Cole Snadon

@TheEXECUTlONER_ A 4-hour graduation in Texas eventually turns into 18,000 people silently thinking about potato salad.

This is Allen High School in Allen, Texas, just 25 miles outside of Dallas. Over 1,772 students were in the graduating class. 18,000 people were in attendance inside their football stadium. The graduation lasted almost 4 hours. 🥵 The enrollment at Allen HS is well over 5k students. 😳 Allen, Texas only has one high school. The school is huge. If you were passing it you would think it was a University. Many of the surrounding cities have one or two or more high schools, Allen has remained at one. They are a powerhouse in athletics, especially football. Their graduating class had more people than my entire high school had. 🤯 Have you ever seen a graduating class that big? Have you ever seen a high school football stadium that big? Anyone staying for 4 hours?

Healthy masculinity is not toxic. It builds homes, protects families, leads during hard times, and sacrifices for others. Good men keep society stable in ways that often go unnoticed. What qualities do you think define true masculinity?

@Dirtdog No thumb. I’m angry, not directing aircraft on a runway.

I just got flipped off by a pedestrian while driving my cyber truck in SLC. Which brings up the obvious question here: Do you flip off with just the bird finger up or do you extend the thumb as well?

@GiaMMacool @apxmindset Men don’t need 112 days. We just need to see her parallel park under pressure.

@apxmindset These days you need years to see their true colors. Sad but true

If he is smart, he needs at least 4x the amount of time.

@newstart_2024 The weirdest part of sobriety is discovering restaurants were never actually that loud.

Josh Brolin nailed sobriety in one powerful line. He loved drinking — called it gasoline in his veins. But he made it his mission to make sobriety more fun than his wildest nights. He was even willing to lose his wife Kathryn to put sobriety first. No more Jekyll and Hyde. No more getting banned from every bar. That version of him is gone. This one hit me hard. Most people see sobriety as losing something. Brolin treated it like upgrading his entire life. Real change happens when the new path feels more alive than the old one. Have you found sobriety (or quitting any bad habit) can actually become more rewarding than before?

@NextScience The first immortal man is absolutely still gonna say: “I’m too old for this shit.”

Is Immortality Becoming Science, Not Fiction? Scientists are making shocking progress in understanding how and why we age. New research shows it may be possible to slow down or even partially reverse cellular aging by targeting specific genes and biological pathways. In animal studies, some treatments have already extended lifespan and reduced age-related diseases. While human immortality is not close yet, the idea of dramatically longer, healthier lives is becoming more realistic than ever before. The big question now: how far can science push the limits of human aging? Source: National Institute on Aging. Understanding the Biology of Aging.

@UziCryptoo Nothing like paying taxes on wealth your house is allegedly experiencing without you.

You can't tax rich people on unrealized gains from stocks because "it's not real money until it's sold." So explain to me why my property taxes keep going up based on the unrealized value of my house? I didn't sell it. I didn't cash out. I didn't make a profit. But somehow I'm paying taxes on paper gains every single year. Interesting how "unrealized gains" only become a problem when wealthy folks are involved.

@Hi_entreprenuer You just know somebody did this in bed last night and woke up disappointed they still had to go to work.

JAPANESE SCIENTISTS FOUND A DEATH POINT ON YOUR BODY. Press it for 30 seconds to reset cortisol and slow cell aging. They tested 500 volunteers. Here Are The Results That Even Shocked Them🧵:

@Sofia50020Sofia The third hand is for grabbing your card before you can say “service was kinda slow.”

Be HONEST

@RealDeanCain “The View” qualifies as news the same way Taco Bell qualifies as authentic Mexican cuisine.

🤣 Not a chance!

@RealDeanCain Government-run grocery stores? Can’t wait for my bananas to require approval from three departments.

Marxists gonna Marxist!

@NextScience “Time isn’t linear” explains why Mondays last six months and weekends last 11 minutes.

⏳ SCIENTISTS SAY TIME MAY NOT FLOW FORWARD New quantum research suggests time might not move in a straight line at all. Instead, it could fold back on itself, raising a shocking possibility — what we do today may somehow influence the past. In the strange world of quantum physics, particles sometimes behave as if effects happen before causes. The deeper scientists investigate, the more reality begins to look like something far beyond human understanding. What if the past is not truly fixed? Source 
American Physical Society. Quantum mechanics and the nature of time.

