has outlined this year. He was trying to be optimistic. Kutcher: “We get dopamine from consuming this content… But we also get cannabinoids every time we have a hug.” One sentence. He just split the human brain into two competing markets. The synthetic market. And the authentic market. The synthetic side is infinite. Your AI companions never tire. Never leave. Never disappoint. Engineered to farm your dopamine on a schedule you’ll never notice. A closed loop. Perfectly optimized. Free. Then Kutcher tries to sound hopeful. Kutcher: “As people can’t tell what’s authentic and inauthentic, they’ll crave authentic interaction. And so I wouldn’t short Live Nation.” He didn’t say human nature would save us. He said buy the stock. He just put a ticker on the human condition. When you flood any market with cheap, infinite, synthetic supply, the authentic version doesn’t disappear. It reprices. A hug becomes a purchase. Eye contact becomes a service. Silence in the same room becomes a product. Human connection is about to stop being the default setting of civilization. It is about to become a ticket price. Most people get sedated by free synthetic companions tuned to their exact dopamine signature. The wealthy buy entry to a physical room just to feel something a screen cannot replicate. We spent ten thousand years building technology to escape the brutal constraints of the physical world. We are about to spend the next hundred paying a premium to prove we still exist. Kutcher thinks the craving for authenticity will save us. He forgot what a craving means. If you are craving it, you are already starving. You will not lose your humanity to a machine that overpowers you. You will lose it to one that was free. While the real thing quietly moved behind a paywall you couldn’t afford.

@CalltoActivism Brilliant. Tax people who can’t vote you the fuck out of office.

🚨HUGE! In a stunning win for his tax the rich plan, Mayor Zohran Mamdani just reached a deal with Governor Kathy Hochul tax second homes valued over $5 million owned by out-of-state residents. The taxes will generate $500 million annually for the state. This is amazing.

@RobustFeed Except most parchment paper sheds plastic.

Once you bake salmon in parchment paper, you'll never go back

@TaraBull Wildebeest in the wild.

McLovin with the right hook

@trumplicans2024 Because the founders understood the tyranny of government. Dead stop.

anybody?

@joeroganhq Isn’t that the definition of retarded?

Tim Walz: People keep driving around my house calling me "retarded."

@naomirwolf Let’s hope🙏

Oh noooooo!

@IfindRetards That’s an insult to middle aged lesbian. He looks like a 70 YO lesbian with a lot of plastic surgery

Why does Bruce Springsteen look like a middle aged lesbian?

@joeroganhq Either trying to save his soul or buy his way into heaven.

Bill Gates to donate 99% of his $200 billion fortune to Africa and other charities over the next two decades.

@adamcarolla I fail to see the appeal of living there. You have a highway 10 feet from your house, the nose must be terrible. And I am the ocean encroaches your house in storms. Who wants to live like that?

Septic tank ready to go into the ground. This is not my house, just an example of the over-engineering happening with the Malibu rebuild.