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@Amer1can_Barbie Looks pretty damned good. Did you try it?

Well…they devoured it 😂😂😂

@Amer1can_Barbie Ain’t ever tried any of La Boucherie’s stuff, but I’ve always wondered

Sent the teenager and his friends to Buc-ee’s - they came home with this and asked me to make it for their snack 😂☠️🥴 so of course I’m going to - stay tuned for their reviews on how “fire” it is 🤣

@Amer1can_Barbie @DefiantLs She’s an old-fashioned gal. She waited until they were married before sleeping with him.

@DefiantLs Marrying her brother is disgusting

@Amer1can_Barbie Wow! Antler growth by this time of year! I live in southeast Texas, and the Whitetail are barely sprouting antlers at this point.

Found this handsome dude hanging around out back ❤️

@thisauthentic So they found a random Kamala supporter to go ahead and throw his life away to help Trump?

The hallway that Cole Allen goes into matters! It’s not just a hallway. Let me show you.

If you are a restaurant owner and you charge for condiments your business model is broken.

@ScottPresler @StarGmom I’ll vote against him to spite Thune

“I think, you know, coming from Texas with a 1,200-mile common border with Mexico, the idea of a wall is somewhat off-putting to a lot of people.” -Texas Senator John Cornyn *The TX Senate runoff is on Tuesday, May 26th, & Ken Paxton is running against Cornyn

@ScottPresler @StarGmom It’s marked on my calendar to make sure I do my part

@Amer1can_Barbie @bryan_johnson With his gals, it’s probably a wise idea

@bryan_johnson You use a dental damn when you eat 🐱 don’t you?

Many of you seem to be interested in oral sex. As your unc, let’s make sure you do it safely. Protocol below. Have fun licking, friends. [Before oral sex] + Get tested. List below + Get vaccinated. List below + Wash hands + Brush & floss 60 min before + Avoid cleaning teeth right before + Avoid mouthwash + No active cold sores or ulcers + No gum bleeding + No fresh dental work + No recent oral piercing + Trim fingernails + Check genitals for infection + Learn your partner’s protocol [During oral sex] + Avoid anal to vaginal transitions + If not tested or vaccinated: dental dam (vaginal oral sex) and condom (penile oral sex). + Avoid ejaculation in mouth if STI status isn't fully cleared. [After oral sex] + Rinse mouth with water + Wait 30 min before brushing teeth + Monitor symptoms + Get retested + Abstain until test results return [Tests, male + female] + HIV + Syphilis + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis C + Gonorrhea + Chlamydia + HSV-1 + HSV-2 [Tests, female specific] + Cervical screening (Pap / HPV) + Trichomonas (NAAT test) + Vaginal pH + Bacterial vaginosis panel (vaginal microbiome) [Vaccinations] + HPV (9-valent) + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis A HPV-related mouth and throat cancer is now more common than cervical cancer in the US. Cases roughly tripled from 2000 to 2017, and oral sex is the main way it spreads. About 80 million Americans currently have HPV. Take care of yourself and your loved ones by getting tested.

@teameffujoe @hashjenni You’re explaining it to a brick

@hashjenni That was Hillary sweetheart.

Trump demanded Obama release his birth certificate to prove he was a citizen. Yet he refuses to release the Epstein files to prove he isn't a pedophile. He's guilty, even by his own "standards".

@Photomusicrock It’s like listening to retarded cats fucking. This was awful

Rising country music star Avery Anna performs probably the best cover of Ozzy Osbourne "No More Tears."

@DanJDoyle @Amer1can_Barbie Only with women

@Amer1can_Barbie He gets a signing bonus for being a virgin

You guys I fucking can’t ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@landcop1 @Amer1can_Barbie Best comment on this post lol

@Amer1can_Barbie At their call center?

@Mrgunsngear Is this a remake of Surf Nazis Must Die?

China dropped a hype video showing their soldiers using electric skateboards/vehicles 🛹 As I've said in several videos - I believe electronic vehicles (of all types but mostly at the individual/fire team level) will continue to be used more in war as the tech matures both on the offense and defense. Plan accordingly... #war #china #ebike #future #technology #taiwan #silent

@MustangMan_TX Guns armadillos and lone star beer

What other things or phrases are symbolic of the great state of Texas?

@ginacarano Hands down the most beautiful and level headed woman in MMA. Love your passion for the sport, and the fact that you don’t bow down to the media. You live your life the way you dictate it to be. I’ll be cheering for you

🖤🖤🖤

@Mrgunsngear I thought a 5.56 caused the lungs to straight up blow out of your chest and a mushroom cloud to form that could be seen 5 towns over? I’m so confused

Milwaukee police were chasing Nicholas Maslowski (31) as he was suspected of murder. Mr. Maslowski's vehicle crashed and he opened fire on officers. Multiple police officers then decided it was time for an impromptu 9mm and 5.56 ballistics test on his torso and the test was a success. Mr. Maslowski died, saving taxpayers millions of dollars. Remove your red dot optic pointless rear caps accordingly... 🔴 #CityLife #crime #police #ballistics #enrichment #Milwaukee #urban #cops #democrats #wisconsin

@TedNugent Don’t sweat it, Ted. Cornyn is a traitorous scumbag and Talarico looks like the kid from Children of the Corn grew up and went into politics

@alphafox A&B both know how to reel in a trouser trout

The answer is always C

@FarmGirlCarrie I’m a fan. Goes well with his comment to the Japanese PM.

What do you think about President Trump, having ‘Revolutionary War soldiers’ waiting for King Charles? 👑