Mark Meyer

This might be the best card trick I’ve ever seen:

This is an absolute masterclass from MIT on how to speak

@_TheMizzouTiger Only one female. Must be a lot of pissed off ag influencers

GROOOOOOOOMED

The deal : - Upper Basin agrees to not invoke IV(b) - AZ agrees to not call us  - Bureau keeps the power head in Powell  - Release to LB will be low, 6 MAF, less is possible if inflow is really bad - We don’t risk crashing the river on bypass tubes, no one wants that  I doubt AZ will take the deal, it’s not their style. If @usbr defends the power head and pushes us in to a call Upper Basin is in the clear, we aren’t depleting Lees Ferry the Bureau is contrary to IV(b) If @usbr adheres to IV(b), releases 7.2 to Lees Ferry to prevent an AZ call, loses power head, goes to bypass tubes and they fail it’s @CAPArizona’s fault they crashed the river :) @drexer7

@pacteaug @simonmaechling Good enough to kick your worthless ass

@COag_guy @simonmaechling Jeez. How bad is your English. Good effort. 😆

Dear USA, This is what the French think about you at the moment.

#1: U.S. farmers produced an INCREDIBLE 430+ MMTs of corn in 25/26!!! That was over 40 MMTs OVER the previous record ~390 MMTs!!! #2: FEED DEMAND is OVERSTATED by AT LEAST 10 MMTs! That's correct. The USDA has plugged in a feed demand # completely out of touch with reality So even though US 25/26 corn EXPORTS should be adjusted HIGHER by 3-5 MMTs... FEED DEMAND should be REDUCED by AT LEAST 10-12 MMTs, when it's all said and done Therefore, unless one believes there are MAJOR revisions for the 25/26 crop later in '26 (which is doubtful)... ... 25/26 U.S. CORN ENDING STOCKS should still hover ~2.3 - 2.4 bb or 58 - 61 MMTs, which would be a new ALL TIME HIGH! FWIW, that is a VERY LARGE STOCK CUSHION going into 26/27

As preparations pick up for summer crop planting, corn and sorghum farmers need to be aware of a new disease that can be mistaken for Fe deficiency - doi.org/10.1094/PHP-07…

Feedlots, with capacities of 1,000 or more head, on March 1, 2024 were as follows; Nebraska 2.67 million cattle on feed. Kansas 2.35 million cattle on feed. Texas 2.53 million cattle on feed. Oklahoma 330,000 cattle on feed. #FeedlotFactFriday Source : USDA; NASS

“But the feds can legally release as little as 6 MAF. That record-low release would drive down the Colorado River’s total flows at Lees Ferry, making the 10-year total closer to 81.24 MAF 2017 through 2026”. We need 7.2 MAF by Oct 1, water is not there coloradosun.com/2026/03/27/col…

185 single-iron bred heifers selling Wed 4/1 at Ogallala Livestock 🤠🐮 First-calf heifers bred to calve in a tight 30-day window starting 5/1. True easy-keepers. First two heifers auctioned go to Nebraska wildfire relief! Watch the video and plan to come buy some good ones

Software engineers 2 hours before deadline:

Who would have guessed this

I drive through Moab area a couple times a month. No way. Never

@LSuckla Drain it. It was set up to run dry through drought years. Leave water in lakes with less evaporation

Feds need 1.7 million acre-feet to save Lake Powell this year | News | aspendailynews.com aspendailynews.com/news/feds-need…

Really need to heed the warnings of high fire danger in Nebraska. Drought continues to get worse (latest update as of Thursday morning below).

1/ Current U.S. #Drought Monitor, as of March 24: droughtmonitor.unl.edu

U.S. Drought Monitor March 26, 2026 For the 50 states and Puerto Rico, the U.S. Drought Monitor shows 46.97% in moderate drought or worse, compared to 45.81% last week. #DroughtMonitor #Drought #Drought2026

@kevinfolta @SenBillCassidy So let get this correct. When it comes to science there can be no exceptions and only scientists hold the truth. But for voting our most important right in this beautiful country. We don’t care if you are educated on the facts of who or what you are voting for

@COag_guy @SenBillCassidy Easy to say if you have the luxury of being able to stand in line for a day. It should be the opposite. They know how to find you for delinquent taxes or selective service, why so hard to confirm your vote? If they wanted to do it they could. They want suppression.

83% of Americans support the SAVE America Act. More than 70% of Democratic voters support it. You show an ID to board a plane. You show an ID to buy a gun. You should have to show an ID to vote.

@iamyourfarmer @kmerle7 Good point. If I spent $15 to $20k acre for ground. I would sure be looking for higher paying crops

Everyone always says “if they weren’t growing corn where they shouldn’t be growing it” I-state guy says this meaning fringe acre guys. What its actually those areas with really good growing conditions should be growing high end vegetable crops and the leave the corn to us.