@Rainmaker1973 Some people just naturally match your level of nonsense.

Ever feel like you just *get* someone? Here's the science of what's going on. When you vibe effortlessly in conversation, it’s not just shared interests—your brains might be in sync. Neuroscientist Ben Rein notes that close friends often share similar brain structures in social regions, a concept called homophily, where neurologically similar people bond easily. This similarity makes conversations flow smoothly, as your brains operate on the same wavelength. Beyond this structural overlap, there’s something even more sci-fi: interbrain synchrony. This occurs when two people interacting—especially during teamwork or storytelling—exhibit nearly identical patterns of brain activity in certain regions. It’s not magic or telepathy, just the brain’s natural ability to mirror and connect. So if you’ve ever walked away from a great conversation feeling unusually understood, there’s a good chance your brain was quite literally in sync with theirs. [Thomson, J. (2024). The sci-fi hypothesis that explains why you click with certain people. Big Think]

@Nickisbackbaby I’m white. The sun has been running a hate campaign against me for years.

As a white person have you ever experienced racism?

@TheProjectUnity Humanity would spend 14 seconds debating representation before sending Hawk Tuah Girl to negotiate.

Who speaks for Earth if Aliens arrive?

@guzelseyler___ Nothing says forbidden passion like accidentally touching hands while both reaching for stale birthday cake in the break room.

Evli iş arkadaşlarının flörtleşmesi, kurumsal dünyanın çalışanlara çaktırmadan sunduğu bir yan haktır. Şirket size özel sağlık sigortası, yemek kartı ve evet, biraz da kontrollü adrenalin sunar. Sistem, o sıkıcı açık ofiste sabah dokuz akşam altı kalabilmeniz için size küçük bir fantezi dünyası bahşeder. O flörtleşme olmasa, o yasak elma illüzyonu olmasa, o iş yerinde bir gün bile duramayacağınızı bilir. Flörtleşen bu iki modern köle sisteme başkaldırdıklarını sanırken, aslında ertesi gün o ofise tıpış tıpış gitmek ve daha verimli çalışmak için gereken motivasyonu yine o ofisin içinden devşiriyorlar. Buradaki asıl arzu nesnesi, o iş arkadaşının kendisi değildir. Asıl arzu nesnesi, yakalanma korkusu ve yasak fikrinin kendisidir. Düşünsene, bu iki insan işten ayrılsa, ikisi de eşlerinden boşansa ve bomboş, sıradan bir kafede buluşup düzenli bir ilişkiye başlasalar ne olur. O büyü beş dakikada bozulur. Bütün o tutku, fotokopi makinesinin arkasındaki gizli bakışmalar bittiği an yok olur. Demek ki fanteziyi ayakta tutan şey aşk değil, plazanın o klimalı, steril ve baskıcı atmosferidir. Kurumsal hiyerarşi onların libidosunun yakıtıdır.

@Kekius_Sage Imagine being 212 years old and still hearing your dad ask why you don’t own a house yet.

Holy shit, we’re probably all going to be around for safe in vivo age reversal. And like Elon said, working will become optional. Humanity will finally stop surviving and start living.

@kaylanknit ICSC networking has officially peaked. Nothing says “professional conference” like having to publicly prove your luggage isn’t horny…

I’ve never been more embarrassed in my whole life STORY TIME 😭😂 I’m waiting for my flight out of Vegas for ICSC and the gate agent keeps mentioning that any large carry on will be checked. Your girl was not trying to do all that so I thought let me sit on my bag and zip up the expander part. Well I start struggling… hard…. and 2 women see me struggling and start to help me. One is sitting on the bag while me and the other lady are zipping. All of a sudden the woman sitting on the bag says my bag is vibrating. Vibrating I ask?! Yes your whole bag is vibrating. She looks me dead in the eyes and we both think the exact same thing except only one of us was correct. She thought I had a vibrator that was going off… I thought she thought I had a vibrator going off… we both bust out laughing when I tell her it has to be my toothbrush cause there was no way I was bringing all that to a work conference. Proceeded to have to open my bag and prove/turn it off in front of everyone 😭 no words

@KatyKatt77 The funniest part is you KNOW she counted twice.

@CryptoMikli We’re three months away from men bringing calipers to first dates.

Clavicular says Sydney Sweeney is mid and would become invisible with an average body “Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support” “She’s really not that much of a looker in her face. I think that a lot of people with porn brains find her attractive because of her body”